CONTEST: Who has the BEST looking fantasy team with a horrible record (1 Viewer)

[nerangers]

When you start off the dynasty season with a team that includes Peyton Manning, LT, Steve Jackson, Marvin Harrison, Donald Driver, Deion Branch, Shockey, Witten, Elam, Steelers Def, etc, I would never had guessed I would be last in points in my league! We play 2 QB, 2 RB, 4 WR, 1 TE, 2 K, 2 Def. I am 330 pts behind the leader! 6-4 but with the lack of points it is tough to hold on! Good news is many of my players are finally making it back.

 

[footballnerd]

14 Team Keeper PPR - QB, RB, 2WR, WR/RB Flex, TE, K, Def.

4-6

10th place

Romo

Henry/Young

Jacobs

Gore (by Trading away Steve Smith)

Fitz

Driver

Scheffler

Graham

Jags, Seahawks

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10 team nonPPR. QB, 3WR, 2RB, TE, K, Def

4-6

7th Place

Hasselbeck

SJax

LJ (by trading Steve Smith)

Graham

K.Jones

Chatman

Plax

Wayne

Galloway

Berrian

Patten

G.Olsen

Graham

Seattle D, Tampa D.

 

[footballnerd]

4-6 team, $100 auction draft. Start 1QB, 1RB, 2WR, 1RB/WR Flex, 1TE, 1K, 1TD. Usual starters bolded.

QB: Romo, Roethlisberger

RB: Addai, Portis, KJ, Fargas, Keith

WR: Houshmanzadeh, CJ85, Lee Evans, Marvin Harrison, Chris Henry

TE: Tony Gonzalez

K: Gotskowski

TD: Colts, Titans

#1 in points scored, but also #1 in points against. Just about every team has their best game against me!

Wow.....sounds like my 3-7 team:QB Brady, QB Big Ben

RB S.Jackson, Edge James

RB D.Foster, K.Watson, K.Faulk, S.Morris

WRs TJ Housh, Boldin, K.Winslow

WR T.Gonzalez, V.Jackson

K Vinatieri

DEF Dallas

WHY AM I 3-7 you might ask when I've got the #1 QB, and some a top 10 talent at most of the other positions?

Take a look at my first 5 weeks:

MY wkly scoring rank...........Opponent's rank

Wk 1:......2nd....................1st (Tony Romo's huge game)

Wk 2:......2nd....................1st (Carson Palmer's huge game)...this opponent set our league's all-time scoring record

Wk 3:......2nd....................1st (Favre + Westbrook + 2 Def scores)...this opponent BROKE the wk2 scoring record above

Wk 4:......3rd....................2nd (I lost by 2 pts)

Wk 5:......3rd....................2nd (I lost by 1 pt)

[and btw, this league's been around for 10 years so those records are hard to break]

Currently, I'm the TOP SCORING TEAM..........(the next highest is almost 150pts behind me)

I'm also the most scored upon......................(the next highest is almost 85pts behind me......think about that one for a second)

What's even funnier is that currently, I've got a decent chance to make the playoffs if I win my last 3 games!

I think this guy wins!

 

[QuizGuy66]

This is my starting lineup for my 3-7 team (we keep 2, it's a ten-team league).

QB - Bulger (actually just picked him up, basically Rivers destroyed me)

RB - S Jax, FWP (my 2 protects)

WR - Housh, Braylon (drafted both)

TE - Gates (drafted)

K - J Brown (waiver)

My bench is loaded with waiver wire gems mostly

QB -Rivers (Drafted)

RBs - Grant, J Chatman, W Dunn, E Graham (who I got to replace Caddy)

WR - Henry (just picked up)

TE - D Clark (who was a waiver pick)

I'm sure there's worse, but I feel a bit snake-bit. If by some miracle I win out and sneak into the playoffs I actually think I have a shot.

-QG

 

[aztecs88]

I think I may take the cake.

Romo

S. Jackson

S. Alexander

B jacobs

T. Henry

S. Young

E. Graham

R. Grant

T.O.

S. Smith (car)

TJ Whosyourmamma

R. Williams

J. Witten

S. Graham

NYG

Before I hear all the cracks about can I get in your league etc. please hear the rules of the league.

10 team redraft. and I have a 3-7 record at the moment. Will probably still make the playoffs if i win 2 of the last 3.

 

[ConstruxBoy]

3-7 PPR, 2PPR for TE

Started the season with:

QB: Cutler, Leinart

RB: LJ, SJax, MBarber, APeterson (CHI), KKeith

WR: Boldin, Coles, Marshall, James Jones

TE: Cooley

PK: Gostkowski

Thought I was gold.

 

[mightyeskimo]

Coming into this season my roster looked liked this:

Palmer

LJ, SJax, Deuce, Caddy

Steve Smith, Chad Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, Santana Moss

Todd Heap

I'm 5-5. Apparently, assembling the most top 5 players at each position as you can is not indicative of winning.

 

[Gaddis]

10-team HTH keeper league no PPR start QB, RB, WR, 3 Flex, K, TE

I'm 1-9

Started with:

QB Vince Young (kept in 11th round)

QB Philip Rivers

RB Willie Parker

RB Laurence Maroney (kept in 3rd round)

RB Edgerrin James

RB Jerious Norwood (kept in 10th round)

RB Adrian Peterson, CHI

WR Marques Colston

WR Plaxico Burress

WR Santonio Holmes

WR Brandon Marshall

TE LJ Smith

K Matt Stover

 

[chapp71968]

On Sept 15th, i thought the $$ was mine... 12 team / 3 keeper league..I had the following dynasty in the making:

QB - Kitna / Huard - not great...but was hoping to move one of my star RBS for an upgrade at QB.....

RB - SJAX / SALEX / MARONEY(all 2007 keepers)/ Leonard / Morency - 3 top 12 preseason backs...i could taste the victory Koolaid.....

WR - Driver / Williams / Satan Moss / DJ Hackett / Jerry Porter - 3 proven # 1 WR and sleeper Hackett...

TE - Heath Miller / Donald Lee

DEF - Giants

K - NE

Since then..i went 1 - 9....... I hate this hobby!

Prior to our final week of trading i moved Alexander / Maroney / Driver / Williams / Miller for similar players and a few extra picks (2 in the 1st round plus my own "high pick"..

Won last week......Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.....

New Revised team:

QB - Kitna / Boller / Croyle

RB - Sjax / Fargas / Dayne / Pittman(STL) / Jordan / Bush(Oak)

WR - Hackett / Crayton / Satan Moss / Chris Henry / Bowe

TE - Donald Lee

DEF - Giants

K - NE

My goal is to finish strong so that i can prove to some in our league that my revised team was no worse than my original team + the fact i picked up 2 extra picks in the 1st round actually made my team stronger....

Comments....

 

[hwjchim]

QB:Tony Romo

RB: AP, Kevin Jones, Selvin Young, Micheal Turner, Travis Henry

WR/TE: TO, Steve Smith, Dallas Clark, Brandon Marshall, Marty Booker, Micheal Jenkins

Def: Tennessee

K: Phil Dawson

Starters in bold

sitting at 3-7, 4th best scoring team in our league and already out of playoff contention.

 

[BigTuna]

This guy is 5-5 in our league.

Garrard, David JAC QB 87.74 4

Romo, Tony DAL QB 244.30 8

Warner, Kurt ARI QB (P *) 93.36 8

Duckett, T.J. DET RB 14.30 6

Graham, Earnest TBB RB (Q *) 103.00 10

Jordan, Lamont OAK RB 107.10 5

Thomas, Anthony BUF RB 6.70 6

Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB 185.88 7

Curry, Ronald OAK WR 99.80 5

Edwards, Braylon CLE WR 189.20 7

Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR 163.40 8

Holt, Torry STL WR (*) 157.00 9

Walter, Kevin HOU WR 107.90 10

Davis, Vernon SFO TE 57.70 6

Lee, Donald GBP TE (*) 84.90 7

Dawson, Phil CLE PK 71.00 7

Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def 108.22 8

Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def 122.89 8

 

[-JAP-]

QB: Ben Roethlisberger, Marc Bulger

RB: Larry Johnson, Travis Henry, Jamal Lewis, De'Shaun Foster, LenDale White, Jesse Chatman

WR/TE:Chad Johnson, TJ Houshmandzadeh, Braylon Edwards, Roy Williams ,David Patten

PK: Nick Folk

DEF: Dallas Team Defense , Patriots Team Defense

4 and 6

 

[Game Time]

12 team ppr leaqgue..

I'm 3-7

Kitna

Westy

MBIII

Fitz

S.Smith

Chris Henry, Berrian, curry

Miller

Reed

Panthers Def

 

[FF Maestro]

This guy is leading my Omega league in points, is 4-6 and in 10th place (12-team league). There is no trading, so he's had this team all year. It's kind of hard to believe. Here's his main line-up:

QB: Brees

RB: Addai, McGahee, Edge

WR: Randy Moss, Holmes

TE: Shockey

D: Patriots

K: Graham