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Colonoscopy preparation today..... (1 Viewer)

HERBERT THE HIPPO

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Going for a colonoscopy tomorrow...... here's what's on the menu for today:

Lime jello

Peach jello

Pineapple jello

Hard candy

Chicken broth

Bottle of Miralax mixed in 64 oz. of Gatorade

2 Ducolax pills

Will report back with any pertinent details........

 
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Don't forget the Fruity Pebbles or Froot loops. Techincolor turd-tastic!

 
:lmao:

Bet you're loving your toilet about now. :lmao:
I don't start the laxative stuff until noon..........
godspeed
from another thread
Colonoscopy you have to drink this horrible stuff that really cleans you out. The best part is after the exam the complete lack of fart control and possible shrapnel when air does escape.
:lmao:
 
How old are you? Is this your first one?
47........ yes
Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?
Dr. found some blood in stool.
I see. Have hemorrhoids or ulcers been ruled out?
Dr. thinks it is probably hemorroids and I guess the colonoscopy will reveal any ulcers.
 
How old are you? Is this your first one?
47........ yes
Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?
Dr. found some blood in stool.
I see. Have hemorrhoids or ulcers been ruled out?
Dr. thinks it is probably hemorroids and I guess the colonoscopy will reveal any ulcers.
Those are the two most likely culprits. Good luck with it tomorrow.
 
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How old are you? Is this your first one?
47........ yes
Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?
Dr. found some blood in stool.
I see. Have hemorrhoids or ulcers been ruled out?
Dr. thinks it is probably hemorroids and I guess the colonoscopy will reveal any ulcers.
Those are the two most likely culprits. Good luck with it tomorrow.
Thanks....and I'll be voting for John.
 
How old are you? Is this your first one?
47........ yes
Thanks. Isn't 50 the standard starting age? If so, any reason why you are doing this slightly early?
Dr. found some blood in stool.
I see. Have hemorrhoids or ulcers been ruled out?
Dr. thinks it is probably hemorroids and I guess the colonoscopy will reveal any ulcers.
Those are the two most likely culprits. Good luck with it tomorrow.
Thanks....and I'll be voting for John.
:excited:
 
Fourth cup......... still nothing
Be careful what you wish for...just you wait.Man, I hate that part. I used Gatorade as well and it makes it thicker. I can still conjure up the horrendous consistency.This part sucks, the colonoscopy is a walk in the park.
 
'Hugh Jass' date='May 6 2008, 12:58 PM' post='8602424']

Fourth cup......... still nothing
Be careful what you wish for...just you wait.Man, I hate that part. I used Gatorade as well and it makes it thicker. I can still conjure up the horrendous consistency.

This part sucks, the colonoscopy is a walk in the park.
You would seem to have an inherent advantage.
 
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