chinese women (1 Viewer)

[Mors Venit]

I have one on the hook and i dont want to blow it.

5'4" athletic and works in finance

Any tips?

 

[grateful zed]

dont let her drive.

 

[Galileo]

I have one on the hook and i dont want to blow it.

5'4" athletic and works in finance

Any tips?

That's what she said

 

[PIK95]

dont let her drive.

 

[Mad Cow]

Do not suggest you go out for Japanese food.

 

[Das Boot]

Whatever you do, don't mention the war.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Don't take her back to your fiancee's mother's place.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Don't take her back to your fiancee's mother's place.

Disagree, a little advice from AR and this can go somewhere

 

[Mors Venit]

She was born here in an expensive suburb it seems.

Possibly adopted.

If this information helps.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Don't take her back to your fiancee's mother's place.

Disagree, a little advice from AR and this can go somewhere

Yeah, I saw about his latest adventure.

 

[Mors Venit]

dont let her drive.

Drive what?

 

[Mors Venit]

Whatever you do, don't mention the war.

The upcoming one? Or the one in the 40's?

Is Mao still a sensitive subject?

 

[eoMMan]

Talk slow so she can understand you.

 

[grateful zed]

dont let her drive.

Drive what?

your stick shift.

 

[Mors Venit]

dont let her drive.

Drive what?

your stick shift.

That would be contrary to the goal.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

something something Johnnycakes.

 

[belljr]

They just call it food

 

[the rover]

Don't ask her to get supplies.

 

[sbonomo]

Tell her you want to have a ton of babies and that family should be close, even in your home. You will come back to us with a story of how you banged her first night. Or just pm em....

 

[yak651]

Talk slow so she can understand you.

And loud

 

[Mors Venit]

She enjoys some metal.

Things are getting interesting.

 

[NJ]

Donna Chang?

 

[Mors Venit]

Donna Chang?

Nah this chick is full on chinese

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Get her loaded, have some laughs, take her back to your place.

It's not rocket science.

 

[mr roboto]

Offer her family asylum.

 

[jamil]

Replace your L's with R's when you talk

 

[Ladsud]

Saw a ball busting Chinese dominatrix for awhile, was fun.

 

[Hov34]

Kneed her ######## with chopsticks. Trust me.

 

[Fennis]

PM JC

 

[cockroach]

draw her a picture

 

[tommyboy]

I have one on the hook and i dont want to blow it.

5'4" athletic and works in finance

Any tips?

Not worth the effort

 

[AnonymousBob]

She a David Bowie fan?

 

[TenTimes]

draw her a picture

 

[Mors Venit]

She a David Bowie fan?

Probably.

 

[pantagrapher]

Donna Chang?

 

[trogg78]

I miss Johnnycakes.

 

[identikit]

I miss Johnnycakes.

Where'd he go?

Beijing?

 

[James Daulton]

Does she appear to be so horny?

 

[Cjw_55106]

I miss Johnnycakes.

Where'd he go?

Beijing?

Pretty sure he's still around.

 

[pantagrapher]

Does she appear to be so horny?

You're thinking Vietnamese.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I miss Johnnycakes.

Where'd he go?

Beijing?

Pretty sure he's still around.

Saw him in the AZ Ron thread yesterday, I'll let him know you're looking for him.

 

[identikit]

I miss Johnnycakes.

Where'd he go?Beijing?

Pretty sure he's still around.

Somethings amiss then.

No way he woundnt be in here laying down the truth.

 

[Tom Skerritt]

I thought they prefer the term 'oriental' no?

 

[Wooderson]

I miss Johnnycakes.

Where'd he go?Beijing?

Pretty sure he's still around.

Saw him in the AZ Ron thread yesterday, I'll let him know you're looking for him.

He'll find his way here.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Don't listen to the negative comments. I'm sure she will love you long time.

 

[Koya]

Step 1. Find Asian chick

Step 2. Start Shtick Filled Racist FFA thread

Step 3. Something something Johnnycakes

Step 4. Secks

 

[trogg78]

I miss Johnnycakes.

Where'd he go?Beijing?

Pretty sure he's still around.

Saw him in the AZ Ron thread yesterday, I'll let him know you're looking for him.

That's great! I'm really not interested in anything anyone has to say about Chinese women, except him.

 

[satch]

If you want to make her feel more comfortable, every now and then while she's talking casually pull the outer corners of your eyes back and do the buck tooth thing. Don't make a big deal of it though, just hold that look for a few seconds every now and then just to let her know you're in this thing together.

 

[skol asylum]

Go to her window with your boombox held overhead and blaring China Grove. You'll be in like Chin.

 

[Mookie]

Hide the dog.