Co-ed bathroom at work- how do you leave the seat? (1 Viewer)

[El Floppo]

In a coed bathroom at work- imagine 5-20 people- how do you leave the toilet seat after use?

Put it back down?

Leave it up?

Assume #1. Don't assume #2. You are #6.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Up no matter what the situation is. If you don't have enough common sense to check to see if the seat is down before you sit you deserve to fall ###-in.

 

[El Floppo]

I notice we're the only people who have voted so far, and there are two "I'm married and I leave the seat down" votes.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I try not to leave my vintage porn on it. Can be quite embarrassing if the next person sees you leave.

 

[dino259]

poll is flaWWed. you have to answer both I'm married and I'm not married

I am the exception for sure. I put the seat and the lid down. I don't want to see the toilet and I don't want anything to fall it. ONe of the kids toothbrushed fell in already. I tossed it before they could use it again.

 

[bakes]

Saran wrap and Armor-All.

 

[nightmare]

Flawed poll. Seat down, Lid down.

 

[urbanhack]

are the chicks hot?

 

[El Floppo]

lol.

lotta tough guys at work. lotta whip sounds at home.

 

[Kanil]

Other: I leave it however it was when I entered.

 

[El Floppo]

Flawed poll. Seat down, Lid down.

ok. that's just crazy.

 

[urbanhack]

don't most commercial space bathrooms only have a seat with no lid?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This thread inspired me just now.

The nearest restroom is a jack-n-jill type deal. Basically and alcove with a sink at one end. Then there is are two separate toilet rooms...one for men and one for women. I just went to take a leak and used the mens toilet room. On the way out I went into the women's toilet room and put the seat up. I plan on doing this every time I use that restroom (as long as no females are using their toilet).

SUCKA MCs!

 

[belljr]

Any hot chicks?

 

[Fennis]

This thread inspired me just now.

The nearest restroom is a jack-n-jill type deal. Basically and alcove with a sink at one end. Then there is are two separate toilet rooms...one for men and one for women. I just went to take a leak and used the mens toilet room. On the way out I went into the women's toilet room and put the seat up. I plan on doing this every time I use that restroom (as long as no females are using their toilet).

SUCKA MCs!

https://unsubject.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/no_girls_allowed.gif

 

[Fennis]

down, but dripping with pee

 

[Fat Nick]

Flawed poll. Seat down, Lid down.

Agreed - If there's no lid at all, I'll leave the seat up. If there's a lid, I'll put both down. At home, both are down, and it drives me nuts when we have company who leaves the lid up.

Basically, if there's no lid, I don't care as it's clearly a "public" restroom. If there is a lid, the OCD side of me kicks in and says that it must be as closed as it can get.

 

[shady inc]

at home, everything down. anywhere else, stays how it was when i showed up to use it.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I like to leave an Andes mint on the seat.

 

[El Floppo]

I like to leave an Andes mint on the seat.

so down then.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Down but I prefer to pee while seated

 

[skol asylum]

Flawed poll. Seat down, Lid down.

This. Anything else is uncivilized.

 

[jon_mx]

I like to leave an Andes mint on the seat.

Thanks for the mints!

 

[skol asylum]

Flawed poll. Seat down, Lid down.

Agreed - If there's no lid at all, I'll leave the seat up. If there's a lid, I'll put both down. At home, both are down, and it drives me nuts when we have company who leaves the lid up.

Basically, if there's no lid, I don't care as it's clearly a "public" restroom. If there is a lid, the OCD side of me kicks in and says that it must be as closed as it can get.

This. My parents visit and always leave it up. Drives us both nuts.

 

[Zow]

Up no matter what the situation is. If you don't have enough common sense to check to see if the seat is down before you sit you deserve to fall ###-in.

I agree with this. However, the women at work likely don't. So I put it down since I need those women to like me.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I like to leave an Andes mint on the seat.

Thanks for the mints!

I hope you enjoy the peppermint bark ones I switch to during the Christmas season.

 

[flysack]

Up no matter what the situation is. If you don't have enough common sense to check to see if the seat is down before you sit you deserve to fall ###-in.

Hello, exactly.

 

[El Floppo]

Other: I leave it however it was when I entered.

I like this one for a couple of reasons.

first of all- lazy. love lazy.

b- if it's down when I walk in... I get to pee all over the seat. and then leave it down. I mean- I'll do my best to hit the target in the bowl, but that can be really hard.

 

[Jobber]

You know what happens to public toilet seats when a bunch of dudes use it.

Piss.

Everywhere.

Yes ladies, I leave it up on purpose for your f'n benefit. So quit #####ing about it.

 

[eoMMan]

Down. No matter who is using the toilet.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Is there any Jimmy Dean Sausage?

 

[17seconds]

Public toilet, I touch it the least amount possible. So, up I guess.

I always close the seat and lid when I'm done using any household toilet. Just a habit. Actually used to bug the wife because she wanted only the seat down middle of the night, not the lid closed.

 

[pollardsvision]

Need a single and down option. Pets.

Never understood the problem people have with dogs drinking out of the toilet. It's good, fresh cold water that gets changed many times a day. Probably unlike their stale ### water bowl.

Get annoyed visiting friends and family that fuss about putting down the lid because of the damn dog.

 

[skol asylum]

Need a single and down option. Pets.

Never understood the problem people have with dogs drinking out of the toilet. It's good, fresh cold water that gets changed many times a day. Probably unlike their stale ### water bowl.

Get annoyed visiting friends and family that fuss about putting down the lid because of the damn dog.

Would you dip a glass in and enjoy a cold one? I don't think so.

 

[El Floppo]

Again- this is a co-ed shared bathroom in an office of 5-20 people. not a bathrooom open to joe and jane q public.

 

[Politician Spock]

I put it up after taking a dump on it... because if I leave it down the other guys in the office will NOT raise it when they piss, and I don't want to sit on their piss when I take a dump.

 

[sports_fan]

This is why I removed the seat from my toilet at home. Everyone wins!

 

[pollardsvision]

Need a single and down option. Pets.

Never understood the problem people have with dogs drinking out of the toilet. It's good, fresh cold water that gets changed many times a day. Probably unlike their stale ### water bowl.

Get annoyed visiting friends and family that fuss about putting down the lid because of the damn dog.

Would you dip a glass in and enjoy a cold one? I don't think so.

No, but then I don't lick my own ####### either. Or sniff everyone else's ####### upon greeting. Or eat cat#### buried in the mulch. Dogs obviously don't have the same aversion to things that once touched feces.

 

[Christo]

Whichever way it was when I walked in. I'm not touching that thing.

 

[Da Guru]

If you leave it down with piss all over it the women will be begging to leave it up.

 

[Tick]

You know what happens to public toilet seats when a bunch of dudes use it.

Piss.

Everywhere.

Yes ladies, I leave it up on purpose for your f'n benefit. So quit #####ing about it.

I was a groundskeeper at a place that included a park dual outhouse. The men's toilet always had some pee, some pubes, maybe a little toilet paper on the ground.

The women's was pristine about 40% of the time. 60% of the time, it looked like someone had a poop fight or field dressed a deer in there.

 

[Mister CIA]

My song

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what happens to public toilet seats when a bunch of dudes use it.

Piss.

Everywhere.

Yes ladies, I leave it up on purpose for your f'n benefit. So quit #####ing about it.

I was a groundskeeper at a place that included a park dual outhouse. The men's toilet always had some pee, some pubes, maybe a little toilet paper on the ground.The women's was pristine about 40% of the time. 60% of the time, it looked like someone had a poop fight or field dressed a deer in there.

I've heard that many times before. What is it with women and smearing bodily stuff all over?

 

[Tick]

http://www.vox.com/2015/2/2/7963245/toilet-seat

The case against always leaving the seat down.

 

[Tick]

You know what happens to public toilet seats when a bunch of dudes use it.

Piss.

Everywhere.

Yes ladies, I leave it up on purpose for your f'n benefit. So quit #####ing about it.

I was a groundskeeper at a place that included a park dual outhouse. The men's toilet always had some pee, some pubes, maybe a little toilet paper on the ground.The women's was pristine about 40% of the time. 60% of the time, it looked like someone had a poop fight or field dressed a deer in there.

I've heard that many times before. What is it with women and smearing bodily stuff all over?

A buddy showed me a pic from his brother the park ranger. On the wall, in poop, was written, "Hi Ranger"

 

[NCCommish]

This is one of those hills not worth dying on. So its down at home even though I think it's stupid and after 25 years its a habit.

 

[NCCommish]

You know what happens to public toilet seats when a bunch of dudes use it.

Piss.

Everywhere.

Yes ladies, I leave it up on purpose for your f'n benefit. So quit #####ing about it.

I was a groundskeeper at a place that included a park dual outhouse. The men's toilet always had some pee, some pubes, maybe a little toilet paper on the ground.The women's was pristine about 40% of the time. 60% of the time, it looked like someone had a poop fight or field dressed a deer in there.

I've heard that many times before. What is it with women and smearing bodily stuff all over?

A buddy showed me a pic from his brother the park ranger. On the wall, in poop, was written, "Hi Ranger"

Most disgusting bathroom mess I ever saw was after a woman used it. It looked like she literally sprayed crap everywhere. I mean like with a hose. I refused to clean it and made my assistant manager do it. RHIP.

 

[dparker713]

I always put it down, lid too. I, like I'm guessing most of you, was potty trained by my mother. So seat and lid down became a habit immediately. I will note that I never use my hands on a public seat - that's what my feet are for.

 

[AnonymousBob]

Up if I pissed down if I pooped.

 

[krista4]

I've always thought the "seat must go down" stuff was insane for women to get upset about. I have plenty of other unreasonable things to be upset about instead.