Chubby Gauchos - Choose your own adventure. (1 Viewer)

[Ron Swanson]

Sitting in the Cheesecake Factory bar in Houston. Two hispanic'ed fellas next to me. Guatemalan if I had to guess.

They just had the bartender snap pics of them with each of their phones while leaning together and mugging like schoolgirls.

I'm several bourbons in so tell me what to do.

A) ask the if it's a first date

B) punch the really cheery one

C) Leave them alone...just another cornhole.

D) ?

You have 10 minutes and then I act. What say of FFA?

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Quickly put on a dress, and then hit on them, but while using your male voice.

 

[Fennis]

d) don't eat at the cheesecake factory

 

[The Duff Man]

Ask if they know what a dirty Sanchez is.

 

[Apple Jack]

Maybe don't eat at Cheesecake Factory.

 

[Judge Smails]

d) don't eat at the cheesecake factory

Sorta agree, though the shrimp and bacon club is awesome.

 

[bentley]

I ended up with $50 in Cheesecake Factory gift certificates for Christmas somehow. Other than offering them to Kaley Cuoco for a BJ, what should I order with them?

 

[AAABatteries]

Ask them if they are Cheech and Chong. If they say no, ask them if they know Cheech and Chong.

 

[Ron Swanson]

I went with option A. Turns out option C and option A were correct. Juan and Jaime were on a first date. Juan was from El Salvador and living in Houston and met Jaime "on the internet". Jaime lives in El Salvador and came to meet Juan.

Ooof.

And yes, not a fan of Cheesecake Factory. Just too lazy to go anywhere else...was about 100 ft. from my hotel room. Beats getting the car from the parking garage or dicking around with a cab.