Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Assume they extend out one foot from your wrist and are sharp enough to do serious damage...could you kill Mayweather before he beat you into a pulp?
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Could you beat Mayweather in a fight with sword-hands? (1 Viewer)
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SacramentoBob
Footballguy
How long do I have to train with the sword hands before the fight?
Abraham
Footballguy
It stands to reason if you could get a sword hand on him then he would be cut and thus bleed. And as we learned in Predator AND Rocky 4, if it bleeds you can kill it.
Does money get to wear Kevlar gloves that deflect the swords? If so the answer is "no" as he would easily block everything you tried, punch you once in the nose with a jab and that would be that. Come to think of it I think he wins anyway. You'd chase him around like a crazy person and at the exact moment that your weight and momentum dictates that you couldn't swing he would punch you in the nose with a jab and that would be that.
Does money get to wear Kevlar gloves that deflect the swords? If so the answer is "no" as he would easily block everything you tried, punch you once in the nose with a jab and that would be that. Come to think of it I think he wins anyway. You'd chase him around like a crazy person and at the exact moment that your weight and momentum dictates that you couldn't swing he would punch you in the nose with a jab and that would be that.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
I still think he wins. How heavy are the sword hands? My arms would get tired at some juncture and then he would *pounce*
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
How long are the swords? How heavy are they?
Fennis
Footballguy
SacramentoBob
Footballguy
Jaysus
Good times!
playin4beer
Footballguy
No... I'd say "yes" with a gun, but part of me thinks he could dodge the bullets like the Matrix..
So, give me a double barrel shotgun loaded with buckshot and I'd say my odds are 50/50..
Sword hands?? He'd use my momentum against me, spin me around and punch me in the back of my head and decapitate me... game over.
So, give me a double barrel shotgun loaded with buckshot and I'd say my odds are 50/50..
Sword hands?? He'd use my momentum against me, spin me around and punch me in the back of my head and decapitate me... game over.
NewlyRetired
Footballguy
If I had longer arms I think I could but since I have alligator arms I am not sure my reach would be longer than his even with extra 6 inches.
If my arms were long enough, I would never attack. As mentioned, he would simply wait for you to get tired or slip, or go off balance. I would stay as defensive as possible and make him come in to the extended swords and use short jabs to keep my balance, wind, and defensive posture. I would try and take him out with a hundred small cuts.
If my arms were long enough, I would never attack. As mentioned, he would simply wait for you to get tired or slip, or go off balance. I would stay as defensive as possible and make him come in to the extended swords and use short jabs to keep my balance, wind, and defensive posture. I would try and take him out with a hundred small cuts.
Buckfast 1
Footballguy
Of course.
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
I don't see the average person winning unless the first stab is through his jugular.
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TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I'd rather pick for the white ping pong ball, please.
Foosball God
Foos
Why in the world would you chase him around? Make him come to you and your scissor hands of death.
Phinneas Q. Butterfat
Footballguy
Is he trying to fight you or is he running? If he stands and wants to fight you, the smart money is on PQB by Wu-Tang decapitation in the 1st round.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
no way he knocks me out before I get a blade on him
Wax on, wax off. FINISH HIM!
Wax on, wax off. FINISH HIM!
randall146
Footballguy
Not winnable.
If I try to strike first he'll duck and counterpunch once, for the KO.
If I start defensively he'll punch and either hit my face for the KO or I'll try to block him and his punch will drive my sword hands through my own face for the TKO.
If I try to strike first he'll duck and counterpunch once, for the KO.
If I start defensively he'll punch and either hit my face for the KO or I'll try to block him and his punch will drive my sword hands through my own face for the TKO.
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I have serious doubts that Mayweather would even be OK doing this.
ILUVBEER99
Footballguy
A normal average joe without boxing experience wouldn't have a chance, they wouldn't be able to get near him.
Fennis
Footballguy
Balance
Footballguy
NewlyRetired
Footballguy
It has been asked numerous times in thread, but why would you go after him? If the swords give you a reach advantage, back you self into the corner and wait for him to come into your extended arms.
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TLEF316
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Use your right sword hand to cut off your left arm at the elbow then shish kabob your left forearm onto your right sword.
Viola! Longer reach.
NewlyRetired
Footballguy
Ignoring how you got there, it does bring up an interesting question.
If fighting a top boxer, would you prefer one extremely long sword, or two swords that are medium length?
I feel like I could protect myself better with the two swords and be more likely to get him to not be able to dodge both when I am turtling in corner v
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I would rape him with my swenis.
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I'm no fighter. Not even close. But if I had swords, I don't care how quick and hard the guy punches. If I ran at him and swung at center mass, I win even if I get knocked out for a couple days.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I get that the guy has quick hands and feet, but it's not like he's Great Tiger from Mike Tyson's Punch Out, teleporting around the ring
Fennis
Footballguy
that would suck if he did
UOFI_316
Footballguy
I just tell him that Mayweather swapped out all his wine for water, Mayorga jumps in the ring with a knife and kills Mayweather for me. As payment I give Mayorga Mayweather's IPhone. Everyone goes home happy.
lod01
Footballguy
Easily. Dude bought boxing gloves to a knife fight. One foot past my wrist? C'mon, he couldn't even reach me with his jab without feeling the knives go into him. I'd hold one out towards him and the minute he tried to punch it out of the way, his head would come flying off.Good Posting Judge said:
ILUVBEER99
Footballguy
Until he just sidesteps your reckless plunge and pops you a few times while you flail around.TheIronSheik said:
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I don't think, in a ring, someone could sidestep me swinging two swords. It's not like I'd run at him like Bald Bull.
Pipes
Footballguy
They only extend 1 foot from your wrists so assuming your fist is about 5 inches long it's just adding 7 inches to your reach so basically your wielding a couple of kitchen knives. My guess is a professional like Mayweather would be able to pepper you in the face without even getting touched.
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I doubt that very much. Even if he swings, he has to get through small swords. If I point the left one at him, I can keep him at bay until he's cornered. Anyone who thinks a boxer would come at a guy with swords is nuts. Plain and simple.
