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[tommyboy]

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[Sinn Fein]

"My name is Zack.  Please make the black people go away."

 

[Angry Beavers]

Before I go protest I need a redeye mocha latte with whip something something

 

[JuniorGong]

VENTI MACCHIATO MUTHA ####ER!

 

[Angry Beavers]

Welcome to my boot camp... now make me a Latte!!

 

[wikkidpissah]

I'll have a half-caf wokeaccino

 

[Angry Beavers]

The boss is taking screaming a Zack to a whole new level

 

[brettdj]

You gonna buy somtin or should I just call the popo

 

[Parrothead]

I hope you had a hell of a piss Arnold!

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Zach stood proudly as the customer announced through a megaphone, "Zach is a good guy and I enjoy coming here to see him.  He always has something nice to say."

 

[Andy Dufresne]

What a $250k degree in Sociology from Haverford will get you

 

[tommyboy]

I said "DOUBLE tall mocha...Zach!"

 

[wikkidpissah]

"...and get my name riight!"

 

[Sinn Fein]

"Starbucks employees undergo new sensitivity training at stores across America."

 

[Dickies]

"Zack, do you not understand what a large coffee is?"

 

[beercat]

Please don't harass our new mannequin Zack.

 

[Don't Noonan]

Do you not understand the words coming out of my mouth?

 

[beercat]

You think that just because I'm not Blonde I don't pack a punch?

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Lean on Me 2: The College Years.

 

[Sinn Fein]

"English Mother ####er!  Do you speak it?"

 

[The General]

Zack doesn't get paid enough to deal with that ####.

 

[need2know]

hows your day going Zach?

 

[dozer]

If Venti means large then THEN YES I’LL HAVE THAT!!!!

 

[arrow1]

so, that'll be one large coffee....Black?

 

[Sinn Fein]

Starbucks hires Zack, the first deaf barista.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Zack showed off his previous experience as a Queen's Guard at Buckingham Palace, which was a real hit with the customers.

 

[tommyboy]

keep it up muth####er i'll spit in your coffee

 

[Osaurus]

I wanted a LARGE!!!!!

 

[tommyboy]

Where all the white women at?

 

[tommyboy]

And then I said to Zach, "good now come on over and suck yo mommas ****"

 

[mr roboto]

####. Me. 

 

[Phil Elliott]

"Zack, come on over to our side and help us out. You'll get a 20% raise and you can use the megaphone. And grab the bathroom keys."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Zack and the Brown Banned

 

[jhib]

The moment when Zack Morris finally realized that he should have listened to Mr. Belding all along and put more effort into his schoolwork. 

 

[Wrigley]

"DID I SAY I WANTED WHIPPED CREAM?"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Zack likes his protesters like he likes his coffee...

 

[Epic Problem]

Zack likes his protesters like he likes his coffee...

 

 

[Thomas The Skank Engine]

Sorry, sir, we're fresh out of 'racist-ass honkey-atto'

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

"Good thing you already got your prison stripes on, ZACK!" 

 

[Galileo]

#brewtoo

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

"I just called the police on you darky...so you better leave the store!"   If zack was talking 

 

[Waingro]

"Zack Zack bo-back, ba-na-na fa-na fo-fack, fee-fi mo-mack, Zaaaack!" 

 

[gianmarco]

"Stop pointing to your shirt and tell me your mother####ing name!"

 

[Andy Dufresne]

"How to make a new racist"

 

[Sullie]

Bullhorn guy : "What do we want?"

Crowd : "Quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred with a dome lid."  (I cut and pasted all this from the interwebz, I'm a McCafe guy myself, I threw in the dome lid part for extra schtick value)

Bullhorn guy : "How do we pay?"

Crowd : "With our free rewards cards!"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"How to make a new racist"

Take two parts honkey, add a liter of cabernet sauvignon, and gyrate without rhythm.

 

[Epic Problem]

I hope Arnold's having a hell of a piss. 

 

[T J]

"The stereotype is true".

 

[Epic Problem]

"The stereotype is true".

And what stereotype would that be? 

 

[T J]

Loud. In your face. Seeing this pic surprised me exactly none.