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Consensus Top 350 Albums of All-Time: 24. Appetite For Destruction – Guns N' Roses (353 Viewers)

33. Back in Black – AC/DC (533 points)

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Back in Black is the seventh studio album by Australian rock band AC/DC, released on 25 July 1980, by Albert Productions and Atlantic Records. It was the band's first album to feature Brian Johnson as lead singer, following the death of their previous vocalist Bon Scott. After the commercial breakthrough of their 1979 album Highway to Hell, AC/DC was planning to record a follow-up, but in February 1980, Scott died from alcohol poisoning after a drinking binge. The remaining members of the group considered disbanding, but ultimately chose to continue on and recruited Johnson, who had previously been the vocalist for Geordie.
"It's overplayed"....... "I like Bon better"........

Now that that's out of the way, this is their best collection of songs. I'll go "Shoot To Thrill" unless someone else feels strongly about another song.
I would be happy never having to hear You Shook Me ever again. That my reason for not having it on mine despite loving all the rest of the songs.

But don't you know that "Back In Black" was the first rap song?

If they'd given me ten bucks from every white dude in high school that said that when N.W.A. was big. I think it must have gone around school like the mumps to the unvaccinated or that cheerleader Tammy who got busted in gym class for . . . well . . . (I think Van Halen wrote a song about her and retroactively put it on their debut).

Wait, what??? Never heard that in my life. :lol:
 
31. The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From MarsDavid Bowie (576 points)


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The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (often shortened to Ziggy Stardust) is the fifth studio album by the English musician David Bowie, released on 16 June 1972 in the United Kingdom through RCA Records. It was co-produced by Bowie and Ken Scott and features Bowie's backing band the Spiders from Mars, composed of Mick Ronson (guitar), Trevor Bolder (bass) and Mick Woodmansey (drums). It was recorded from November 1971 to February 1972 at Trident Studios in London.

Described as a loose concept album and rock opera, Ziggy Stardust focuses on Bowie's titular alter ego Ziggy Stardust, a fictional androgynous and bisexual rock star who is sent to Earth as a saviour before an impending apocalyptic disaster. In the story, Ziggy wins the hearts of fans but suffers a fall from grace after succumbing to his own ego.
I’m just glad I typed the album title correctly enough to be included in the ranking.

This was another title I needed to be proactive about.
 
32. At Filmore East - Allman Brothers Band (558 points)

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At Fillmore East is the first live album by American rock band the Allman Brothers Band, and their third release overall. Produced by Tom Dowd, the album was released on July 6, 1971 in the United States, by Capricorn Records. As the title indicates, the recording took place at the New York City music venue Fillmore East, which was run by concert promoter Bill Graham. It was recorded over the course of three nights in March 1971 (only two nights were used for the album) and features the band performing extended jam versions of songs such as "Whipping Post", "You Don't Love Me" and "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed". When first commercially released, it was issued as a double LP with just seven songs across four vinyl sides.
This is the Allman Brothers Band through and through. The group was so good live, and very little of their shows was talking. They played, and the audience enjoyed it. No filler no fluff just 2.5 hours of jamming! I don’t have final say on the playlist entry, but Stormy Monday is my favorite from this album.
 
33. Back in Black – AC/DC (533 points)

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Back in Black is the seventh studio album by Australian rock band AC/DC, released on 25 July 1980, by Albert Productions and Atlantic Records. It was the band's first album to feature Brian Johnson as lead singer, following the death of their previous vocalist Bon Scott. After the commercial breakthrough of their 1979 album Highway to Hell, AC/DC was planning to record a follow-up, but in February 1980, Scott died from alcohol poisoning after a drinking binge. The remaining members of the group considered disbanding, but ultimately chose to continue on and recruited Johnson, who had previously been the vocalist for Geordie.
"It's overplayed"....... "I like Bon better"........

Now that that's out of the way, this is their best collection of songs. I'll go "Shoot To Thrill" unless someone else feels strongly about another song.
I would be happy never having to hear You Shook Me ever again. That my reason for not having it on mine despite loving all the rest of the songs.

But don't you know that "Back In Black" was the first rap song?

If they'd given me ten bucks from every white dude in high school that said that when N.W.A. was big. I think it must have gone around school like the mumps to the unvaccinated or that cheerleader Tammy who got busted in gym class for . . . well . . . (I think Van Halen wrote a song about her and retroactively put it on their debut).

Wait, what??? Never heard that in my life. :lol:

Yeah, I thought it was endemic to our high school but I've also heard it in the Steve Hoffman Forums. They'd know you were into rap and they'd try to engage you (I call it "rap" because nobody in the 'burbs called it "hip-hop" in 1990—point being that not many) and for some reason AC/DC's "Back in Black." I never thought it sounded anything like rap, but I had to admit they had a point about the vocal delivery. AI agrees with my high school classmates and says it is not rap, but that the "vocal prosody" is very similar (?)

But yeah, I can see it if you give me 20/10 vision and have me squint. Nas rapped over it. It's been sampled sixty-four times in rap songs, according to whosampled.com

I dunno.

Here you go:

Or to Santana, whose version was fronted by the rapper Nas (even on the original, singer Brian Johnson’s delivery is all about its rhythm: it was made to be rapped) - Financial Times

"Back in Black" by AC/DC, released in 1980 as the title track of their album following the death of lead singer Bon Scott, is widely regarded as a definitive hard rock anthem and a potential precursor to rap due to its powerful, rhythmic structure - Bravo AI

“During that first week of college when you meet everyone and you condense yourself into a soundbite, I felt most comfortable with ‘I’m Chaz, I’m a Cinema Studies major and I rap,'" he explained. "Soon I was noticing more and more, ‘Have you met Donald? … He raps too’ responses. We finally met in really quick passing between classes and had one of those … rapid-fire dialogues that happen in the hustle and bustle of college life. Later that night, during my dorm’s nightly ‘Basement Jam’ sessions … someone noticed Donald and I were both in the same place and invited us to rap together. Some of the guys playing weren’t too familiar with hip-hop beats, so we asked if they knew ‘Back in Black.’ They did, and so this happened.”
The 1980 song has proved popular with rap artists over the years, with WhoSampled.com reporting it has been used more than three dozen times. AC/DC haven't always liked the results. They forced the Beastie Boys to remove their 1985 track “Rock Hard” after the band claimed the Beasties didn't have permission to use the sample. - UCR, Ultimate Classic Rock

https://youtu.be/13VXa2RChkE?t=70 - Donald Glover over AC/DC (Uruk, don't you dig Donald?)

Still, Brian was never better then in his debut. And his best vocal in my humble opinion is this one. He owns it. And in a brilliant bit of imagination, he almost gives the lyrics a Gangster Rap read years before that sub genre even existed. Seriously, listen closely to his annunciations and the bravado in his voice and the specific words chosen to see what I mean. He was way ahead of his time here. - A Considered Opinion, Medium

And the piece de resistance. White dudes on Reddit!

 
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34. Thriller – Michael Jackson (522 points)

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Thriller is the sixth studio album by the American singer and songwriter Michael Jackson, released on November 29, 1982, by Epic Records. It was produced by Quincy Jones, who previously worked with Jackson on his album Off the Wall (1979). With the ongoing backlash against disco music at the time, he moved in a new musical direction, resulting in a mix of pop, post-disco, rock, funk, synth-pop, and R&B sounds, and darker themes; Jackson wanted to create an album where "every song was a killer". Paul McCartney appears as the first credited featured artist on a Jackson album. Recording took place from April to November 1982 at Westlake Recording Studios in Los Angeles, California, with a budget of $750,000.
There's never really been a monoculture in America but - to the extent there was one - this album was the end of it. There's not been a cross-cultural music event like Thriller since.

It came out of the gate hot, but what really shot it into the stratosphere was Jackson's appearance on TV's "Motown 25". After that, the world surrendered.
I've told a few younger people that it is impossible to grasp how massive Thriller was in real time unless you lived it. Not all of the hits have aged well for me (Human Nature and The Girl Is Mine, I am looking at the two of you), but it's an epic record. Billie Jean will never not be awesome.
We've basically had three "pop explosions" in this country: the debut of Elvis, the debut of The Beatles and Thriller.
Some won't want to hear it, but the Taylor Swift phenomenon in the last few years rivals that of those three movements. Different time and different measures nowadays, but she reached that status in 2022-2024.
31. The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From MarsDavid Bowie (576 points)


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The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (often shortened to Ziggy Stardust) is the fifth studio album by the English musician David Bowie, released on 16 June 1972 in the United Kingdom through RCA Records. It was co-produced by Bowie and Ken Scott and features Bowie's backing band the Spiders from Mars, composed of Mick Ronson (guitar), Trevor Bolder (bass) and Mick Woodmansey (drums). It was recorded from November 1971 to February 1972 at Trident Studios in London.

Described as a loose concept album and rock opera, Ziggy Stardust focuses on Bowie's titular alter ego Ziggy Stardust, a fictional androgynous and bisexual rock star who is sent to Earth as a saviour before an impending apocalyptic disaster. In the story, Ziggy wins the hearts of fans but suffers a fall from grace after succumbing to his own ego.
Bowie's best. Awesome record, every single song. That was a no-brainer to rank, and there are days where I'd put it a bit higher.
 
Listening to my #6 rated album wondering when it will show up on the countdown.

Soon, I imagine.
:confused:
Not sure what's confusing about this.
I am playing the album I rated #6. It has not yet shown up on the countdown. I am surprised it made the top 30, but I know it had to because my #7 rated album was my highest album to not make the countdown.
So since I'm surprised it made the top 30, I imagine it will be in the bottom of the top 30.
 
37. Graceland – Paul Simon (482 points)


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Graceland is the seventh solo studio album by the American singer-songwriter Paul Simon. It was produced by Simon, engineered by Roy Halee and released on August 25, 1986, by Warner Bros. Records. It incorporates genres including pop, rock, a cappella, zydeco, and South African styles such as isicathamiya and mbaqanga.

Organizations such as Artists United Against Apartheid criticized Simon for breaking the cultural boycott on South Africa imposed for its policy of apartheid. Simon responded that Graceland was a political statement that showcased collaboration between black and white people and raised international awareness of apartheid. Some praised him for helping popularize African music in the west, while others accused him of appropriating the music of another culture.
Story time again...

I got this album from my best friend when I was a junior in high school. At that time, "You Can Call Me Al" had hit it big, but that was really the only song on the tape that either of us knew. Frankly, he wasn't impressed with the album and I hadn't heard anything else off of it really. But I had begun to be interested in Paul Simon because my mom had been a fan of S&G and I finally started to pay attention to that music after the Concert in Central Park caught my attention. Needless to say, I fell in love with this album and Paul Simon. This album is my number 1 because I find that again and again I come back to the album. It really never gets old. Lots of great albums get old. For instance, I gave away my tape of Joshua Tree because I was done hearing those songs for a long time. I can't over listen to this album, and I always find myself coming back to it. I don't know if it's the juxtoposition of world music with Simon's folk and doo *** sensibilities, but It was fresh and new in '86 and it still sounds relevant and fresh today imho.

As far as song choice, I struggle to rank the songs because they all have something that pushes them to the top of the list when I think about it, from music to vocals to lyrics to rhythm. This album has something for everyone and everything for me. Simply put, I consider it a masterpiece of contemporary music.

That said, there is one song that Paul considers his best ever (according to the recent documentary biography anyway), and that's the title track. And I think it's a very fitting song indeed, and encapsulates much that is so about him and his career:

Musically, for example, Simon's favorite rock and roll song is "Mystery Train". The rhythm on the song "Graceland" is similarly a travelling rhythm, and you can hear the influence. The Everly Brothers (who I mentioned in one of my prior writeups about S&G) provide harmony and backing vocals on the track. The world music influence is as strong on this track as on any but in a more mature and integrated way than on some others on the album. Lyrically, he considers this song a sequel to "Hearts and Bones", and Carrie Fisher had stated that portions of this song, like that one, reference their short-lived marriage. The song employs layered lyrics evoking love and loss, travel, spirituality, surrealism and mystery which form a progression as the song unfolds. And in true Paul Simon fashion, although the song does address love and loss it is ultimately a song of hope and optimism.

One last point about the song "Graceland" for those of you who haven't heard: the song wasn't originally supposed to be about Graceland. When Simon was writing the lyrics, he simply used "Graceland" as a placeholder that fit the rhythm, assuming he'd replace it with something more meaningful later. Over time, the word stuck around and he was having trouble coming up with a replacement idea. He began to think "hey, maybe there's a reason why I can't get this out of my head. Maybe I'm supposed to visit Graceland for some reason." When he was recording "That was Your Mother" in New Orleans, he found himself with a little time off. So all on his own he up and rented a car and drove from NOLA to Memphis, just to see for himself what Graceland was all about. He talks about not being terribly impressed as he moved through the house tour. Which makes sense really. I mean, I have always been a huge Elvis fan, and I've only actually been IN Graceland once. The tour is pretty expensive, and let's face it you really only need to see the Jungle Room or the TV he shot out once, and even that's probably more than most ever need to see in person. The thing is, when you get to the back yard that all changes. There you'll find the final resting place of Elvis and his parents (and now Lisa Marie, I understand). There's a giant crucifix back there which Elvis himself installed. It truly turns a sightseeing trip into a pilgrimage. It's hard to explain if you've never been there, and hard to forget if you have. The sense of reverence is palpable. And Simon says that when he got to that back yard, he saw a plaque about Elvis' universal acclaim and influence. Thinking about how Elvis touched so many people in his short life, Simon looked around at the other tourists and really saw the impact of that in the faces of the people around him. It suddenly struck him how the people there were just exactly like people going on a pilgrimage. And so instead of removing the word Graceland, he ended up framing the song around it.

The Mississippi Delta
Was shining like a National guitar
I am following the river
Down the highway
Through the cradle of the Civil War

I’m going to Graceland
Graceland
In Memphis,Tennessee
I’m going to Graceland
Poorboys and pilgrims with families
And we are going to Graceland
My traveling companion is nine years old
He is the child of my first marriage
But I’ve reason to believe
We both will be received
In Graceland

She comes back to tell me she’s gone
As if I didn’t know that
As if I didn’t know my own bed
As if I’d never notice
The way she brushed her hair from
Her forehead and she said, “Losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Everybody sees you’re blown apart
Everybody sees the wind blow”

I’m going to Graceland
Memphis, Tennessee
I’m going to Graceland
Poorboys and pilgrims with families
And we are going to Graceland
And my traveling companions
Are ghosts and empty sockets
I’m looking at ghosts and empties
But I’ve reason to believe
We all will be received
In Graceland

There is a girl in New York City
Who calls herself the human trampoline
And sometimes when I’m falling, flying
Or tumbling in turmoil I say
Whoa, so this is what she means
She means we’re bouncing into Graceland
And I see losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Everybody sees you’re blown apart
Everybody sees the wind blow

In Graceland, in Graceland
I’m going to Graceland
For reasons I cannot explain
There’s some part of me wants to see Graceland
And I may be obliged to defend
Every love, every ending
Or maybe there’s no obligations now
Maybe I’ve a reason to believe
We all will be received
In Graceland

Whoa, in Graceland, in Graceland
In Graceland,
I’m going to Graceland




Bonus trivia: When he was writing the lyrics to "Under African Skies", Simon asked Linda Ronstadt, who sings on the track, for something about her childhood to include on the song. Hence the verse "In early memory mission music was ringing 'round my nursery door. I said take this child Lord from Tucson Arizona. Give her the wings to fly through harmony and she won't bother you no more."
 
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863. You'd Prefer An Astronaut – Hum - @rockaction / @landrys hat

920. Something Else by The Kinks – The Kinks - @Don Quixote / @rockaction

Wow. So Don did know what I was talking about that day, maybe. Don, what track would we have picked and where did you rank this, if you don't mind me asking? And you're my record buddy like Doc Oc is with ten albums, although I think Doc takes it because of Some Girls. It's unofficial, but he's got you. That's okay, Little Richard and Something Else is a pretty interesting pair for both us. You are solidly in the diverse taste lead with your love of African music, but I think Little Richard to the '67 version of The Kinks shows a touch of range.

Speaking of range and taste, landryshat had this one, huh? I love this alternative/shoegaze-y/prog album. I think if the reader who is reading this likes prog and Smashing Pumpkins, then you'll love this album. What are your favorite tracks and where did you rank this, landryshat, if you see this?
I had two Hum albums on my list. This one at #57 and the other one at #26.

Stars, I'd Like Your Hair Long, Little Dipper are all favorites.

I lived in Champaign, IL in the 90s so saw them play a bunch.
 
There were three monster artists in the 80's and we've only seen one of them so far IMO. I would be shocked not to see one of the other two in the rest of the reveals and I wouldn't be shocked if we didn't see the other one.
 
She comes back to tell me she’s gone
As if I didn’t know that
As if I didn’t know my own bed
As if I’d never notice
The way she brushed her hair from
Her forehead and she said, “Losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Everybody sees you’re blown apart
Everybody sees the wind blow”

These are stunning lyrics. I never really dug this album because I really liked Simon and Garfunkel as a young kid (I'm doing that a lot today) and I thought, "What's this weird music?" But to each their own and I'm glad you entered these (or copy-pasted) for us to read.
 
I mean, it should be higher than 361...but not top 30.
Agreed. It was a popular album for a while on this board. Opinions change over time, I guess.
I was definitely into it for awhile, just didn’t have the staying power that something like Slipknot has though

Marcus wishes he could write something as catchy as Eyeless

Insane am I the only mother****er with a brain?
I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain
How many times have you wanted to kill
Everything and everyone
Say you'll do it but never will

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

I am my father's son
'Cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me nothing
How many times have you wanted to die?
It's too late for me, all you have to do is get rid of me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head, yeah

I tried you lied to me for so long
Everywhere I go, there's a sense of it
Freak on my antics and give me a choice
Doesn't matter if I give a ****
It's **** that you gave me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head

Do you wanna feel pain? Takin' my name in vain
Caring never felt so lame inside
Anybody else got pride? Do you wanna take my life?
Maybe I'll reverse my ride
Who the **** are you? **** you
Better suck it up 'cause you bled through
Better get away from me
Stay the **** away from me

I feel safe
Seems you're saved
I feel safe
It seems you're saved

Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Mother****er
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
 
There were three monster artists in the 80's and we've only seen one of them so far IMO. I would be shocked not to see one of the other two in the rest of the reveals and I wouldn't be shocked if we didn't see the other one.
I assume one of those is a woman and I agree she won’t make it. I assume one of them Michael Jackson. You sure the the other hasn’t already appeared once?
 
There were three monster artists in the 80's and we've only seen one of them so far IMO. I would be shocked not to see one of the other two in the rest of the reveals and I wouldn't be shocked if we didn't see the other one.
Madonna is the elephant in the room, but I'd be shocked to see her appear this high. She was more of a singles artist than anything, and even her one album that is good from start to finish, Ray of Light, is not one I seeing finishing this high among this demographic.
 
There were three monster artists in the 80's and we've only seen one of them so far IMO. I would be shocked not to see one of the other two in the rest of the reveals and I wouldn't be shocked if we didn't see the other one.
Madonna is the elephant in the room, but I'd be shocked to see her appear this high. She was more of a singles artist than anything, and even her one album that is good from start to finish, Ray of Light, is not one I seeing finishing this high among this demographic.

I like Madonna. I did not rank any Madonna
 
I mean, it should be higher than 361...but not top 30.
Agreed. It was a popular album for a while on this board. Opinions change over time, I guess.
I was definitely into it for awhile, just didn’t have the staying power that something like Slipknot has though

Marcus wishes he could write something as catchy as Eyeless

Insane am I the only mother****er with a brain?
I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain
How many times have you wanted to kill
Everything and everyone
Say you'll do it but never will

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

I am my father's son
'Cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me nothing
How many times have you wanted to die?
It's too late for me, all you have to do is get rid of me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head, yeah

I tried you lied to me for so long
Everywhere I go, there's a sense of it
Freak on my antics and give me a choice
Doesn't matter if I give a ****
It's **** that you gave me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head

Do you wanna feel pain? Takin' my name in vain
Caring never felt so lame inside
Anybody else got pride? Do you wanna take my life?
Maybe I'll reverse my ride
Who the **** are you? **** you
Better suck it up 'cause you bled through
Better get away from me
Stay the **** away from me

I feel safe
Seems you're saved
I feel safe
It seems you're saved

Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Mother****er
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
This has to be satire.
 
There were three monster artists in the 80's and we've only seen one of them so far IMO. I would be shocked not to see one of the other two in the rest of the reveals and I wouldn't be shocked if we didn't see the other one.
I assume one of those is a woman and I agree she won’t make it. I assume one of them Michael Jackson. You sure the the other hasn’t already appeared once?
I'm pretty sure the artist he's referencing has appeared already - his biggest album is still to come though.
 
There were three monster artists in the 80's and we've only seen one of them so far IMO. I would be shocked not to see one of the other two in the rest of the reveals and I wouldn't be shocked if we didn't see the other one.
I assume one of those is a woman and I agree she won’t make it. I assume one of them Michael Jackson. You sure the the other hasn’t already appeared once?
Somewhere around 1999 I think.
 
There were three monster artists in the 80's and we've only seen one of them so far IMO. I would be shocked not to see one of the other two in the rest of the reveals and I wouldn't be shocked if we didn't see the other one.
Madonna is the elephant in the room, but I'd be shocked to see her appear this high. She was more of a singles artist than anything, and even her one album that is good from start to finish, Ray of Light, is not one I seeing finishing this high among this demographic.

She can always take solace with the fact that she made tim's Top 100 movies of the 90s list multiple times.
 
I mean, it should be higher than 361...but not top 30.
Agreed. It was a popular album for a while on this board. Opinions change over time, I guess.
I was definitely into it for awhile, just didn’t have the staying power that something like Slipknot has though

Marcus wishes he could write something as catchy as Eyeless

Insane am I the only mother****er with a brain?
I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain
How many times have you wanted to kill
Everything and everyone
Say you'll do it but never will

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

I am my father's son
'Cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me nothing
How many times have you wanted to die?
It's too late for me, all you have to do is get rid of me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head, yeah

I tried you lied to me for so long
Everywhere I go, there's a sense of it
Freak on my antics and give me a choice
Doesn't matter if I give a ****
It's **** that you gave me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head

Do you wanna feel pain? Takin' my name in vain
Caring never felt so lame inside
Anybody else got pride? Do you wanna take my life?
Maybe I'll reverse my ride
Who the **** are you? **** you
Better suck it up 'cause you bled through
Better get away from me
Stay the **** away from me

I feel safe
Seems you're saved
I feel safe
It seems you're saved

Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Mother****er
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
This has to be satire.
One of them was ranked as the best debut album of the last 25 years

Hint: it wasn’t Sigh No More

Granted it was by the readers of Metal Hammer but I don’t think Folk Rock Plowshares had any similar ranking
 
I mean, it should be higher than 361...but not top 30.
Agreed. It was a popular album for a while on this board. Opinions change over time, I guess.
I was definitely into it for awhile, just didn’t have the staying power that something like Slipknot has though

Marcus wishes he could write something as catchy as Eyeless

Insane am I the only mother****er with a brain?
I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain
How many times have you wanted to kill
Everything and everyone
Say you'll do it but never will

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

I am my father's son
'Cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me nothing
How many times have you wanted to die?
It's too late for me, all you have to do is get rid of me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head, yeah

I tried you lied to me for so long
Everywhere I go, there's a sense of it
Freak on my antics and give me a choice
Doesn't matter if I give a ****
It's **** that you gave me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head

Do you wanna feel pain? Takin' my name in vain
Caring never felt so lame inside
Anybody else got pride? Do you wanna take my life?
Maybe I'll reverse my ride
Who the **** are you? **** you
Better suck it up 'cause you bled through
Better get away from me
Stay the **** away from me

I feel safe
Seems you're saved
I feel safe
It seems you're saved

Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Mother****er
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
This has to be satire.
One of them was ranked as the best debut album of the last 25 years

Hint: it wasn’t Sigh No More

Granted it was by the readers of Metal Hammer but I don’t think Folk Rock Plowshares had any similar ranking
It Metal Hammer like The Onion?
 
There were three monster artists in the 80's and we've only seen one of them so far IMO. I would be shocked not to see one of the other two in the rest of the reveals and I wouldn't be shocked if we didn't see the other one.
Madonna is the elephant in the room, but I'd be shocked to see her appear this high. She was more of a singles artist than anything, and even her one album that is good from start to finish, Ray of Light, is not one I seeing finishing this high among this demographic.

She can always take solace with the fact that she made tim's Top 100 movies of the 90s list multiple times.
Yeah, no one was shutting All The Way Mae down in that one.
 
863. You'd Prefer An Astronaut – Hum - @rockaction / @landrys hat

920. Something Else by The Kinks – The Kinks - @Don Quixote / @rockaction

Wow. So Don did know what I was talking about that day, maybe. Don, what track would we have picked and where did you rank this, if you don't mind me asking? And you're my record buddy like Doc Oc is with ten albums, although I think Doc takes it because of Some Girls. It's unofficial, but he's got you. That's okay, Little Richard and Something Else is a pretty interesting pair for both us. You are solidly in the diverse taste lead with your love of African music, but I think Little Richard to the '67 version of The Kinks shows a touch of range.

Speaking of range and taste, landryshat had this one, huh? I love this alternative/shoegaze-y/prog album. I think if the reader who is reading this likes prog and Smashing Pumpkins, then you'll love this album. What are your favorite tracks and where did you rank this, landryshat, if you see this?
I had two Hum albums on my list. This one at #57 and the other one at #26.

Stars, I'd Like Your Hair Long, Little Dipper are all favorites.

I lived in Champaign, IL in the 90s so saw them play a bunch.

Very cool. Was the other one Downward Is Heavenward? I'm surprised somebody else voted for You'd Prefer an Astronaut, but I shouldn't be. And you have two in your countdown! Wow. I only had You'd . . . and it was #47. How were their shows? I'd imagine they were pretty darn good. They seem very proficient and that they can perform really well. I saw "Stars" on MTV way back when and I was impressed. Holy cow. They kind of tear it apart. I'm posting the studio version of "Stars" and the 120 Minutes version of "I'd Like Your Hair Long" just because the live version sounds pretty darn good.

Hum - "Stars"


Hum - "I'd Like Your Hair Long"


I was going to say they put out an album (Inlet) a few years ago but it's more like five years ago. Ouch. Time speeds. This one's wild. Pip, they opened for Failure in 2015.

As far as songs go, if you asked me for three, I'd pick "Stars," "I'd Like Your Hair Long," and "I Hate It Too." Remembering "Stars" was kind of a revelation and I hunted the album down around 2002 or 2003 and gave it another go. It never really left me.
 
I'm admittedly wildly inconsistent in terms of whether I can separate the art from the artist. I can't really enjoy child rapist Woody Allen's movies anymore, but I still like child rapist Roman Polanski's. It's easy to avoid child rapist Ted Nugent's music since it's garbage anyway. I really struggle with child rapist Michael Jackson, though. Somehow I've convinced myself that I can listen to Jackson 5 because he probably wasn't a child rapist yet, but I just can't do his adult records anymore. This despite being absolutely a gigantic fan of both Thriller and Off the Wall in my formative years. To those who didn't experience it, there is no way to describe the earthquake that was Thriller. Maybe not as obvious to those who weren't there for it is that most every girl (at least those I knew) had a huge crush on him (my crush was on Prince instead). What we learned later was heartbreaking.

Oh, and @Dan Lambskin might be interested to know that our Bulldolls did a routine to Thriller that absolutely crushed. We brought it back the next year because it would bring the house down.
 
I can't really enjoy child rapist Woody Allen's movies anymore, but I still like child rapist Roman Polanski's. It's easy to avoid child rapist Ted Nugent's music since it's garbage anyway. I really struggle with child rapist Michael Jackson, though. Somehow I've convinced myself that I can listen to Jackson 5 because he probably wasn't a child rapist yet, but I just can't do his adult records anymore.

My word, is this ever a sentence. If you feel conflicted about this sort of thing, then I'd ask you to do a thought exercise (there's nothing experimental about this) with me. I'd ask you to think about how a very large swath of the population knew what R. Kelly did and were still dancing to videos like "Ignition" only to turn on him and tsk-tsk and cluck when he went away for stuff that EVERYBODY KNEW HE HAD DONE AND WAS DOING, and then think about how I feel listening to Kanye's entire catalog through The Life of Pablo (BUT NO FURTHER YOU HEAR ME!! NO FURTHER!!!).

We all have our breaking points. Not being able to watch Woody but watch Polanski makes sense, but going into it requires me to approach too much ugliness that I'm not sure my day needs. Nugent did that? I'm oblivious. But I'll cut myself some slack. I don't think being ignorant of anything The Nuge does is problematic. Jackson I can listen to up until Off The Wall and then anything after Bad just makes me sort of wonder about the sickness going around and how it might just come home to roost at some point.
 
There were three monster artists in the 80's and we've only seen one of them so far IMO. I would be shocked not to see one of the other two in the rest of the reveals and I wouldn't be shocked if we didn't see the other one.
I assume one of those is a woman and I agree she won’t make it. I assume one of them Michael Jackson. You sure the the other hasn’t already appeared once?
Yes sir.
 
I'm admittedly wildly inconsistent in terms of whether I can separate the art from the artist. I can't really enjoy child rapist Woody Allen's movies anymore, but I still like child rapist Roman Polanski's. It's easy to avoid child rapist Ted Nugent's music since it's garbage anyway. I really struggle with child rapist Michael Jackson, though. Somehow I've convinced myself that I can listen to Jackson 5 because he probably wasn't a child rapist yet, but I just can't do his adult records anymore. This despite being absolutely a gigantic fan of both Thriller and Off the Wall in my formative years. To those who didn't experience it, there is no way to describe the earthquake that was Thriller. Maybe not as obvious to those who weren't there for it is that most every girl (at least those I knew) had a huge crush on him (my crush was on Prince instead). What we learned later was heartbreaking.

Oh, and @Dan Lambskin might be interested to know that our Bulldolls did a routine to Thriller that absolutely crushed. We brought it back the next year because it would bring the house down.

The Nuge is a world class ******* and yeah IIRC he had a thing for younger chicks (I mean he has a song called Jailbait), but Stranglehold and Fred Bear are great songs and I’ll still rock out to them, but yeah I have soured on him and another similar douchebag from Michigan who’s biggest album I ranked pretty high

Also not saying it’s right or wrong but times were different back then. Didn’t they put 13 year old Brooke Shields on a magazine cover and tout her has Americas next sex symbol or something like that? Winger singing about banging a 17 year seems tame in comparison but equally gross. Anyway I’m glad our society has at least made some progress there

My wife was on the Pom Pom squad and also did a thriller routine. I don’t think they had a fancy moniker like the BullDolls though. We were the Cougars though but I don’t think that word had the same connotation as it does now. Unfortunately she also had to do a routine to Hey Mickey or whatever that Toni Basil song is called. She hated that one
 
I can't really enjoy child rapist Woody Allen's movies anymore, but I still like child rapist Roman Polanski's. It's easy to avoid child rapist Ted Nugent's music since it's garbage anyway. I really struggle with child rapist Michael Jackson, though. Somehow I've convinced myself that I can listen to Jackson 5 because he probably wasn't a child rapist yet, but I just can't do his adult records anymore.

My word, is this ever a sentence. If you feel conflicted about this sort of thing, then I'd ask you to do a thought exercise (there's nothing experimental about this) with me. I'd ask you to think about how a very large swath of the population knew what R. Kelly did and were still dancing to videos like "Ignition" only to turn on him and tsk-tsk and cluck when he went away for stuff that EVERYBODY KNEW HE HAD DONE AND WAS DOING, and then think about how I feel listening to Kanye's entire catalog through The Life of Pablo (BUT NO FURTHER YOU HEAR ME!! NO FURTHER!!!).

We all have our breaking points. Not being able to watch Woody but watch Polanski makes sense, but going into it requires me to approach too much ugliness that I'm not sure my day needs. Nugent did that? I'm oblivious. But I'll cut myself some slack. I don't think being ignorant of anything The Nuge does is problematic. Jackson I can listen to up until Off The Wall and then anything after Bad just makes me sort of wonder about the sickness going around and how it might just come home to roost at some point.
I can't listen to MJ any more. The only exceptions I make are "Thriller" because I love the video and Vincent Price and "Smooth Criminal" because I love the video and the Alien Ant Farm cover. I can't watch them very often. He grosses me out big time.

@krista4 , how do you feel about Peter, Paul and Mary? Peter Yarrow is pretty nasty, too? Also, they need an Oxford comma.
 
I mean, it should be higher than 361...but not top 30.
Agreed. It was a popular album for a while on this board. Opinions change over time, I guess.
I was definitely into it for awhile, just didn’t have the staying power that something like Slipknot has though

Marcus wishes he could write something as catchy as Eyeless

Insane am I the only mother****er with a brain?
I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain
How many times have you wanted to kill
Everything and everyone
Say you'll do it but never will

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

I am my father's son
'Cause he's a phantom, a mystery and that leaves me nothing
How many times have you wanted to die?
It's too late for me, all you have to do is get rid of me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head, yeah

I tried you lied to me for so long
Everywhere I go, there's a sense of it
Freak on my antics and give me a choice
Doesn't matter if I give a ****
It's **** that you gave me

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes

It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head

Do you wanna feel pain? Takin' my name in vain
Caring never felt so lame inside
Anybody else got pride? Do you wanna take my life?
Maybe I'll reverse my ride
Who the **** are you? **** you
Better suck it up 'cause you bled through
Better get away from me
Stay the **** away from me

I feel safe
Seems you're saved
I feel safe
It seems you're saved

Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Mother****er
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
Look me in my brand new eye
This has to be satire.
One of them was ranked as the best debut album of the last 25 years

Hint: it wasn’t Sigh No More

Granted it was by the readers of Metal Hammer but I don’t think Folk Rock Plowshares had any similar ranking
It Metal Hammer like The Onion?

Have you listened to Slipknots debut? It’s highly regarded within the genre. I remember playing it for my buddy and he basically asked WTF was wrong with me. 6 months later he asked if I wanted to go to see them in concert

Where’s @BLOCKED_PUNT when you need him
 

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