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Konichiwa Biiitches!
Are you looking for the most kick-asssse fantasy football league member ever? If so, look no further. You Fuggin found him. I'm a 19-year-old speech communications major with experience at Fantasy football, minesweeper, Windows 95, and old 1970’s movies! Watchyuu know about BETAMAX!? I graduated from Barlow High school in Oregon than went to Corvallis to attend OSU at the tender age of 18. Here I joined my first fantasy football league. After deciding that the league was hell on earth I became a Portland Trail Blazer fan. After watching Ray Felton average -2 assists a game I thought I should try fantasy football again. Why? So I don’t have the urge to cut myself every time Hasheem Thabeet air balls a free throw. I want to have fun and do what I love so later down the road I don’t have to post crap like this on your forum.
Anyway, I wanna join a league and am looking for any group with room. I’ll take anything at this point. I don't give a crap if you give me a franchise your wife ran because she said you weren’t spending enough time together! Fuuuuckkkkk it! Ill gladly take blaine gabbert or give you a first round pick for a third string kicker.
A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your guys’ shiit. If you ever left your team roster open, I'm just like, "Oh shiit I better not mess with this shiittt, because it's not mine." I pay on time, make a new roster every week and even have nfl network!. I can even clean toilets. fuuuucccckk it. If your in Corvallis I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shiit in bearnaise. EVERY. Fuuuukin. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fuggin FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your Fuggin socks off.
I also do NFL Trivia a lot. I Fuggin love nfl history. Wanna know the NFL’s first President? That ho was Jim Thorpe. What Chicago Bears great ran six kickoffs back for touchdowns over seven seasons? Gale Sayers.. All that shiit. I even watch those sappy football movies like the Blind Side. It's a sad yet happy movie, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fuggin Deep. Do you like movies? I Fuggin love them. We can watch them on Netflix together. Don’t have Netflix? I’ll buy you a year’s subscription like it’s crack cocaine! We can watch the shiit out of some movies together if you like, talk about football, make trade offers, I’ll laugh in a chat room at your jokes if they aren’t even funny. shiit you can just add me to the team and I don't have to talk to you guy’s at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!
I'd prefer a- I don't care! You can start three kickers and have a flex/slot spot that can only be filled by a player whose name ends in three vowels.
Feel free to contact me at: DrGeno25@comcast.net
Are you looking for the most kick-asssse fantasy football league member ever? If so, look no further. You Fuggin found him. I'm a 19-year-old speech communications major with experience at Fantasy football, minesweeper, Windows 95, and old 1970’s movies! Watchyuu know about BETAMAX!? I graduated from Barlow High school in Oregon than went to Corvallis to attend OSU at the tender age of 18. Here I joined my first fantasy football league. After deciding that the league was hell on earth I became a Portland Trail Blazer fan. After watching Ray Felton average -2 assists a game I thought I should try fantasy football again. Why? So I don’t have the urge to cut myself every time Hasheem Thabeet air balls a free throw. I want to have fun and do what I love so later down the road I don’t have to post crap like this on your forum.
Anyway, I wanna join a league and am looking for any group with room. I’ll take anything at this point. I don't give a crap if you give me a franchise your wife ran because she said you weren’t spending enough time together! Fuuuuckkkkk it! Ill gladly take blaine gabbert or give you a first round pick for a third string kicker.
A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your guys’ shiit. If you ever left your team roster open, I'm just like, "Oh shiit I better not mess with this shiittt, because it's not mine." I pay on time, make a new roster every week and even have nfl network!. I can even clean toilets. fuuuucccckk it. If your in Corvallis I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shiit in bearnaise. EVERY. Fuuuukin. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fuggin FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your Fuggin socks off.
I also do NFL Trivia a lot. I Fuggin love nfl history. Wanna know the NFL’s first President? That ho was Jim Thorpe. What Chicago Bears great ran six kickoffs back for touchdowns over seven seasons? Gale Sayers.. All that shiit. I even watch those sappy football movies like the Blind Side. It's a sad yet happy movie, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fuggin Deep. Do you like movies? I Fuggin love them. We can watch them on Netflix together. Don’t have Netflix? I’ll buy you a year’s subscription like it’s crack cocaine! We can watch the shiit out of some movies together if you like, talk about football, make trade offers, I’ll laugh in a chat room at your jokes if they aren’t even funny. shiit you can just add me to the team and I don't have to talk to you guy’s at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!
I'd prefer a- I don't care! You can start three kickers and have a flex/slot spot that can only be filled by a player whose name ends in three vowels.
Feel free to contact me at: DrGeno25@comcast.net