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Day Drinkin' And I'm Thinkin' Of YOU (1 Viewer)

Got my coffee and chocolate. Was going to start a thread called How YOU doin', but thought better of it. I, indeed, am chillin' today. 

 
QoS? No idea what that means.

MoCs? where he be?

Odds: Very, very slim. 

 
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never been a day drinker unless it was an extension of night. my Mary was diet Swiss Miss & peppermint schnapps all winter's day. 'retha gets me a whole nuther kind of drunk...

 
wikkidpissah said:
never been a day drinker unless it was an extension of night. my Mary was diet Swiss Miss & peppermint schnapps all winter's day. 'retha gets me a whole nuther kind of drunk...
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it's sorta an extension of night (last Saturday night, to be exact  :loco: ) ...

Peppy Snaps was the aperitif of record for the late/great Sidney Vish - though the Swiss Miss is a twist i never heard used - but makes perfect sense. 

i'm always in the mood for some Aretha or Roberta ... 'specially when boozy schoozy liftoff is commenced. 

 
wikkidpissah said:
the backup singers on "Day Drinkin" remind me of the album where LaBelle backed up Laura Nyro
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the pipes on these ladies  :wub:

gotta find me a cheap blue toof speaker, 'cuz the odds of me finding that on a juke in the vicinity of Lefferts and Austin are none and none 

(i never use ear buds, they disturb the German guy voice in me noggin).

:banned:

 
solid hour in the books ... Queens is lurvely this time of day.  

on my way to Forest Hills ... gonna look for Art Garfunkel, or a pair of Carling Basset's old tennis bloomers (<---- is that not allowed? should i not have done that?)

7pm looks like 🍰

 
I was introduced to day drinking (and drinking, in general) during college.  Didn't do much of it in my late 20's - early 30's, but as I've aged I've grown to like it a lot more than starting at 9 or 10pm and going until the wee hours.  I prefer having some cold beers on a patio watching some college football, having some grub, chillin' with buddies, checkin' out the females, etc.

Alas today I am stuck behind a couple computer monitors, sipping some coffee and looking forward to a burger for lunch.  I usually do Taco Bell on Fridays but I'm calling an audible and doing Wendy's.  90% sure I will stop for some beers on my way home at my usual watering hole.  

Enjoy your day, FFA'ers!

 
nirad3 said:
I was introduced to day drinking (and drinking, in general) during college.  Didn't do much of it in my late 20's - early 30's, but as I've aged I've grown to like it a lot more than starting at 9 or 10pm and going until the wee hours.  I prefer having some cold beers on a patio watching some college football, having some grub, chillin' with buddies, checkin' out the females, etc.

Alas today I am stuck behind a couple computer monitors, sipping some coffee and looking forward to a burger for lunch.  I usually do Taco Bell on Fridays but I'm calling an audible and doing Wendy's.  90% sure I will stop for some beers on my way home at my usual watering hole.  

Enjoy your day, FFA'ers!
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MoCS take note ... that ^ is a quality contribution 🍑

the delights of day drinkin' are aplenty, thanks for sharing yours ... makes me wanna start all over again 🍻

another advantage is the jernts are less crowded ..   the amateurs aren't out yet ... drinks are easier to procure - and, if ya have a coquettish filly barkeep, well ... she's all yours 'til ya pass out  :suds:

... and HAPPY HOUR kicks in just as yer hittin' your peak boozin stride ... helps mitigate the facacta sober shims who stumble in asking "WHAT'S CHEAP ON TAP??!1?"

and, finally ... if one does cross paths with a desirable human whilst day drinkin', well ... that's kismet, cuz they're just as ####ed up as you. 

:banned:

 
a run of Chicago on the juke ... fella plunking the coin said it's in honor of this cat's birthday- i remember linking that clip previously in one of the 63,000,000,000 music threads up on this bored. 

that blisters. can we recognize him as a quantum top 20 axman?  R.I.P.

see, ya ain't gonna get that kinda action once the kidz come out ... ooofffahhhh - dunno how long before i'd jam a ####in' pencil in my ear if i had to sit through any of that top 40 R & B/Hip-Pop that every #### with a microphone is spewing these days. 

just about 2 hours in 🍰

 
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otb_lifer said:
MoCS take note ... that ^ is a quality contribution 🍑
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Yes. It is. So, here we go... 

I'm visiting Pop now. He had to enter a memory care home in December. His mind comes & goes. But, he is still Pop. 

Today, he got a mega dose of industrial grade laxitives. And, a half hour later, the facility had an emergency evacuation drill. 

Pop was not going for it. 

The best I can understand (at present) is that his emergency was averted - mostly - as the concluding remark was, "...and if you gotta call the cops on me for pooping, then we got a problem." 

I have seen no Popo, but Pop is finally pooping. 

So, what am I thinking? 

Gah. Still not sure. 

I'll update as needed. 

 
Man of Constant Sorrow said:
Yes. It is. So, here we go... 

I'm visiting Pop now. He had to enter a memory care home in December. His mind comes & goes. But, he is still Pop. 

Today, he got a mega dose of industrial grade laxitives. And, a half hour later, the facility had an emergency evacuation drill. 

Pop was not going for it. 

The best I can understand (at present) is that his emergency was averted - mostly - as the concluding remark was, "...and if you gotta call the cops on me for pooping, then we got a problem." 

I have seen no Popo, but Pop is finally pooping. 

So, what am I thinking? 

Gah. Still not sure. 

I'll update as needed. 
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😅

were you playing Scattergories when this all happened? 

Man of Constant Sorrow said:
I am smoking, btw - while Pop poops. 
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you're one of nature's noblemen, MoCS ... don't smoke the ol' man's TP, ya hear?

 
otb_lifer said:
a run of Chicago on the juke ... fella plunking the coin said it's in honor of this cat's birthday- i remember linking that clip previously in one of the 63,000,000,000 music threads up on this bored.

see, ya ain't gonna get that kinda action once the kidz come out
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I am indeed a former veteran day drinker. You are right about amateur hour. You're also right that if you catch a cool group, you generally can ride an awesome streak of classic AOR rock out until about 3-4 PM when they leave for the happy hour/work crew.

SHIFT CHANGE BOYS! No more Chicago.

Love that clip, btw.

 
And - when I walked back inside the facility - there was a jazz band playing while a Marilyn Monroe impersonater danced with my Pop's neighbor (the one who stole Pop's salt shaker). 

My thoughts are coalescing... 

 
Man of Constant Sorrow said:
Thnx much.

And sorry for ####'n in your thread. 
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no worries, kid ... it's been in the terlit since jump  :toilet:

rockaction said:
I am indeed a former veteran day drinker. You are right about amateur hour. You're also right that if you catch a cool group, you generally can ride an awesome streak of classic AOR rock out until about 3-4 PM when they leave for the happy hour/work crew.

SHIFT CHANGE BOYS! No more Chicago.

Love that clip, btw.
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yesh ... only a true old salt of the day drink milieu would nail that so perfrctly ... oh, man ... that SHIFT CHANGE, tho ... like a knock in MoCS nuts. 

Man of Constant Sorrow said:
And - when I walked back inside the facility - there was a jazz band playing while a Marilyn Monroe impersonater danced with my Pop's neighbor (the one who stole Pop's salt shaker). 

My thoughts are coalescing... 
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ferchrissakes, thanks for having a better party than i am ... wonder how long it would take me to hop a bug and visit you n' Slappy n' Pappy 🤔

 
otb_lifer said:
we need a trifecta of the "Voice in Head" thread - we can do this!
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I had one of those moments a couple weekends ago. It was a lazy Saturday afternoon, wife wasn't feeling great and was going for a nap.

Angel on one shoulder immediately said, "NV, you should go to the home gym and lift some weights and maybe do a run", Devil on the other shoulder said, "or you could go for a beer at the pub". I decided to "let fate decide" by just sending a couple messages out to see who was around and wouldn't you know it, one of my buddies just happened to already be at the pub (because he's in charge of the beer ordering for it and three other places and is almost always there...), so the devil and some afternoon pints won out. 

As for today, there's a group that meet every Friday at 4 for end of work drinks, so not quite day drinking but also not not day drinking..

 
Northern Voice said:
I had one of those moments a couple weekends ago. It was a lazy Saturday afternoon, wife wasn't feeling great and was going for a nap.

Angel on one shoulder immediately said, "NV, you should go to the home gym and lift some weights and maybe do a run", Devil on the other shoulder said, "or you could go for a beer at the pub". I decided to "let fate decide" by just sending a couple messages out to see who was around and wouldn't you know it, one of my buddies just happened to already be at the pub (because he's in charge of the beer ordering for it and three other places and is almost always there...), so the devil and some afternoon pints won out. 

As for today, there's a group that meet every Friday at 4 for end of work drinks, so not quite day drinking but also not not day drinking..
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i always dig leaving it up to fate - or the lap of the Godz - as it were. 

3 clients bagged on me today, my whole afternoon free (actually, free 'til 9 tonight, as gf and daughter have dance in Brooklyn) ... was seriously contemplating a productive afternoon of painting my 3rd floor bathroom, but - ran into an old flame on Queens Blvd ... she told me her daughter-in-law was behind the sticks at a jernt on Lefferts ... so, off i went - it was definitely the excuse i needed ... got all day tomorrow to paint the girls "powder room"  

and 4 oclock at this juncture does qualify ... though the herd will be nudgin' up to them troughs wit ya soon enuff. 

:banned: to you!

 
Ilov80s said:
These beers will be good because they are union beers. See you after my union meetup.
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awesome ... is it local? (yeah, horrible pun)  :lol:

just sidled up in a new jernt as i worm closer to the RR ... semi ok broad up in here, seats open on either side of her ... i decided to sit TWO over, as not to crowd or seem as if on the make.

she gets her botox ### up, and slides down to the end of the bar ... haha - foooook that. 

after recon, barkeep told me that she found me "swarthy" - that i was too "nicely dressed" to fit my face (scar) /hair (slick)

:lmao:

she reeks of the ol' Jean Naté ilk of fragrance ... anyone remember buying that #### for their third grade teacher in the ####in' 70s?

:lmao:

 
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Man of Constant Sorrow said:
Please, come as soon as possible. 

Pop missed all the fun sitting on the John. Party pooper. 
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MoCS ... you will someday snap some beeeyoootiful pics of otb wowing the Kentucky folk.  #### will happen. mark my ####in' words.  you are gifted, ya Slappy mutha fu#### .  

and, serious #### (pun not intended), best to your father  :thumbup:

Man of Constant Sorrow said:
So, you paint houses? 
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anytime, poppa ... ask RA 

AND NO CGI!  :clap:

nirad3 said:
I will be having 3:30pm beers as well.... pacific time that is.  Only about 2 hours to go.

Won't be posting here though.... enjoy your day internet friends!  :)   
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would love to hear from some left coast spillers  :banned: are you "too good" for this ####in thread? 🖤

 
otb_lifer said:
MoCS ... you will someday snap some beeeyoootiful pics of otb wowing the Kentucky folk.  #### will happen. mark my ####in' words.  you are gifted, ya Slappy mutha fu#### .  
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I may be gifted, but "beeeyoootiful" of you, is beyond my ability. Sorry pal. 

... just kidding, all... Otb is a 🍑

On the rest... :hifive: . I know you can Wow us! Slappy says "wow" bout you all the time. 

otb_lifer said:
and, serious #### (pun not intended), best to your father  :thumbup:
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Thnx man. 👍

Finally, my internal narrative just nagged me into adding a little "Irish" to my coffee. 🍸+ ☕

 
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