Could you defeat Ronda Rousey if you had a sword? (1 Viewer)

[Good Posting Judge]

Normal MMA rules apply, except you have a sword of your choosing.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Yes, but I'd save the good parts.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'd just want a scalpel to remove that thing below her left eye.

 

[DCThunder]

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

Literal sword, or the figurative kind??

 

[Frostillicus]

Normal sword no, lightsaber yes.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Assuming it's something cool like a scimitar and not a gay épée

 

[fantasycurse42]

When was the last time I took a dump? If > 4 hours ago, no questions asked.

 

[dparker713]

Is the sword made of Kryptonite?

 

[Cjw_55106]

Can I trade the sword in for a bo staff?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Flesh sword imo

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Can I train with the sword like the Batman guy did in that Batman movie?

 

[Jayrok]

I'll take a long bow instead.

 

[Dentist]

When was the last time I took a dump? If > 4 hours ago, no questions asked.

you dirty dog... de-limbing her and then dumping on her chest... so uncool

 

[kentric]

I'll take a long bow instead.

That's what I call mine as well.

 

[Fat Nick]

Can she take my sword from me? I don't know how I feel about it otherwise...

 

[fdas2]

Can I trade the sword for Rachel McAdams knife?

 

[TripItUp]

I have a +3 broadsword, you need an 8 sided dice though.

 

[FUBAR]

I'll take a long bow instead.

9mm here.

 

[ChiefD]

The only way to beat Ronda Rousey is by wearing a wolf shirt.

 

[GOB]

Joe Rogan- "looks like he is trying for a sword thrust into her heart. He needs to throw his hips over her body and rotate the blade. Oh this is bad. Rousey is in a bad spot here."

 

[pantagrapher]

Does she have a bat or a knife?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Oh yay, **** jokes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can she take my sword from me? I don't know how I feel about it otherwise...

Yes.

 

[Spin]

Pfff, I'd toss her the sword at the beginning of the match so she'd have a chance.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh yay, **** jokes.

Cmon flesh sword was good

 

[timschochet]

Lightning bolt!! Lightning bolt! LIGHTNING BOLT!

 

[Nugget]

I have no idea how to wield a sword. I am not to handy with a pole saw, so I don't see a sword helping my cause.

 

[That one guy]

Is it Excaliber herself or just some ####ty aluminum replica I bought for $40 while hammered at the Scottish Highland Games last winter?

 

[Rirruto]

If I use the sword, does she get to stick it in my bunghole once she takes it away from me?

 

[Zow]

id throw her a stabbin'

 

[fantasycurse42]

Yes, yes I could.

 

[flapgreen]

I would pin her down and attack with my sword.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Oh yay, **** jokes.

Yeah stick to the rape jokes please. Or was this meant to be a serious question?

 

[Tick]

Is this thread unique to FBG? I think they talked about this scenario on Solid Verbal recently.

 

[cstu]

No, she's a woman and will talk until I cut my own head off with it.

 

[cstu]

I would rape her.

 

[Tick]

C'mon, ctsu - don't do that.

 

[General Malaise]

C'mon, ctsu - don't do that.

Yeah, what in the world, man?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I would rape her.

WTF?

 

[cstu]

I would rape her.

WTF?

Oops, I didn't make my rape joke as clever as everyone else. My bad.

 

[AAABatteries]

Oh yay, **** jokes.

Shouldn't you be used to penis jokes by now?

 

[Tick]

I see your point, but jeez.

 

[modogg]

they are just handing you a sword right, no training before? i'm pretty sure i would hurt myself more with said sword than anybody else