Christine Michael - a thread for ONLY NEWS. NO OPINION HERE! (1 Viewer)

[rickyg]

I know many aren't going to like this, but if you're like me, you're interested in hearing daily and weekly updates on Christine michael. Updates like

- how was he in practice today? Did he get time with the ones?

- any coach speak about him.

- any articles about him.

- news on the potential of him being active on game days.

And, if you're like me, you're not interested in going through 50 ridiculous posts about everyone's opinion on michael and how he sucks or how he's awesome or comparing him to certain players.

I personally don't care to have to read through all of that nonsense just to find the one tidbit I was looking for.

So come one come all to this thread but PLEASE...only post news about michael. Save your absolutely invaluable opinions for the other unbearable thread about cmike!

Thanks.

 

[Shrugs]

I heard he did an excellent job at practice today keeping the starters hydrated.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Another Christine Michael thread

 

[Tool]

No update.

 

[jabarony]

Mods please merge.

 

[Hankmoody]

I don't think he'll get much work this week, but that's just one man's opinion.

 

[tone1oc]

Christine Michael's mom loves Jason Garett

(as a play-caller)

 

[BeaverCleaver]

God bless the Shark Pool.

 

[Dismattle]

I didn't even know there was any news..

Did ya wanna keep it a secret?

 

[Dismattle]

Is this post only for subjective news?

If your not sure what subjective means, I can try an explain in the fake CMike post

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

So no child rea, people.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

I heard he did an excellent job at practice today keeping the starters hydrated.

Hes the waterboy

 

[jerry jones]

Still has a girl's name...

 

[fantasycurse42]

I think we really need a "starting Christine Michael over _____ week 3" thread on top of this one.

 

[Mister CIA]

Mods please merge with the Cody Latimer thread.

Thanks.

 

[Stealthycat]

bump Finley

 

[bigbrownbag]

Went exactly how you must have expected

 

[BigSteelThrill]

Trump said he would deport CMike.

 

[ponchsox]

Why do we have another thread on this?

 

[BeaverCleaver]

He's not in the Hall of Fame yet. That's news.

 

[Gr00vus]

He is ... the most interesting practice squad player in the world.

Stay pointless my friends.

 

[Interseptopus]

CMs awesomeness cannot be controlled in one thread

 

[Wonderllama]

Two threads for a constantly inactive player. That's something.

 

[Interseptopus]

CMike doesn't get touchdowns. Touchdowns get Cmiked

No... But really... He doesn't score touchdowns

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Christine is a chick name

 

[Interseptopus]

A guy I know who knows things other people don't know told me Christine Michael is going to try adding two tablespoons of lemon juice to the water cooler tomorrow to see if it gives his teammates an extra edge

#bookit

 

[NREC34]

Serious question...

Would they have announced by now if they would activate him this week? Or do they normally do it closer to game time?

Looking for both threads to REALLY explode when the day comes.

 

[NREC34]

Christine is a chick name

And bad Stephen King movie

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Did Night Ranger have a song about him?

 

[Dismattle]

Serious question...

Would they have announced by now if they would activate him this week? Or do they normally do it closer to game time?

Looking for both threads to REALLY explode when the day comes.

Trade deadline? Which day are you reporting..

 

[Interseptopus]

Serious question...

Would they have announced by now if they would activate him this week? Or do they normally do it closer to game time?

Looking for both threads to REALLY explode when the day comes.

Trade deadline? Which day are you reporting..

Armageddon

Judgement Day

 

[Dismattle]

Im gonna order some pizza hut..

If ya guys can hold off posting any news for a few it is much appreciated!

 

[rickyg]

Look at least this cmike thread is funny. Better than reading 3000 words diatribes from clueless people espousing about his abilities or lack thereof!

Keep the jokes coming and then let's sprinkle in actual news!

 

[Dismattle]

Look at least this cmike thread is funny. Better than reading 3000 words diatribes from clueless people espousing about his abilities or lack thereof!

Keep the jokes coming and then let's sprinkle in actual news!

>> Christine Michael - a thread for ONLY NEWS. NO OPINION HERE!

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

A thread for Christine Michael news is like...

...It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures.

 

[pghrob]

He is ... the most interesting practice squad player in the world.

Stay pointless my friends.

LMAO.

This whole thread has me cracking up as I am headed to bed. God bless the shark pool.

 

[Stompin' Tom Connors]

Christine is a chick name

And bad Stephen King movie

Read the book. You'll thank me -- and never get into a Plymouth Fury again.

 

[EBF]

(RotoWorld) Christine Michael was spotted at the Dairy Queen near Cowboys Stadium. Sources indicate that he ordered a vanilla cone dipped in chocolate.

Analysis: The high calorie total of this meal indicates that Christine is expecting to burn a lot of calories this weekend. Expect him to start and get 30 carries vs. Atlanta. He is a solid RB1 play against a suspect Falcons rushing defense.

 

[Van Dyman]

Look at least this cmike thread is funny. Better than reading 3000 words diatribes from clueless people espousing about his abilities or lack thereof!

Keep the jokes coming and then let's sprinkle in actual news!

Do you get a notification when I unlike your posts, or just when i like them?

 

[Blackshirt]

I'd heard a rumor that he was thinking of changing his name to Michaeltine Michael, but decided that he didn't want to draw unwarranted attention to himself.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Update: it has been revealed that when growing up Christine really wanted to be an architect or a marine biologist. His father said, no, he had to be a star football player.

 

[matuski]

A group of Kangaroos is called a mob.

 

[ratbast]

Our Top Story Tonight:

"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!"

"Good Night and have a pleasant tomorrow!"

 

[massraider]

Look at least this cmike thread is funny. Better than reading 3000 words diatribes from clueless people espousing about his abilities or lack thereof!

Keep the jokes coming and then let's sprinkle in actual news!

This is neither a joke, or news.

Try not to clutter up the news thread moving forward.

 

[kOOk]

See Mike Rulez!

 

[Daywalker]

Christine is a chick name

Honestly think his name has played a part in how long the other thread is.

If his name was Fred Lane the other thread would be short-lived.

 

[Dismattle]

Is it too soon, too ask for a recap??

I missed the weather report, so Im obviously quite clueless..

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I don't think he'll get much work this week, but that's just one man's opinion.

No opinions!!!

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Did Night Ranger have a song about him?

No, but KISS did when he was sixteen.

 

[Interseptopus]

Christine is a chick name

Honestly think his name has played a part in how long the other thread is.If his name was Fred Lane the other thread would be short-lived.

Perhaps it has to do with the fact that he has two first names.

David Wilson also had a cult like following with 100 some pages. He too has two first names