dickey moe
Fingerpicker
So I'm in Bakersfield for our long-time fantasy football draft, and I drop by Vons to get some cash from the ATM. As I leave, there is a group of Boy Scouts and their moms out front selling bags of popcorn. These are like 18 oz cellophane bags of caramel corn and such. They do their cute little spiel and I decide to get some:
"Ok, I'll take a bag a of salted caramel and a bag of mild cheddar." I pull out a twenty thinking that will be more than enough.
Boy Scout Mom: "That will be $40!"
Me:
Mom: "75% goes to the Boy Scouts"
Me: "Uhhh, I guess I was more or less expecting Girl Scout pricing."
Mom: "Well, the Girl Scouts have it EASY!"
Me: "I only have this twenty." [this was a lie, but still...]
Mom: "We accept ATM and credit cards!"
Me: "I'm sorry. I just can't pay that much
for popcorn."
Mom [seemingly offended]: "Well you just have a nice day."
Me: [walks away]
I mean, I know it's for a good cause and all, but come on man.
"Ok, I'll take a bag a of salted caramel and a bag of mild cheddar." I pull out a twenty thinking that will be more than enough.
Boy Scout Mom: "That will be $40!"
Me:
Mom: "75% goes to the Boy Scouts"
Me: "Uhhh, I guess I was more or less expecting Girl Scout pricing."
Mom: "Well, the Girl Scouts have it EASY!"
Me: "I only have this twenty." [this was a lie, but still...]
Mom: "We accept ATM and credit cards!"
Me: "I'm sorry. I just can't pay that much
for popcorn."
Mom [seemingly offended]: "Well you just have a nice day."
Me: [walks away]
I mean, I know it's for a good cause and all, but come on man.