Craziest thing your significant other said to you today (1 Viewer)

[Willie Neslon]

"Do they have Special Olympics in college"

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

 

[FUBAR]

Yesterday - "Put it in there"

(Referring to which picture frame to put a photo)

 

[Tom Servo]

 

[Donsmith753]

Told me she believes in ghosts...

 

[3C's]

Snuggles up in bed. "I only have a minute so we don't have time for that." After all these years she still doesn't know me.

 

[belljr]

 

[badmojo1006]

*meow*

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Me: Where'd you go for lunch?

Her: Panera Bread

Me: Get anything good?

Her: Eh, but did you know they sell fresh bread there??

 

[MikeIke]

She and her friend are getting facials today.

 

[tuffnutt]

This morning she says:

" I had a dream last night that you have a Mexican girlfriend"

I say" Don't worry honey. she's not Mexican"

She says " I will stab you"

I'm all:

 

[Jayrod]

I had stomach issues all day and yesterday I didn't make it to the bathroom once, so I'm packing some extra underwear today.

 

[Cjw_55106]

I had stomach issues all day and yesterday I didn't make it to the bathroom once, so I'm packing some extra underwear today.

So many things wrong with this.

 

[Jayrod]

I had stomach issues all day and yesterday I didn't make it to the bathroom once, so I'm packing some extra underwear today.

So many things wrong with this.

Yup.

 

[chet]

I'm borrowing this for reddit.

 

[tonydead]

"Why do the dog's prescription pills have child proof lids?" As if for whom the pills are intended somehow determines whether or not they get childproof lids.

 

[ChiefD]

The same thing she asks every day.

Her: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Me: Doesn't matter. Whatever we have and easy to make is fine.

Her: You never have any ideas. It's hard to come up with something everyday.

Me: It's 5:30 in the morning. I have no idea what I want to eat tonight.

Her: Well, what if I need to go to the store?

Me: OK. I would like a 10 oz strip steak, baked potato, and salad.

Her: We're not having that.

Me:

Rinse, repeat tomorrow morning. And probably this afternoon on the phone too.

 

[McGarnicle]

This is still the best of all time for me. We're watching that show "V" about the aliens coming to earth and their leader is played by Morena Baccarin. She's really cold and emotionless on the show because the aliens have no emotions.

Wife: Is that lady a robot?

Me: What?!?

Wife: Or like, computer generated or whatever? Can't they do that now?

Me:

Wife: Shut up!!!

 

[Spike]

This is still the best of all time for me. We're watching that show "V" about the aliens coming to earth and their leader is played by Morena Baccarin. She's really cold and emotionless on the show because the aliens have no emotions.

Wife: Is that lady a robot?

Me: What?!?

Wife: Or like, computer generated or whatever? Can't they do that now?

Me:

Wife: Shut up!!!

Is your wife computer generated or whatever?

 

[Insein]

She and her friend are getting facials today.

Start hiding money.

 

[Insein]

The same thing she asks every day.

Her: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Me: Doesn't matter. Whatever we have and easy to make is fine.

Her: You never have any ideas. It's hard to come up with something everyday.

Me: It's 5:30 in the morning. I have no idea what I want to eat tonight.

Her: Well, what if I need to go to the store?

Me: OK. I would like a 10 oz strip steak, baked potato, and salad.

Her: We're not having that.

Me:

Rinse, repeat tomorrow morning. And probably this afternoon on the phone too.

Is your wife my wife's twin?