CONTEST: Who has the BEST looking fantasy team with a horrible record (1 Viewer)

[Lash]

offshoot from the other threadhere is the leader in the clubhouse...

I can post the best fantasy team that is 1-9. starters onlyQB: RothlisbergerRB: Gore, EdgeWR: Wayne, Driver, D. MasonTE: Tony GK: ElamD: GBI feel bad for the guy. But atleast he is still active.

 

[JPeso]

Dynasty:

QB: McNabb (Hass)

RB: S-Jax, Gore, Portis (KJ, Betts, Leonard, Ward)

WR: Roy, Evans, Boldin (Jennings, SMoss, D-Jax)

TE: Winslow (Crumpler)

I only have 2/14 teams that will miss the playoffs, and this is one of them at 5-5.

 

[Lash]

5-15 record (DH every week)

Cutler, Vince, Croyle

Bush, JLew, LenDale, Norwood, Ward, Grant

Fitz, Marshall, VJax, Berrian, Hackett, DemWill

Gates, Vernon, Marcedes

Graham, Folk

Kampman, Pryce, BYoung, JaAnderson

Beason, Keiaho, Mcintosh, Crowder, DQwell

SJones, STaylor, Pacman, McGee, Collins, WHarris

not a great team but boy i thought better than the equivalent of 2-8 or 3-7 so far

 

[maxwell1295]

This team is 1-9.....start 1QB/1RB/1WR/1TE/3FLEX/K/3IDP

QB: J. Kitna, B. Favre

RB: W. McGahee, R. Johnson, J. Lewis, DeA. Williams

WR: L. Fitzgerald, A. Johnson, B. Marshall, James Jones

TE: O. Daniels

K: Gostkowski

IDP: D. Ryans

IDP: P. Willis

IDP: E. Sims

 

[Raiders]

10 team dynasty league.

Record 3-7

QB: M Bulger, K Warner, M Leinart, A Smith, K Clemens, D Stanton, G Frerrotte

RB: J Addai, R Bush, K Jones, R Brown, J Wright, J Harrison, D Wynn

WR: Roy Williams, A Boldin, M Colston, L Coles, D Mason, V Jackson, K Walter, B Smith, Jac Jones

TE: J Witten, G Olsen

PK: D Akers

DF: Wash

 

[ShadowMaster]

I'm 4-6 in the league that I run......

10 team, drafting 8th

Palmer

T.Henry, Portis

Burress, S.Holmes

Gates

Vinetieri

633 Points against (worst in my league by +63) is part of the reason why...................

 

[simey]

QB: Favre, Bulger

RB: Parker, McGahee, Jacobs, Chatman

WR: S. Smith, D. Branch, W. Welker. L. Evans, Kevin Curtis

TE: Kellen Winslow Jr.

K: Gostkowski

D: GB, KC

This team is 2-8

 

[SigEp316]

3-7 :(

QB - Kitna, Hasselbeck

RB - Larry Johnson, Thomas Jones, Kevin Jones, Edge

WR - Chad Johnson, Deion Branch, Lee Evans, Marvin Harrison

TE - Donald Lee

K - Folk

DEF - Minnie

I was bored one day at work at joined a public Yahoo league...never had previously and thought I would OWN this league....yeah, not so much.

 

[tfreiboth]

I'm 4-6 - could be 2-8 (have won games by 1.6 and 3.4 points) - 10 player keeper

QB: Cutler, Hasslebeck, Warner, Kolb

RB: S Jax, Ronnie Brown, MBIII, C Perry, D Wright

WR: Chad Johnson, A Boldin, D Driver, Calvin Johnson, C Henry

TE: KW2, G Olsen, LJ Smith

K: Folk

DE: Osi U, J Taylor

DB: S Taylor, A Wilson, L Bodden

LB: Ruud, Willis, Witherspoon

 

[Statcruncher]

Start 1QB, 2RB, 3WR/TE, K, DT in a 12 team redraft

Hasselbeck

Griese

Ramsey

Tomlinson

Portis

Turner

Morris

Taylor

Holt

Mason

Burleson

Randle El

Muhammad

D. Jackson

Hanson



Bears

Starters are bolded. This team is in 7th place in total points and 3-7 head to head. I'm shuked.

 

[Tommy Collins]

2-8 team in my league

Brett Favre, Marc Bulger

Brian Westbrook, Thomas Jones, LenDale White

Anquan Boldin, Reggie Wayne, Andre Johnson, Vernon Davis

 

[mchaps55]

4-6 prb going to miss the playoffs

12 team redraft league!

QB-Manning

RB-L. Johnson

RB-W. Parker

WR-M. Harrison

WR-T.J House

WR-Roy Williams

TE-B. Watson

K-N. Folk

D-Dallas

 

[thehornet]

This team is 1-9.....start 1QB/1RB/1WR/1TE/3FLEX/K/3IDPQB: J. Kitna, B. FavreRB: W. McGahee, R. Johnson, J. Lewis, DeA. WilliamsWR: L. Fitzgerald, A. Johnson, B. Marshall, James JonesTE: O. DanielsK: GostkowskiIDP: D. RyansIDP: P. WillisIDP: E. Sims

as it should be. horrible team.

 

[iowa clubbers]

Brees, Ben Roeth

Portis, Sjax, MJD, K Jones

Chad Johnson, M Harrison, DJ Hackett, Calvin Johnson, Chris Henry

V Davis

Gostkowski

Green Bay, Minn

2-7-1 record ouch

10 team redraft

After trade goes thru will have Larry Fitz and Maroney

and trading away MJD and Harrison.

This is a team I would be very happy with in about any format

If I could have only sneaked into playoffs...

 

[Utter Chaos]

12 Team - standard scoring - double points for touchdowns >=50 yards - ppr

Record is 2 wins 8 losses

Typical starters in bold

QB - Derek Anderson, Ben Roethlisberger (usually play matchups, played Anderson last week and lost by 3 )

RB - Willie Parker, Clinton Portis, Jesse Chatman, Ryan Grant, Jason Wright, Derrick Ward (also had Carnall Williams)

TE/WR - Chad Johnson, Lee Evans, Brandon Marshall, Cal Johnson, Roddy White

K - Jeff Reed, Phil Dawson

Def - Jacksonville, Oakland

 

[netnalp]

14 team, Start 1 QB, 1Rb, 2Wr, 1flex (RB,WR), 1TE

4-6 record, 3rd highest total points, 1st in points against

Romo, Bulger

S. Jackson, A. Peterson (Minn), C. Taylor, Selvin Young

Roy Williams, Santana Moss, Bruce, B. Marshall, Mark Clayton

Shockey, Owens

Folk

Oakland, Tenn

I'd be 8-2 if it was PPR & decimal scoring. Instead it's 1PP2R, and only awards points for every 10 yrds rush/rec and 20 passing. (I know )

 

[Utter Chaos]

4-6 prb going to miss the playoffs

12 team redraft league!

QB-Manning

RB-L. Johnson

RB-W. Parker

WR-M. Harrison

WR-T.J House

WR-Roy Williams

TE-B. Watson

K-N. Folk

D-Dallas

How do you get all 6 of these guys in a redraft league?

 

[tick dog]

12 team redraft, PPR.

Usual starters are..

QB: C.Palmer

RBs: Bush, Maroney, Foster

WR: Roy, Holt, Driver

TE: Gates

K: Gostkowski

D/ST: Raiders

If I'd come out of my draft with this team (I've made some trades) I'd have said I'd be 9-1, 8-2, mayyyybe 7-3 by Week 10. Reality? I'm 2-8, 4th highest in points. Just traded a package that was basically Gates/Foster for Willie Parker and his crazy-easy rushing schedule coming up, so hopefully I'll get in playoffs on points despite my sh*tty record.

 

[Bobcat10]

4-6, #1 points

Romo, Campbell

SJax, AD, Jamal, Dunn, Norwood, Chester

Owens, Santonio, White, Crayton, VJax, Porter

Watson, Scaife

Vinatieri

Bears

 

[Favre 2 Jennings]

10 team dynasty, i am currenly second to last in the league with the second most points scored sitting at 2-8

Starters in bold

Brett Favre

Vince Young

Matt Schaub

J.P. Losman

Joseph Addai

Adrian Peterson

Reggie Bush

Julius Jones

Ahman Green

Ryan Grant

Laveranues Coles

Greg Jennings

Brandon Marshall

Isaac Bruce

Joe Jurevicius

Jason Witten

Mason Crosby

Green Bay Packers Defense

 

[swirvenirvin]

QB: Hasselbeck, Warner

RB: Addai, S-Jax, Grant

WR: Bowe, Evans, Crotch, Crayton, Marshall

TE: Olsen/LJ Smith

PK: Gostowksi

Def: Pit

4-6

 

[alonegunman]

3-7 record, 12-team redraft league, couple close losses, same old story....

QB Carson Palmer, Marc Bulger, Matt Schaub

RB Larry Johnson, LenDale White, Ryan Grant, Ahman Green, Jamal Lewis, DeAngelo Williams

WR Terrell Owens, Donald Driver, Anquan Boldin, Lee Evans, D.J. Hackett, Shaun McDonald

TE Jeremy Shockey

PK Nick Folk, Jason Elam

Def Ravens, Vikings

 

[ahole_derby]

4-6 team, $100 auction draft. Start 1QB, 1RB, 2WR, 1RB/WR Flex, 1TE, 1K, 1TD. Usual starters bolded.

QB: Romo, Roethlisberger

RB: Addai, Portis, KJ, Fargas, Keith

WR: Houshmanzadeh, CJ85, Lee Evans, Marvin Harrison, Chris Henry

TE: Tony Gonzalez

K: Gotskowski

TD: Colts, Titans

#1 in points scored, but also #1 in points against. Just about every team has their best game against me!

 

[Zoomanji]

10 team full-line-up keeper

QB- Peyton

RB- S.Jax, Rudi, T. Jones, K. Jones, Dayne

WR- Chad J., Braylon, Colston, Jennings, Cotchery

TE- Shockey, H. Miller

K- Akers

D- NE

I'm 3-7

 

[MichiganPanthers]

I just got knocked out of playoff contention this week and am 2-8: Redraft 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 Flex, 1 TE, 1 K and 1 DEF

QB Bulger Hasselbeck

RB FWP Barber III Henry Benson Dayne Pittman

WR Colston Fitzgerald Andre Johnson R. White Berrian S.Moss Henderson

TE Witten E. Johnson Scaife

K Gostkowski Gould

DEF INDY WASH

We have payoffs for the top three in points and I'm hoping to climb into that race.

 

[Wadsworth]

My brother's team, 2nd in scoring with 100 point lead on the 3rd place team, 3-7 record.

Start: 1 QB, 2RB, 2 WR, 1 flex, 1 TE, 1 Pk, 1 TD

QB: Favre

RB: FWP, ADP, (Benson)

WR: Plax, S. Holmes, Jennings, (Stallworth)

TE: Heap, (Scheffler)

PK: Jeff Reed

TD: Cowboys, Seahawks

 

[redman]

QB: Romo, McNabb, Campbell

RB: Parker, Portis, Foster

WR: Holmes, Jennings, Curry, Burleson

TE: Gates, Scheffler

PK: Dawson (I've switched this around)

Def: by waiver wire committee

I'm 4-6 (two losses by less than two points) and probably need to win out to make the playoffs.

 

[cmap]

3rd highest scoring team. 3-7 record.

QB Hasselback

RB Addai, Both Denver RBs

WR Edwards and Owens

TE Lee

Titans Def

K Bironas

 

[cartel]

1 qb, 2rb, 3wr, 1 te, 1k , 2de, 3 lb, 3 db 10 team league. Offense=Defense

Brees, Bulger

LJ, KJ, Tomlinson, Duece

R Williams, L Evans, C Johnson, T Holt, Bowe

Witten, Crumpler

Graham

Dummerville, A Carter, W Smith, Vandon Bosch

Z Thomas, Bullock, Flethcer, Ruud, Crowder

A Wilson, R Barber, M Lewis, Landry, Polimolu

5-5

 

[CommuterMan]

5-5 needing help to make the playoffs in a 12 team Zealots league

QB Brady

RB Tomlinson

RB Westbrook

WR R Moss

WR Mason

WR Hackett (Hillard before DJ came back)

TE Heap (when playing)

K Elam or Bironas

IDP decent talent

All five wins have been the top score in the league that week of the five losses 2 were top 3 score and the others my team underperformed. I have the highest scoring team in the league by 140 points and I may not make the playoffs...

 

[Ron_Mexico]

Palmer, Carson CIN QB

Smith, Alex SFO QB

Stanton, Drew DET QB

Bush, Reggie NOS RB

Henry, Chris TEN RB

Norwood, Jerious ATL RB

Turner, Michael SDC RB

Ward, Derrick NYG RB

Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB

Brown, Reggie PHI WR

Curry, Ronald OAK WR

Driver, Donald GBP WR

Jones, Brandon TEN WR

Meachem, Robert NOS WR

Robinson, Laurent ATL WR

Smith, Steve NYG WR

Stallworth, Donte' NEP WR

White, Roddy ATL WR

Lindell, Rian BUF PK

Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def

14 team PPR

Record 1-9

.

 

[fsufan]

dynasty league

starters

cutler

paker,SJ,taylor

harrison,wayne,colston

this team won it all last year but is 3-7 so far this year. he is frustrated and traded Parker for C. Henry(RB), T. Jones and Russel

 

[gianmarco]

5-5 and fighting big time for a playoff spot in a 10 team redraft league with 6 playoff spots. This is a 1 PPR league

QB--Peyton Manning

RB--Reggie Bush, Brandon Jacobs, Travis Henry, Selvin Young, Jesse Chatman, L. Jordan

WR--R. Moss, Joey Galloway, Cotchery, Crayton, James Jones

TE--Winslow

K--Jeff Reed

Def--Tenn

This team has lost 5 of the last 6 after starting 4-0.

 

[Nemesis]

4-6 team, $100 auction draft. Start 1QB, 1RB, 2WR, 1RB/WR Flex, 1TE, 1K, 1TD. Usual starters bolded.

QB: Romo, Roethlisberger

RB: Addai, Portis, KJ, Fargas, Keith

WR: Houshmanzadeh, CJ85, Lee Evans, Marvin Harrison, Chris Henry

TE: Tony Gonzalez

K: Gotskowski

TD: Colts, Titans

#1 in points scored, but also #1 in points against. Just about every team has their best game against me!

Wow.....sounds like my 3-7 team:QB Brady, QB Big Ben

RB S.Jackson, Edge James

RB D.Foster, K.Watson, K.Faulk, S.Morris

WRs TJ Housh, Boldin, K.Winslow

WR T.Gonzalez, V.Jackson

K Vinatieri

DEF Dallas

WHY AM I 3-7 you might ask when I've got the #1 QB, and some a top 10 talent at most of the other positions?

Take a look at my first 5 weeks:

MY wkly scoring rank...........Opponent's rank

Wk 1:......2nd....................1st (Tony Romo's huge game)

Wk 2:......2nd....................1st (Carson Palmer's huge game)...this opponent set our league's all-time scoring record

Wk 3:......2nd....................1st (Favre + Westbrook + 2 Def scores)...this opponent BROKE the wk2 scoring record above

Wk 4:......3rd....................2nd (I lost by 2 pts)

Wk 5:......3rd....................2nd (I lost by 1 pt)

[and btw, this league's been around for 10 years so those records are hard to break]

Currently, I'm the TOP SCORING TEAM..........(the next highest is almost 150pts behind me)

I'm also the most scored upon......................(the next highest is almost 85pts behind me......think about that one for a second)

What's even funnier is that currently, I've got a decent chance to make the playoffs if I win my last 3 games!

 

[FDNY]

Record 4-6 one more loss I am out of the playoffs

Leading the league in points scored and points against

Romo, Tony QB DAL Garcia, Jeff QB TB

Barber, Marion RB DAL, Parker, Willie RB PIT, Gore, Frank RB SF, Dunn, Warrick RB ATL

Jones, Julius RB DAL, Davenport, Najeh RB PIT, Bush, Michael RB OAK, Williams, DeAngelo RB CAR

Johnson, Chad WR CIN, Williams, Roy WR DET, Harrison, Marvin WR IND,

Henry, Chris WR CIN, Hackett, D.J. WR SEA

Gates, Antonio TE SD

Folk, Nicholas K DAL

:X

 

[mad sweeney]

Bulger, Roth

Addai, Portis, Jones, Davenpoop

Galloway, Holt, Burleson, Berrian, Colston, Bowe

Clark

Brown

Chicago, Tennessee

4-6 and worst of all 1-4 in my division. 5th in points but terrible record, lost my last chance to make a push in a .8 loss on MNF. Either Brown FGs called back wouuld've done the trick.

We have a losers bracket where highest points during the 4 weeks of playoffs gets first pick. I'm prett much a lock for that.

 

[Lash]

4-6 , leading in points scored by a mile

Hasselbeck, Bulger, VY

ADP, FWP, Henry, Selvin, AhmanG, Grant

Evans, RoyW, Braylon, Marshall, Berrian

Gates

Crosby

GB def

 

[VaCatFan]

Team is 4-6. Drafted out of the 4 slot. 12 team redraft

QB-Cutler/Schaub

RB-LJ, Henry, ADP, LJordan, KJones

WR- Driver, Holmes, Evans, Bowe, Curry

TE- Daniels, Scheffler

K- Graham

DEF- Chicago, Detroit

Between injuries and playing a very high scoring team, it's been a rough season.

 

[maydayzed]

Palmer

SJ,LJ,Lendale

Wayne, Andre Johnson, Crayton

Shockey

Kris Brown

Bears D

4-6 in a 14 team league

 

[yinzer]

3-7 in a 10 Team League, good for 8th place

Romo, Roethlisberger

ADPeterson, LJ, Portis, Bush, Selvin, CTaylor

Owens, Holmes, Bowe, Walker

VDavis

Gostkowski

Tampa D

I have 946 points, barely 3rd (955) in league scoring

How Im 3-7 with Romo, ADP, Owens, Portis, Bush, and even Roethlisberger is beyond me.

 

[Ace Matherton]

This one is 2-8 I have the most points scored in the league (i also drafted R Brown) but alas i have almost 300 points more scored against me (1419) than any other owner. In fact i have 200 points more scored against me than i have yet i lead the league in points scored (1228), just had huge days for multiple opponents i guess. Luckily we do get our entry fee back with highest points.

Roethlisberger, Ben QB PIT

Favre, Brett QB GBP

McNabb, Donovan QB PHI

Johnson, Larry RB KCC

Parker, Willie RB PIT

Fargas, Justin RB OAK

Young, Selvin RB DEN

Grant, Ryan RB GBP

Holmes, Priest RB KCC

Holt, Torry WR STL

Smith, Steve WR CAR

White, Sharod WR ATL

Evans, Lee WR BUF

Harrison, Marvin WR IND

Olsen, Greg TE CHI

Heap, Todd TE BAL

Crosby, Mason K GBP

PIT Steelers D PIT

 

[BroadwayG]

4-6

Brady

Bush

Maroney

S Young

R Grant

Holt

Marshall

Curtis

Coles

Branch

O Daniels

V Davis

Elam

NEP

GBP

 

[Alberta Clipper]

12 team redraft, standard scoring (not ppr), start QB-2RB-3WR-TE-K-D (9)

QB- V Young (Rivers, Clemens)

RB- LT, Grant (Chatman, Keith, Turner)

WR- Fitz, Roy Williams, Bowe (Calvin Johnson, Hackett)

TE- Dallas Clark

K- Reed

DT-Sea (lower scoring DT's lots avail on wire)

If I had another 5-6 games of reg season I'd prob turn it around.

However I have just 3 wks remaining and sit 3-7.

6 teams make playoffs.

My 'all play' record is .455 win%

Lost Caddy 4th rd pick, dropped A Green 5th rd.

 

[I'm Rick James]

12 man, 1/2 PPR, redraft.

Record: 3-7, Third in Overall points:

QB - Bulger, Garcia

RB - LT, Edge, A. Green, Turner

WR - Reggie Wayne, Santonia Holmes, R. Curry, I. Bruce, D. Patten

TE - gulp -- Jeff King

K - Stover, Lindell

D - Indy, Minnesota

1st time I've ever had first pick in this league (been in league since 1994).

 

[hove]

Sure, I'll play. This team in my big money league is killing me. It was odds on fav to win it all after keepers and draft were over.

12-team, 2-keeper league

QB Anderson (Trade)

QB Roethlisberger (Trade)

RB Gore (keeper 2nd round pick)

RB L. Johnson (keeper 6th round pick)

WR Boldin (3rd)

WR A.Johnson (4th)

WR Wayne (1st)

TE Witten (5th)

PK Folk (14th)

TD Colts (FA)

Currently sitting out of the playoff picture with no hope in site. Good times.

 

[PantherPower]

I have 2 teams that after 10 weeks, I STILL can't believe only have 2 wins each. Both are from 12 team dynasty leagues (PPR)

Team A (2-8 record)

Palmer, Russell

Portis, Maroney, Alexander, Kenton, Betts, L.Booker, A.Hall, Ricky Williams

Edwards, Steve Smith, Evans, Calvin, Santana Moss, James Jones, C.Henry

Cooley, V.Davis

K.Brown

Redskins, Dallas

Team B (2-8 record)

Brees, Schaub, Campbell

Bush, Portis, Maroney, Kenton, Betts, L.Booker

Smith, Walker, Evans, Calvin, Santana, James Jones, C.Henry, Demetrius Williams, Jarrett

Cooley, Watson

Stover

Redskins

 

[Jercules]

Palmer, Eli

Addai, MJD, Kevin Jones, Henry, Foster

Andre Johnson, Colston, S. Moss, Galloway, Ward

Witten

Gostkowski

5-4-1

 

[caglassc]

Keep 3 League:

Hass

LT, AD, Chester, J Jones, M Turner

Wayne, Fitz, Chad, TO, Evans

Gates, V Davis

Folk

Green Bay, Minn

6-4 - Most points scored in the league.

 

[Crusaderfan]

10 team re-draft - 3 wins 7 losses

QB - Favre, Warner

RB - Alexander, KJ, Portis and Jacobs

WR - S. Smith, Mason, Berrian, Evans and Branch

TE - Watson, V. Davis

K - K. Brown, J. Reed

DEF - JAX and WASH

 

[OddibeMcD]

I can play along 4-6...12 team redraft ppr

Big Ben

ADP

LJ/Lynch

Owens

Wayne

Chambers

Winslow III