Colonoscopy preparation today..... (2 Viewers)

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Going for a colonoscopy tomorrow...... here's what's on the menu for today:

Lime jello

Peach jello

Pineapple jello

Hard candy

Chicken broth

Bottle of Miralax mixed in 64 oz. of Gatorade

2 Ducolax pills

Will report back with any pertinent details........

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I'm effin' hungry..........

 

[QUEZILLA]

 

[pigskinliquors]

:X

 

[Tom in Albany]

Get Ready

 

[Collagen]

Bet you're loving your toilet about now.

 

[DoubleG]

Do we really want updates?

Well, it Depends.

 

[bakes]

Don't forget the Fruity Pebbles or Froot loops. Techincolor turd-tastic!

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Peach jello is really quite refreshing and satisfying........

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Bet you're loving your toilet about now.

I don't start the laxative stuff until noon..........

 

[belljr]

Bet you're loving your toilet about now.

I don't start the laxative stuff until noon..........

godspeed

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Don't forget the Fruity Pebbles or Froot loops. Techincolor turd-tastic!

Wish I could but they're not on my list........

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Bet you're loving your toilet about now.

I don't start the laxative stuff until noon..........

godspeed

 

[DoubleG]

Peach jello is really quite refreshing and satisfying........

.....twice.

 

[Collagen]

Bet you're loving your toilet about now.

I don't start the laxative stuff until noon..........

A toilet more than 10 feet away is too far. Just sayin'

 

[DoubleG]

Bet you're loving your toilet about now.

I don't start the laxative stuff until noon..........

A toilet more than 10 feet away is too far. Just sayin'

Well, it Depends.

 

[belljr]

Bet you're loving your toilet about now.

I don't start the laxative stuff until noon..........

godspeed

from another thread

Colonoscopy you have to drink this horrible stuff that really cleans you out. The best part is after the exam the complete lack of fart control and possible shrapnel when air does escape.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Bet you're loving your toilet about now.

I don't start the laxative stuff until noon..........

godspeed

from another thread

Colonoscopy you have to drink this horrible stuff that really cleans you out. The best part is after the exam the complete lack of fart control and possible shrapnel when air does escape.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Mixing up the potion now...... have to drink 8 oz. every 15 mins. until all 64 oz. is finished.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I mixed the laxative with gatorade rain..........

drank first cup....... so far so good

 

[Collagen]

10 minute countdown...

 

[analog_hiss]

Mixing up the potion now...... have to drink 8 oz. every 15 mins. until all 64 oz. is finished.

I hate that intestinal Draino concoction.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Mixing up the potion now...... have to drink 8 oz. every 15 mins. until all 64 oz. is finished.

I hate that intestinal Draino concoction.

It tastes pretty crappy....the laxative thickens the gatorade.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Drank second cup..... minor rumblings but nothing else.

 

[John McCain: National Hero]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

 

[DoubleG]

Drank second cup..... minor rumblings but nothing else.

He's GONNA BLOW!!!! EVERYBODY RUN!! UPHILL!!!

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

47........ yes

 

[John McCain: National Hero]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

47........ yes

Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

47........ yes

Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?

Dr. found some blood in stool.

 

[DoubleG]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

47........ yes

Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?

Dr. found some blood in stool.

So many options here...

 

[John McCain: National Hero]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

47........ yes

Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?

Dr. found some blood in stool.

I see. Have hemorrhoids or ulcers been ruled out?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

47........ yes

Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?

Dr. found some blood in stool.

I see. Have hemorrhoids or ulcers been ruled out?

Dr. thinks it is probably hemorroids and I guess the colonoscopy will reveal any ulcers.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Drank second cup..... minor rumblings but nothing else.

He's GONNA BLOW!!!! EVERYBODY RUN!! UPHILL!!!

Hey Herbie, you're 47? Really? You look younger than that.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Drank second cup..... minor rumblings but nothing else.

He's GONNA BLOW!!!! EVERYBODY RUN!! UPHILL!!!

Hey Herbie, you're 47? Really? You look younger than that.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Drank third cup..........NOTHING HAPPENING.

 

[JAA]

baby wipes .... trust me

 

[DoubleG]

baby wipes .... trust me

Depends

 

[John McCain: National Hero]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

47........ yes

Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?

Dr. found some blood in stool.

I see. Have hemorrhoids or ulcers been ruled out?

Dr. thinks it is probably hemorroids and I guess the colonoscopy will reveal any ulcers.

Those are the two most likely culprits. Good luck with it tomorrow.

 

[roadkill1292]

Drank third cup..........NOTHING HAPPENING.

Wait for it.

 

[JAA]

baby wipes .... trust me

Depends

no

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

Is the jello supposed to give the toilet that lovely parfait layered look?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Fourth cup......... still nothing

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

47........ yes

Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?

Dr. found some blood in stool.

I see. Have hemorrhoids or ulcers been ruled out?

Dr. thinks it is probably hemorroids and I guess the colonoscopy will reveal any ulcers.

Those are the two most likely culprits. Good luck with it tomorrow.

Thanks....and I'll be voting for John.

 

[Mr. Chumley]

I thought they had some real concentrated stuff you so you didn't have to grink a gallon?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I thought they had some real concentrated stuff you so you didn't have to grink a gallon?

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

Fourth cup......... still nothing

Go out and play hide and go seek and find a really, really, good place to hide.

 

[John McCain: National Hero]

How old are you? Is this your first one?

47........ yes

Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?

Dr. found some blood in stool.

I see. Have hemorrhoids or ulcers been ruled out?

Dr. thinks it is probably hemorroids and I guess the colonoscopy will reveal any ulcers.

Those are the two most likely culprits. Good luck with it tomorrow.

Thanks....and I'll be voting for John.

 

[H Jass]

Fourth cup......... still nothing

Be careful what you wish for...just you wait.Man, I hate that part. I used Gatorade as well and it makes it thicker. I can still conjure up the horrendous consistency.This part sucks, the colonoscopy is a walk in the park.

 

[Tecumseh]

'Hugh Jass' date='May 6 2008, 12:58 PM' post='8602424']

Fourth cup......... still nothing

Be careful what you wish for...just you wait.Man, I hate that part. I used Gatorade as well and it makes it thicker. I can still conjure up the horrendous consistency.

This part sucks, the colonoscopy is a walk in the park.

You would seem to have an inherent advantage.

 

[yellowdog]

Are you in the tub?