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Christmas lights outside: when? (1 Viewer)

I went safe route -- lights are up, but not plugged in. Thanksgiving night I can get home late and just plug n' play. :hifive:

 
Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
No kids. No lights and no tree. I enjoy the holiday when it's actually here but don't care for all the pre-holiday season hype. The week of, I get in the Christmas spirit and enjoy it.

 
Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
No kids. No lights and no tree. I enjoy the holiday when it's actually here but don't care for all the pre-holiday season hype. The week of, I get in the Christmas spirit and enjoy it.
:goodposting:

 
Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
The biggest display in our neighborhood is a couple with no kids. Giant inflatables, timing system, separate generator for power. It's not on the level to make the local news but it's close.

 
Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
The biggest display in our neighborhood is a couple with no kids. Giant inflatables, timing system, separate generator for power. It's not on the level to make the local news but it's close.
He may as well just put up a sign which reads, "HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE NO LIFE!"

 
Premier said:
We decided to get the tree tonight. Not a soul there. Had our pick of the lot. Guy said if we came Friday there would be a hundred people there picking over the same trees and it would take an hour to get in and out. "I don't know why more people just don't come early" he said, "everybody is beholden to some dumb tradition that doesn't even make sense."

I slipped him a 20 as he loaded the tree onto my car. :thumbup:
We go on Christmas Eve and take whatever we want for free. I usually slip the lot watcher a couple Gerogies to tie it up on the roof of my camper and then empty the ####ter on the way out. :thumbup:

 
we all can agree that MOP should probably take a break from posting?
wait.. for what he posted in here :confused:

Because if so.. You have a LOT to learn about going MOP.
He's irritable because I pissed in his Tom Brady Cheerios bowl. Must be alias, no one gets that ramped up on me with less than 1,000 posts in here.

Salvation Army bell ringers are next on my hit list. I thought I was gonna knock the bowl over trying to get in so i could buy some groceries just to eat on for a few days and i got some old dingbat ringing the bell at me. They should take those bells and walk thru Fortune 500 companies and go after the CEO, CFO types, we working folks can barely make ends meet and I gotta now feel guilty about being employed for the next month.

Hooray Christmas!

 
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Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
The biggest display in our neighborhood is a couple with no kids. Giant inflatables, timing system, separate generator for power. It's not on the level to make the local news but it's close.
He may as well just put up a sign which reads, "HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE NO LIFE!"
Actually? I'll bet he has a blast while you ponder whether or not to bother with any decorations because you don't yet have kids old enough to "get it."

Who's living, again??

 
Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
The biggest display in our neighborhood is a couple with no kids. Giant inflatables, timing system, separate generator for power. It's not on the level to make the local news but it's close.
He may as well just put up a sign which reads, "HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE NO LIFE!"
Actually? I'll bet he has a blast while you ponder whether or not to bother with any decorations because you don't yet have kids old enough to "get it."

Who's living, again??
I pondered it for a second while watching Christian Ponder just miss Patterson for the win, while drinking beer with my feet up.

That's living on the weekend.

 
we all can agree that MOP should probably take a break from posting?
wait.. for what he posted in here :confused:

Because if so.. You have a LOT to learn about going MOP.
He's irritable because I pissed in his Tom Brady Cheerios bowl. Must be alias, no one gets that ramped up on me with less than 1,000 posts in here.

Salvation Army bell ringers are next on my hit list. I thought I was gonna knock the bowl over trying to get in so i could buy some groceries just to eat on for a few days and i got some old dingbat ringing the bell at me. They should take those bells and walk thru Fortune 500 companies and go after the CEO, CFO types, we working folks can barely make ends meet and I gotta now feel guilty about being employed for the next month.

Hooray Christmas!
:lmao: :hifive:

 
Flip side of the coin is how long is too long after Baby Jesus day? I see folks leaving that crap up and lit I might add at night until mid to late January. Those folks are definitely getting some Wendy's in the front yard.
MOP how many meltdowns have you had on FBG? At least ten per year ? Don't worry though, just a few more meltdowns and I am sure David Dodds is going to hire you like you always wanted :lol:

 
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Idiots in the neighborhood already have them up for the last week or two and lighting them up at night. Just sickening, can't even enjoy Turkey-Day.

I just toss my empty fast food trash bags at the end of the week into their front lawn as I'm driving back from the bars at night. Figure if they want to advertise they are white trash, might as well help them out. Tis the season.
You can't enjoy Thanksgiving because someone has lights up? Yeah, that qualifies you as one with issues.
Be careful. He might come by and throw turkey bones on your lawn.
:) I'm afraid he would.
:notebook:

Swedish Fish toss at your house.

Would anyone really believe I am tossing empty bags of Burger King out of the window at 1AM on my way back from the bars slightly inebriated?
Everything except for the "slightly" inebriated part.
This
Pretty much

 
Flip side of the coin is how long is too long after Baby Jesus day? I see folks leaving that crap up and lit I might add at night until mid to late January. Those folks are definitely getting some Wendy's in the front yard.
MOP how many meltdowns have you had on FBG? At least ten per year ? Don't worry though, just a few more meltdowns and I am sure David Dodds is going to hire you like you always wanted :lol:
I already worked for them 3 different times, try and keep up. The meltdowns are the folks who keep getting banned and having to drum up new log ins.

And outside of the Swedish Fish incident there really haven't been that many outbursts recently although like I always say, it's the stuff I don't report that would probably would b more fascinating to some folks.

 
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Putting ours up tonight or tomorrow night. The reason is apparently twofold. 1. We don't ever decorate for Thanksgiving so we apparently aren't missing out on that and 2. We are hosting Thanksgiving this year and my wife wants the family to see the house decorated for Xmas. I'm ok with it - I'm going to do it at some point so might as well be now. I will say I do kind of hate how Xmas creeps up earlier and earlier each year. I like to keep Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas all separate.

 
Putting ours up tonight or tomorrow night. The reason is apparently twofold. 1. We don't ever decorate for Thanksgiving so we apparently aren't missing out on that and 2. We are hosting Thanksgiving this year and my wife wants the family to see the house decorated for Xmas. I'm ok with it - I'm going to do it at some point so might as well be now. I will say I do kind of hate how Xmas creeps up earlier and earlier each year. I like to keep Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas all separate.
Exactly, we just put away the Halloween stuff a week ago, had taken down the outside stuff but my wife gets all aroused from Halloween so I try to milk that for all I can inside the house. We celebrate Halloween for a good 2 months, best time of the year.

What do people put up for Thanksgiving? There's no decorations that I can think of other than kitchen crap like pot holders.

 
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"Lots of folks slowing down as they drove past"

"Look at that freak's hands!"

"Come on let's circle back and get them on video"

 
I went safe route -- lights are up, but not plugged in. Thanksgiving night I can get home late and just plug n' play. :hifive:
Thats what I do... they go up on whatever the nicest day is before Thanksgiving but they don't go on til Thanksgiving night. That way I don't have to stand out in the miserable 35 degree rain that seems to accompany turkey day every year.

 
Flip side of the coin is how long is too long after Baby Jesus day? I see folks leaving that crap up and lit I might add at night until mid to late January. Those folks are definitely getting some Wendy's in the front yard.
MOP how many meltdowns have you had on FBG? At least ten per year ? Don't worry though, just a few more meltdowns and I am sure David Dodds is going to hire you like you always wanted :lol:
I already worked for them 3 different times, try and keep up. The meltdowns are the folks who keep getting banned and having to drum up new log ins.

And outside of the Swedish Fish incident there really haven't been that many outbursts recently although like I always say, it's the stuff I don't report that would probably would b more fascinating to some folks.
relax guy, don't do anything drastic like throwing wendys on my lawn

 
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snogger said:
Uhm, what's with the left side of your roofline? Bulb out?
Had a storm come through with 40+ mph winds that must have taken out a few lights ( the ones on the roof are the old "glass" bulbs ) and it dumped 8 inches of snow and freezing rain.. The next day temperatures dropped to -5, so no chance I'm risking my life to get back on the roof to find what killed it..

Last year we had icicles on the roof line and the wind damaged those also..

Next year we are going to buy the "plastic" led type which hopefully will solve the issue. :popcorn:

 
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snogger said:
Looks so pretty, looks like you have the entire block to yourself. Must be nice.
:thanks: having just over 2.5 acres of land does help to give us separation :)

To continue on.. I did take some video last night as well.

I added the music of Karmin that Keerok's thread provided..

Enjoy!!!! :)

 
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Uhm, what's with the left side of your roofline? Bulb out?
Had a storm come through with 40+ mph winds that must have taken out a few lights ( the ones on the roof are the old "glass" bulbs ) and it dumped 8 inches of snow and freezing rain.. The next day temperatures dropped to -5, so no chance I'm risking my life to get back on the roof to find what killed it..

Last year we had icicles on the roof line and the wind damaged those also..

Next year we are going to buy the "plastic" led type which hopefully will solve the issue. :popcorn:
Ouch. Growing up we rocked the large multi-color bulbs indoor and out. I have come to prefer the white mini's now. However I found sets that are labeled "gold" that create a really sweet glow outside. More like candle light. I inserted yellow "party" bulbs in our outdoor lamps to match.

Now I just have to find time to get them up. This weekend looks like crap. :(

 
As for taking stuff down, anything after President's day is a bit tacky...and truthfully even that is a bit late IMO. The only exception is tastefully done white lights because they're more winter decorations than Christmas.
We did tasteful white lights. Haven't taken them down yet and probably won't get to it until next weekend. Ok, or major faux pas?

 
As long as they are off no biggie..

Mine will be out until sometime in March probably as most are frozen in the ground. :shurg:

 
As for taking stuff down, anything after President's day is a bit tacky...and truthfully even that is a bit late IMO. The only exception is tastefully done white lights because they're more winter decorations than Christmas.
We did tasteful white lights. Haven't taken them down yet and probably won't get to it until next weekend. Ok, or major faux pas?
White lights...tastefully done...no issue on my part! :thumbup:

We just got our house de-Christmas-ified on Sunday. I forgot what a major pain in the ### taking everything down is. The tree is all dry, the stump is all gross and slimy. Then you have to take all the ornaments down and repack them...take all the window candles down...take down our huge wreath...such a pain. It's akin to the flight BACK from vacation. It's just not as tolerable as the flight out.

 
Timed myself over two weekends before the snow/cold moved in... over 3 days I spent a little over 12 hours.. :eek:

Tested everything yesterday and look set to light up the neighborhood thanksgiving night. :popcorn:

 
Always put inside and outside lights up 2 weeks before Christmas. I don't care how cold it is outside -- it is Christmas time and it is supposed to be cold.

I can't stand having holiday decorations up for more than 3 weeks so everything gets taken down and put away on New Years day unless I am too hung-over, in which case I might put it off to the weekend after.

 

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