Choose What I drink tonight (time limit in effect) (1 Viewer)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Leaving for the store in about 15 minutes to purchase adult beverages for this evening. House is empty and I'm watching hockey.

Beer: Underworld Traditional Ale. Cheap but 7% and surprisingly tasty.

Whiskey and Diet: Whatever crappy store-brand they have on sale at the supermarket. No sense in wasting good booze by mixing it with diet soda.

YOU MAKE THE CALL.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Whiskey and diet coke. Get Seagrams 7 or Canadian Club - cheap but good mixer.

 

[Quint]

[good] whiskey neat or rocks an option?

or you could just go Boilermaker...i've done that with Racer 5 and Buellit rye.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Guys...guys. Let us stick to the 2 choices provided. No need to reinvent the wheel here.

 

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WHISKEY DAMMIT

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Polls close in 7 minutes.

 

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WHY THE URGENCY?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WHY THE URGENCY?

I WANT TO START DRINKING AND TALK ABOUT BENGAZI!

 

[mquinnjr]

Whiskey and diet coke. Get Seagrams 7 or Canadian Club - cheap but good mixer.

We have a winner, lots of value in Seagrams/CC as mixer booze if you're going the mixer route.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Hemlock.

Enjoy.

 

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WHY THE URGENCY?

I WANT TO START DRINKING!

What the hell is stopping you? The poll? Hell, I was drinking beer and whiskey both last night while waiting for a freakin' dillhole meteor shower that never happened. Had a good time though!

 

[Chaos Commish]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whiskey and diet coke. Get Seagrams 7 or Canadian Club - cheap but good mixer.

We have a winner, lots of value in Seagrams/CC as mixer booze if you're going the mixer route.

You guys follow directions like a drunk 6 year old with ADHD.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WHY THE URGENCY?

I WANT TO START DRINKING!

What the hell is stopping you? The poll? Hell, I was drinking beer and whiskey both last night while waiting for a freakin' dillhole meteor shower that never happened. Had a good time though!

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK IN THE HOUSE. THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO THE STORE, MATLOCK.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hemlock.

Enjoy.

That's just mean.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whiskey it is. Smell ya later.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Beer but mostly because I'm not a fan of diet pop

 

[Jeff Vader]

You need our approval for what liquor to buy at the store?

When did you you morph into Woz?

 

[Jeff Vader]

Hemlock.

Enjoy.

That's just mean.

Hemlock with coke?

 

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WHY THE URGENCY?

I WANT TO START DRINKING!

What the hell is stopping you? The poll? Hell, I was drinking beer and whiskey both last night while waiting for a freakin' dillhole meteor shower that never happened. Had a good time though!

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK IN THE HOUSE. THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO THE STORE, MATLOCK.

YEAH, I WENT TO THE STORE LAST NIGHT AND BOUGHT BOTH TOO BECAUSE YA KNOW I WANTED TO.

 

[Christo]

Rotgut FTW

 

[Quint]

great. now i'm thirsty. looks like Graham's 20 Year Tawny Port. no mixer.

 

[Christo]

great. now i'm thirsty. looks like Graham's 20 Year Tawny Port. no mixer.

Gack, I love a little port. But I sure as hell wouldn't want to drink enough to get drunk.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You need our approval for what liquor to buy at the store?

When did you you morph into Woz?

Wasn't looking for approval. Just thought it would be fun. Sorry, Grouchy McGrouchyface.

 

[King of the Jungle]

Black Velvet is calling.

 

[Quint]

great. now i'm thirsty. looks like Graham's 20 Year Tawny Port. no mixer.

Gack, I love a little port. But I sure as hell wouldn't want to drink enough to get drunk.

it's a fun buzz. and tastes pretty good. and i will have a headache tomorrow.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

update?

 

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update?

Yeah, I figured since we helped him choose his method of madness, we'd get some sort of entertainment value from it.

Hurry up and get drunk dillhole.

 

[Sebowski]

How does a grown man not have plenty of quality alcohol in the house at all times?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How does a grown man not have plenty of quality alcohol in the house at all times?

I have a 19 year old son and a 21 year old son.

I also live within 1/4 mile of 3 minimarts, 3 grocery stores, and a CVS.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

update?

Pleasantly drunk. TFA

 

[drummer]

update?

Pleasantly drunk. TFA

What a boner kill.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

update?

Pleasantly drunk. TFA

What a boner kill.

That's not what your mom said. No idea what that means. Either way DickeyMoe thinks you're a butt hole.

 

[chauncey]

Fithfe , damint i cant spell half gallon rightnow., of makers and 6 pack of sumpin sumpin and kegs of ####ty beer went donw real ewll tonight. hotpe yur evening went well. cant ever go wrong with a fiffth of whiskeyl ... f spelling.

 

[drummer]

zI'm down t6o my last beer abd my last bit of Jameson. What's sad is that I'm in this dillhole of a forum wasting it. Just kill me now.