I hate people.St. Louis Bob said:lolPure trash. Pretty close to neck tattoos.What is the verdict on inflatables? The lawn ones.
No kids. No lights and no tree. I enjoy the holiday when it's actually here but don't care for all the pre-holiday season hype. The week of, I get in the Christmas spirit and enjoy it.Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
No kids. No lights and no tree. I enjoy the holiday when it's actually here but don't care for all the pre-holiday season hype. The week of, I get in the Christmas spirit and enjoy it.Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
Win what? The Dip#### of the year award?snogger said:
The biggest display in our neighborhood is a couple with no kids. Giant inflatables, timing system, separate generator for power. It's not on the level to make the local news but it's close.Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
wait.. for what he posted in herewe all can agree that MOP should probably take a break from posting?
He may as well just put up a sign which reads, "HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE NO LIFE!"The biggest display in our neighborhood is a couple with no kids. Giant inflatables, timing system, separate generator for power. It's not on the level to make the local news but it's close.Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
We go on Christmas Eve and take whatever we want for free. I usually slip the lot watcher a couple Gerogies to tie it up on the roof of my camper and then empty the ####ter on the way out.Premier said:We decided to get the tree tonight. Not a soul there. Had our pick of the lot. Guy said if we came Friday there would be a hundred people there picking over the same trees and it would take an hour to get in and out. "I don't know why more people just don't come early" he said, "everybody is beholden to some dumb tradition that doesn't even make sense."
I slipped him a 20 as he loaded the tree onto my car.
He's irritable because I pissed in his Tom Brady Cheerios bowl. Must be alias, no one gets that ramped up on me with less than 1,000 posts in here.wait.. for what he posted in herewe all can agree that MOP should probably take a break from posting?
Because if so.. You have a LOT to learn about going MOP.
Actually? I'll bet he has a blast while you ponder whether or not to bother with any decorations because you don't yet have kids old enough to "get it."He may as well just put up a sign which reads, "HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE NO LIFE!"The biggest display in our neighborhood is a couple with no kids. Giant inflatables, timing system, separate generator for power. It's not on the level to make the local news but it's close.Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
I pondered it for a second while watching Christian Ponder just miss Patterson for the win, while drinking beer with my feet up.Actually? I'll bet he has a blast while you ponder whether or not to bother with any decorations because you don't yet have kids old enough to "get it."He may as well just put up a sign which reads, "HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE NO LIFE!"The biggest display in our neighborhood is a couple with no kids. Giant inflatables, timing system, separate generator for power. It's not on the level to make the local news but it's close.Does anyone without kids actually put up Christmas lights? I've put my foot down to the wife that I won't be putting up lights until we have kids old enough to "get it." She was actually fine with that so I'm assuming it's not normal for a non-parent to engage in hanging up multi-colored lights.
Who's living, again??
He's irritable because I pissed in his Tom Brady Cheerios bowl. Must be alias, no one gets that ramped up on me with less than 1,000 posts in here.wait.. for what he posted in herewe all can agree that MOP should probably take a break from posting?
Because if so.. You have a LOT to learn about going MOP.
Salvation Army bell ringers are next on my hit list. I thought I was gonna knock the bowl over trying to get in so i could buy some groceries just to eat on for a few days and i got some old dingbat ringing the bell at me. They should take those bells and walk thru Fortune 500 companies and go after the CEO, CFO types, we working folks can barely make ends meet and I gotta now feel guilty about being employed for the next month.
Hooray Christmas!
"Grown men who judge who gets too excited or goes overboard when it comes to holiday decorations are more than likely closeted homosexuals."
--Richard Dawkins
MOP how many meltdowns have you had on FBG? At least ten per year ? Don't worry though, just a few more meltdowns and I am sure David Dodds is going to hire you like you always wantedFlip side of the coin is how long is too long after Baby Jesus day? I see folks leaving that crap up and lit I might add at night until mid to late January. Those folks are definitely getting some Wendy's in the front yard.
Pretty muchThisEverything except for the "slightly" inebriated part.:notebook:I'm afraid he would.Be careful. He might come by and throw turkey bones on your lawn.You can't enjoy Thanksgiving because someone has lights up? Yeah, that qualifies you as one with issues.Idiots in the neighborhood already have them up for the last week or two and lighting them up at night. Just sickening, can't even enjoy Turkey-Day.
I just toss my empty fast food trash bags at the end of the week into their front lawn as I'm driving back from the bars at night. Figure if they want to advertise they are white trash, might as well help them out. Tis the season.
Swedish Fish toss at your house.
Would anyone really believe I am tossing empty bags of Burger King out of the window at 1AM on my way back from the bars slightly inebriated?
I already worked for them 3 different times, try and keep up. The meltdowns are the folks who keep getting banned and having to drum up new log ins.MOP how many meltdowns have you had on FBG? At least ten per year ? Don't worry though, just a few more meltdowns and I am sure David Dodds is going to hire you like you always wantedFlip side of the coin is how long is too long after Baby Jesus day? I see folks leaving that crap up and lit I might add at night until mid to late January. Those folks are definitely getting some Wendy's in the front yard.
... I like to keep Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas all separate.
Exactly, we just put away the Halloween stuff a week ago, had taken down the outside stuff but my wife gets all aroused from Halloween so I try to milk that for all I can inside the house. We celebrate Halloween for a good 2 months, best time of the year.Putting ours up tonight or tomorrow night. The reason is apparently twofold. 1. We don't ever decorate for Thanksgiving so we apparently aren't missing out on that and 2. We are hosting Thanksgiving this year and my wife wants the family to see the house decorated for Xmas. I'm ok with it - I'm going to do it at some point so might as well be now. I will say I do kind of hate how Xmas creeps up earlier and earlier each year. I like to keep Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas all separate.
"Lots of folks slowing down as they drove past"
"Look at that freak's hands!"
"Come on let's circle back and get them on video"
We watched this as we decorated the Christmas tree.RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER IS ON2 DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING, WTF!
Thats what I do... they go up on whatever the nicest day is before Thanksgiving but they don't go on til Thanksgiving night. That way I don't have to stand out in the miserable 35 degree rain that seems to accompany turkey day every year.I went safe route -- lights are up, but not plugged in. Thanksgiving night I can get home late and just plug n' play.
relax guy, don't do anything drastic like throwing wendys on my lawnI already worked for them 3 different times, try and keep up. The meltdowns are the folks who keep getting banned and having to drum up new log ins.MOP how many meltdowns have you had on FBG? At least ten per year ? Don't worry though, just a few more meltdowns and I am sure David Dodds is going to hire you like you always wantedFlip side of the coin is how long is too long after Baby Jesus day? I see folks leaving that crap up and lit I might add at night until mid to late January. Those folks are definitely getting some Wendy's in the front yard.
And outside of the Swedish Fish incident there really haven't been that many outbursts recently although like I always say, it's the stuff I don't report that would probably would b more fascinating to some folks.
relax guy, don't do anything drastic like throwing wendys on my lawn
Uhm, what's with the left side of your roofline? Bulb out?snogger said:Alright, here is this years display..
Main Front view
From the Driveway
Closer view from the Driveway
and as an added bonus, since I'm doing my best to be the Griswold of our neighborhood might as well go all out
He really is the Clark Griswald of the neighborhood!Uhm, what's with the left side of your roofline? Bulb out?snogger said:Alright, here is this years display..
Main Front view
From the Driveway
Closer view from the Driveway
and as an added bonus, since I'm doing my best to be the Griswold of our neighborhood might as well go all out
Had a storm come through with 40+ mph winds that must have taken out a few lights ( the ones on the roof are the old "glass" bulbs ) and it dumped 8 inches of snow and freezing rain.. The next day temperatures dropped to -5, so no chance I'm risking my life to get back on the roof to find what killed it..Uhm, what's with the left side of your roofline? Bulb out?snogger said:Alright, here is this years display..
Main Front view
From the Driveway
Closer view from the Driveway
and as an added bonus, since I'm doing my best to be the Griswold of our neighborhood might as well go all out
Looks so pretty, looks like you have the entire block to yourself. Must be nice.snogger said:Alright, here is this years display..
Main Front view
From the Driveway
Closer view from the Driveway
and as an added bonus, since I'm doing my best to be the Griswold of our neighborhood might as well go all out
having just over 2.5 acres of land does help to give us separationLooks so pretty, looks like you have the entire block to yourself. Must be nice.snogger said:Alright, here is this years display..
Main Front view
From the Driveway
Closer view from the Driveway
and as an added bonus, since I'm doing my best to be the Griswold of our neighborhood might as well go all out
Ouch. Growing up we rocked the large multi-color bulbs indoor and out. I have come to prefer the white mini's now. However I found sets that are labeled "gold" that create a really sweet glow outside. More like candle light. I inserted yellow "party" bulbs in our outdoor lamps to match.Had a storm come through with 40+ mph winds that must have taken out a few lights ( the ones on the roof are the old "glass" bulbs ) and it dumped 8 inches of snow and freezing rain.. The next day temperatures dropped to -5, so no chance I'm risking my life to get back on the roof to find what killed it..Uhm, what's with the left side of your roofline? Bulb out?snogger said:Alright, here is this years display..
Main Front view
From the Driveway
Closer view from the Driveway
and as an added bonus, since I'm doing my best to be the Griswold of our neighborhood might as well go all out
Last year we had icicles on the roof line and the wind damaged those also..
Next year we are going to buy the "plastic" led type which hopefully will solve the issue.
We did tasteful white lights. Haven't taken them down yet and probably won't get to it until next weekend. Ok, or major faux pas?As for taking stuff down, anything after President's day is a bit tacky...and truthfully even that is a bit late IMO. The only exception is tastefully done white lights because they're more winter decorations than Christmas.
White lights...tastefully done...no issue on my part!We did tasteful white lights. Haven't taken them down yet and probably won't get to it until next weekend. Ok, or major faux pas?As for taking stuff down, anything after President's day is a bit tacky...and truthfully even that is a bit late IMO. The only exception is tastefully done white lights because they're more winter decorations than Christmas.