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Dan Bilzerian--Living Every Guy's Dream (1 Viewer)

Is it every mans dream to get sued by a marginal porn star for breaking her foot after throwing her off the roof?

 
Is it every mans dream to get sued by a marginal porn star for breaking her foot after throwing her off the roof?
A minor bump in his road that will be taken care of by an assistant. He will never think about it again. Stupid for both of them though.

 
I'm sure his penchant to keep a lot of high-caliber weaponry in the house, likely a lot of hard drugs (I think he's already had a couple of heart attacks), and women of questionable moral/emotional sturdiness is going to end well.

 
who is this guy... never heard of him... guess i'm really out of the loop to what's going on in the poker world.... I really don't watch poker on TV anymore or care

 
who is this guy... never heard of him... guess i'm really out of the loop to what's going on in the poker world.... I really don't watch poker on TV anymore or care
We know GB... nobody does.

But his story has little to do with his poker winnings and a LOT more to do with how he spends them.

 
Is it every mans dream to get sued by a marginal porn star for breaking her foot after throwing her off the roof?
A minor bump in his road that will be taken care of by an assistant. He will never think about it again. Stupid for both of them though.
We'll see.

ETA wrong doosh. Who know there were so many dooshy guys names Bilzerian?

 
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who is this guy... never heard of him... guess i'm really out of the loop to what's going on in the poker world.... I really don't watch poker on TV anymore or care
We know GB... nobody does.

But his story has little to do with his poker winnings and a LOT more to do with how he spends them.
Is his money only from poker?

I went through his instagram... it does seem like he gets to hang out with a lot of strippers/porn chicks... and they are all hot... so that part is good

Is he a bigger deal in poker right now than the usual big names in the pokerverse? ivey, teecoy, hellmuth, dentist, johnny chan, kid poker, Mike McDermott?

 
who is this guy... never heard of him... guess i'm really out of the loop to what's going on in the poker world.... I really don't watch poker on TV anymore or care
We know GB... nobody does.

But his story has little to do with his poker winnings and a LOT more to do with how he spends them.
Is his money only from poker?

I went through his instagram... it does seem like he gets to hang out with a lot of strippers/porn chicks... and they are all hot... so that part is good

Is he a bigger deal in poker right now than the usual big names in the pokerverse? ivey, teecoy, hellmuth, dentist, johnny chan, kid poker, Mike McDermott?
I believe his father made a ton of money and that's what essentially feeds this guys ongoing lifestyle. That's what I've read on various "bored so here are hot pics and other things guys like" websites over time.

 
who is this guy... never heard of him... guess i'm really out of the loop to what's going on in the poker world.... I really don't watch poker on TV anymore or care
We know GB... nobody does.

But his story has little to do with his poker winnings and a LOT more to do with how he spends them.
Is his money only from poker?

I went through his instagram... it does seem like he gets to hang out with a lot of strippers/porn chicks... and they are all hot... so that part is good

Is he a bigger deal in poker right now than the usual big names in the pokerverse? ivey, teecoy, hellmuth, dentist, johnny chan, kid poker, Mike McDermott?
He could certainly take the lead-off spot if he hasn't been accused of cheating not once, but multiple times by a casino.

 
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There was another thread on him in here recently. He is from Tampa. He was on my BILs baseball team and his dad was the coach. I wouldn't be surprised if he sucks at poker but always reports winnings at the end of the year. What better way to claim millions your pops is hiding in overseas accounts.

 
who is this guy... never heard of him... guess i'm really out of the loop to what's going on in the poker world.... I really don't watch poker on TV anymore or care
We know GB... nobody does.

But his story has little to do with his poker winnings and a LOT more to do with how he spends them.
Is his money only from poker?

I went through his instagram... it does seem like he gets to hang out with a lot of strippers/porn chicks... and they are all hot... so that part is good

Is he a bigger deal in poker right now than the usual big names in the pokerverse? ivey, teecoy, hellmuth, dentist, johnny chan, kid poker, Mike McDermott?
I doubt that he's even a winning player. His father is a Wall Street guy who served prison time for Securities fraud.

My guess is he stashed a ton of money in his sons name and now the son is spending it.

 
Gotta love the hate from the "yeah? Well I got the leather package on my new Honda Odyssey" crowd. ;)

Seriously though, Of course he's missing out on some great life experiences...but he's also enjoying some that, deep down, every red blooded man would kill to live.

 
Well mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill and how I used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico and how I always wanted a large twenty
four seat dining table in a dining room with original oil paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt and remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes and remember how I used to chit chat with dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam and an office with orange and white stripes and remember how much I wanted an all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers and a party room with fancy friends and remember how much I wanted a big backyard with Grecian statues, s-shaped hedges and three swimming pools? Well, I got that too.

Enclosed is this weeks check. Love, Navin.

 
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Gotta love the hate from the "yeah? Well I got the leather package on my new Honda Odyssey" crowd. ;)

Seriously though, Of course he's missing out on some great life experiences...but he's also enjoying some that, deep down, every red blooded man would kill to live.
I think the one ***** in his armor might be his need to photograph his awesomeness and spread it publicly. Its one odd aspect of social media - that many of us have that strong need to not only have fun experiences, but to make sure others know about it. If I were really living the dream, which I'm certainly not, I'd expect to be too busy having fun and doing awesome stuff to take pictures of it all and post it to instagram.

 
Gotta love the hate from the "yeah? Well I got the leather package on my new Honda Odyssey" crowd. ;)

Seriously though, Of course he's missing out on some great life experiences...but he's also enjoying some that, deep down, every red blooded man would kill to live.
I'm really missing out on those multiple heart attacks by age 30.

 
Gotta love the hate from the "yeah? Well I got the leather package on my new Honda Odyssey" crowd. ;)

Seriously though, Of course he's missing out on some great life experiences...but he's also enjoying some that, deep down, every red blooded man would kill to live.
I think the one ***** in his armor might be his need to photograph his awesomeness and spread it publicly. Its one odd aspect of social media - that many of us have that strong need to not only have fun experiences, but to make sure others know about it. If I were really living the dream, which I'm certainly not, I'd expect to be too busy having fun and doing awesome stuff to take pictures of it all and post it to instagram.
Self promotion frequently feeds the machine and allows said lifestyle to perpetuate.

I have no doubt it's no small part "look at me" but it's also building the personality brand. Celebrity can be magnified pretty dramatically through strategic use of social media.

On a DRAMATICALLY lower scale, locally I receive (tiny in comparison) benefits from networking and use of social media... stuff like comped invites/dinners at restaurant openings, VIP passes to certain local social events, etc. Again... NOTHING big an certainly do not fancy myself a social celeb... but helping promote various businesses and networking has afforded me some little perks. It works for me though I'm not sure I'd want the sort of global exposure this guy puts up with. But it works for him so more power to him.

 
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Gotta love the hate from the "yeah? Well I got the leather package on my new Honda Odyssey" crowd. ;)

Seriously though, Of course he's missing out on some great life experiences...but he's also enjoying some that, deep down, every red blooded man would kill to live.
I'm really missing out on those multiple heart attacks by age 30.
:shrug: Dude's still alive and kicking and seems to still be having a ball.

 
Gotta love the hate from the "yeah? Well I got the leather package on my new Honda Odyssey" crowd. ;)

Seriously though, Of course he's missing out on some great life experiences...but he's also enjoying some that, deep down, every red blooded man would kill to live.
I think the one ***** in his armor might be his need to photograph his awesomeness and spread it publicly. Its one odd aspect of social media - that many of us have that strong need to not only have fun experiences, but to make sure others know about it. If I were really living the dream, which I'm certainly not, I'd expect to be too busy having fun and doing awesome stuff to take pictures of it all and post it to instagram.
That heavy of use of social media when he is living what "appears" to be an incredible lifestyle almost appears to be a cry for attention in some way. Sure those broads crawl around him... but only because he's paying them in some way. It could very well be that he doesn't have much in the way of friendship and it sounds like his family might be a mess as well.

Social media has become in many ways a game of one-upping and framing your life so that others have some internal jealously or envy of you.

Admittedly though it's a tough disease to avoid.. my wife suffers from it... it's almost as if the main benefit of us taking vacations is so that we can post sweet pictures to facebook so she can get "likes" and comments like: "OMG, so jealous.. have fun... kisses!"

And although I've never thought of myself as a bragger and one-upper.. if i was partying with a ton of big boobed broads that let me photograph it... it would be hard not to want to post it.

 
He pops up as a topic on the lifting board from time to time. Apparently he's a big roid user which contributed to the heart attacks.

Dude looks like he's always having fun though.

 
"You have a loaded gun in every room of the house, are you preparing for a zombie apocalypse?"

"I have 97 guns, why not have a few laying around the house, ya know?"

What could go wrong?

 
"You have a loaded gun in every room of the house, are you preparing for a zombie apocalypse?"

"I have 97 guns, why not have a few laying around the house, ya know?"

What could go wrong?
:shrug: he doesn't have kids... what's the big deal?

 
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Gotta love the hate from the "yeah? Well I got the leather package on my new Honda Odyssey" crowd. ;)

Seriously though, Of course he's missing out on some great life experiences...but he's also enjoying some that, deep down, every red blooded man would kill to live.
I think the one ***** in his armor might be his need to photograph his awesomeness and spread it publicly. Its one odd aspect of social media - that many of us have that strong need to not only have fun experiences, but to make sure others know about it. If I were really living the dream, which I'm certainly not, I'd expect to be too busy having fun and doing awesome stuff to take pictures of it all and post it to instagram.
Self promotion frequently feeds the machine and allows said lifestyle to perpetuate.

I have no doubt it's no small part "look at me" but it's also building the personality brand. Celebrity can be magnified pretty dramatically through strategic use of social media.

On a DRAMATICALLY lower scale, locally I receive (tiny in comparison) benefits from networking and use of social media... stuff like comped invites/dinners at restaurant openings, VIP passes to certain local social events, etc. Again... NOTHING big an certainly do not fancy myself a social celeb... but helping promote various businesses and networking has afforded me some little perks. It works for me though I'm not sure I'd want the sort of global exposure this guy puts up with. But it works for him so more power to him.
Well, Look At You.

 
So he appears to have his own core of photographers that just take pictures of him and post them to Instagram?

 
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"You have a loaded gun in every room of the house, are you preparing for a zombie apocalypse?"

"I have 97 guns, why not have a few laying around the house, ya know?"

What could go wrong?
:shrug: he doesn't have kids... what's the big deal?
Thinking that could be a bad idea during a big party with lots of people wandering around the house. Don't know, didn't strike me as a brilliant idea.

Guy's living the dream though, would be lying if I said I wasn't jealous.

 

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