Couch Potato
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Ryan Moats to KC to stay in and block. Every Cassell should have Moats around for protection.
QB Brees to TE Keller. There's a Dustin the Wind song in there somewhere.
Justin Gage in Minnesota. "Sage to Gage" would be a fun headline.
Or maybe one of the Moss boys teams up with Rosenfels instead. "Sage Moss" works.
Tashard and Rashard sharing a backfield.
QB Rodgers to TE Miller... Aa to Z
Ronald and Sidney together... Curry 'n Rice
Crabtree and Branch together -- hey, this had a chance until the Housh signing.
Dennis passing to Domenik... Dixon to Hixon.
Darren Sproles and Garrett Wolfe being measured for adult rides at a theme park.
Manning to Manningham.
John David Booty to Zona. Takes over when Warner retires. Booty to Breaston. T&A anyone?
Michael Vick playing for the Browns and seeing how the Dawg Pound reacts.
QB Brennan traded to Indy. Colt the Colt.
Jonathan Stewart with his own show like TO is going to have. It could be called... I dunno... The Daily Show with Jon Stewart?
Losman to Winslow
Roethlisberger to Houshmandzadeh... just cuz.
Tony Romo opening Ribs and BBQ franchises to compete with that other guy.
Brian Griese opening chicken franchises. Call it... Griese Chicken
McCown to Clowney.
Harrington to Arrington.
Why isn't TE Clark on the Cowboys anyway.
Bush and Gore together (would have been better a few years ago). Might as well throw Clinton (Portis) in there too.
(TE) Lee and (RB) Grant together... hey wait, they are. Too bad Sherman isn't still coaching GB.
Shockley to Shockey
FB Sapp blocking for rookie RB Wells. Beanie and Cecil.
Delhomme to Holmes, homie.
Or WR Holmes and TE Watson together. Elementary.
QB Carr to WR Driver, on the Chargers.
Terrell Owens to the Ravens. Flacco to wacko.
QB Alex, TE Alex, RB Kevin, FB Terrelle, and WRs Steve and Steve all starting for the same team. I'd love to hear the play-by-play guy announcing the Smith game.
RB Forte when he's 30 wearing #20 playing for TEN.
Seneca to Anquan. It just sounds cool.
Cartwright blocking for Peterson. Rock and yo, Adrian.
TE Pope with the Cardinals. Oh wait, he is. I sure hope he's Catholic. Maybe someday he'll be a Saint.
Tom Brady's wife and Couch Potato (just seeing if you're still reading).
QB Russell to TE Finley... JaMarcus to Jermichael.
Dallas RB Jones traded to the Panthers, Jaguars, Bengals or Lions. Felix the Cat.
QB Brees to TE Keller. There's a Dustin the Wind song in there somewhere.
Justin Gage in Minnesota. "Sage to Gage" would be a fun headline.
Or maybe one of the Moss boys teams up with Rosenfels instead. "Sage Moss" works.
Tashard and Rashard sharing a backfield.
QB Rodgers to TE Miller... Aa to Z
Ronald and Sidney together... Curry 'n Rice
Crabtree and Branch together -- hey, this had a chance until the Housh signing.
Dennis passing to Domenik... Dixon to Hixon.
Darren Sproles and Garrett Wolfe being measured for adult rides at a theme park.
Manning to Manningham.
John David Booty to Zona. Takes over when Warner retires. Booty to Breaston. T&A anyone?
Michael Vick playing for the Browns and seeing how the Dawg Pound reacts.
QB Brennan traded to Indy. Colt the Colt.
Jonathan Stewart with his own show like TO is going to have. It could be called... I dunno... The Daily Show with Jon Stewart?
Losman to Winslow
Roethlisberger to Houshmandzadeh... just cuz.
Tony Romo opening Ribs and BBQ franchises to compete with that other guy.
Brian Griese opening chicken franchises. Call it... Griese Chicken
McCown to Clowney.
Harrington to Arrington.
Why isn't TE Clark on the Cowboys anyway.
Bush and Gore together (would have been better a few years ago). Might as well throw Clinton (Portis) in there too.
(TE) Lee and (RB) Grant together... hey wait, they are. Too bad Sherman isn't still coaching GB.
Shockley to Shockey
FB Sapp blocking for rookie RB Wells. Beanie and Cecil.
Delhomme to Holmes, homie.
Or WR Holmes and TE Watson together. Elementary.
QB Carr to WR Driver, on the Chargers.
Terrell Owens to the Ravens. Flacco to wacko.
QB Alex, TE Alex, RB Kevin, FB Terrelle, and WRs Steve and Steve all starting for the same team. I'd love to hear the play-by-play guy announcing the Smith game.
RB Forte when he's 30 wearing #20 playing for TEN.
Seneca to Anquan. It just sounds cool.
Cartwright blocking for Peterson. Rock and yo, Adrian.
TE Pope with the Cardinals. Oh wait, he is. I sure hope he's Catholic. Maybe someday he'll be a Saint.
Tom Brady's wife and Couch Potato (just seeing if you're still reading).
QB Russell to TE Finley... JaMarcus to Jermichael.
Dallas RB Jones traded to the Panthers, Jaguars, Bengals or Lions. Felix the Cat.
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Or maybe Lady and the Tramp.