Celebrity women that are likely to be bad in bed (1 Viewer)

[Captain Cranks]

I think this only works if you're a cable installation guy.

Or a pizza delivery guy. 

Or have a hot famous step daughter who needs me to teach her about the seks.  

Or owner of a pawn shop who caught her shoplifting.

Or has buddy with van who happens to see her on the road and she needs to make a quick $100.  

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Or have a hot famous step daughter who needs me to teach her about the seks.  

Or owner of a pawn shop who caught her shoplifting.

Or has buddy with van who happens to see her on the road and she needs to make a quick $100.  

Or a taxi cab driver and she's got no money to pay for fare.

Or a Japanese massage therapist.

 

[Mookie]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - That Seinfeld dance.

 

[Otis]

Roseanne Barr - I honestly don't want to find out how bad she is, but I have to imagine the whole experience would be horrifying. Unless you are into that kind of thing.

You’d be in good company because that’s most of the FFA. 

 

[FreeBaGeL]

Emma Watson - needs to pull that stick from out her ###

I dunno that sounds fairly kinky to me.

 

[comfortably numb]

Sarah McLaughlin 

 

[comfortably numb]

Paris Hilton 

 

[otb_lifer]

I dunno that sounds fairly kinky to me.

surprised it took that long ...

 

[jrt103]

kim kardashian 

 

[NewlyRetired]

I think this only works if you're a cable installation guy.

Or a pizza delivery guy. 

I hear "obvious offensive lineman" do well too.

 

[comfortably numb]

Your mom

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Garner

She seems like the type that would begrudgingly give you a hand job during a commercial of This Is Us.

 

[rascal]

Julia stiles

 

[rascal]

She seems like the type that would begrudgingly give you a hand job during a commercial of This Is Us.

That's hot!

 

[Rirruto]

She seems like the type that would begrudgingly give you a hand job during a commercial of This Is Us.

A hand job is the most underrated sex act.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Shelley Long

 

[snore]

Megan Fox

I feel like I have seen something on the innerwebs that leads me to think she would be a great time. 

 

[The General]

kim kardashian 

That giant clown ### would be problematic. Weird angles involved.

 

[comfortably numb]

I feel like I have seen something on the innerwebs that leads me to think she would be a great time. 

Like her 3 some sex tape?

 

[snore]

Like her 3 some sex tape?

Well that wasn’t the one I was referring to but appreciate the research assignment!

 

[Slapdash]

I once posted on a forum with a guy who was a cable installation guy who said he once ####ed Natalie Portman and she was awful.  Apparently he installed in the LA area and had a bunch of stories. I love Natalie Portman but cant get the image out of my head that she would be terrible in the sack.  

You knew Karl Hungus?

 

[The General]

Like her 3 some sex tape?

Excuse me. What’s this now?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Lucie Wilde

 

[Tecumseh]

Excuse me. What’s this now?

 

[Mario Kart]

Taylor Swift

Emma Watson

Add me and this is the greatest 3-some ever. These two are animals in bed. So hot.

 

[northern exposure]

I feel like I have seen something on the innerwebs that leads me to think she would be a great time. 

Link?

 

[mr. furley]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - That Seinfeld dance.

no way. too much personality. that gleam in her eye says everything.

 

[Lehigh98]

Word on the street years ago was Pitt left Gwyneth Paltrow because of her dislike of oral.

That's no reason to lose your head.

 

[Lehigh98]

Is Mariah Carey still a celebrity?  If so, her.

 

[Keith R]

Is Mariah Carey still a celebrity?  If so, her.

No way.  She is crayzee.  Unless you're talking the pre-1996 version when she was still repressed

 

[Lehigh98]

No way.  She is crayzee.  Unless you're talking the pre-1996 version when she was still repressed

Super high opinion of herself, super high maintenance, I just don't see it.

 

[James Bond]

Garner

Charlie?

 

[Dickies]

Gwenyth Paltrow - looks like she could be a lame lay and even if she isn’t theres no telling what whacky experiment she has going on down there 

This is exactly where my mind went when I saw the topic

 

[Judge Smails]

Garner

I will say I saw her on a flight and absolutely STUNNING. Jeans, casual jacket, looked like no makeup. Baseball hat. She’s in my top 3. Refuse to believe this 

 

[Judge Smails]

That giant clown ### would be problematic. Weird angles involved.

Just lays there taking selfies of herself I imagine. No thanks. 

 

[skycriesmary]

Emma Watson - needs to pull that stick from out her ###

I wouldn't mind replacing that stick with something else...

 

[The Future Champs]

Andie MacDowell.   Even in the SL&V era.

 

[GroveDiesel]

She seems like the type that would begrudgingly give you a hand job during a commercial of This Is Us.

I suddenly have a desire to binge watch This Is Us.

 

[otb_lifer]

no way. too much personality. that gleam in her eye says everything.

can see your point, but ... the JLD we saw on "Curb" reflects more of her real life personality, imo ... might be a stiff going off of that 

 

[DocHolliday]

megan fox gives road head

Fox is a great mix of pretty and hot with a little crazy and dirty mixed in.    She's almost perfect and is probably fantastic in bed.  

 

[RaiderBones]

Roseanne Barr - I honestly don't want to find out how bad she is, but I have to imagine the whole experience would be horrifying. Unless you are into that kind of thing.

Take that back. 

 

[Tom Servo]

Roseanne Barr - I honestly don't want to find out how bad she is, but I have to imagine the whole experience would be horrifying. Unless you are into that kind of thing.

@Christo to the yellow courtesy phone.

 

[Tom Servo]

Your mom

I'm surprised it took this long. FFA be slipping. <_<  

 

[knowledge dropper]

Taylor Swift is #1.  

Cameron Diaz seems no fun. 

 

[packersfan]

Like her 3 some sex tape?

Wait, what? 

 

[snore]

Link?

Hub

 

[wikkidpissah]

Taylor Swift is #1.  

She probably has someone ghosting her bouncy time

 

[Christo]

@Christo to the yellow courtesy phone.

Nope

 

[NREC34]

Betty White

 

[tommyboy]

Julia Roberts.  She wasn't even all that sexy playing a hooker...which is why women love that movie.  She made being a prostitute cute.

Ditto. First one I thought of.

Others:

Sally Struthers

Marie Osmond

Jennifer love Hewitt

Clair Danes

Liv Tyler

Cate Blanchett

Bjork

Adele

Celine Dionne