Dear Kevn Correia (1 Viewer)

[General Malaise]

So it's 8:45pm and I just walked in the door after listening to you puke all over yourself up on the bump tonight in a game your team had in the bag, handedly, before you took the mound and managed to just crap all over yourself. And I've decided that after this latest outbreak of diamond disease you manage to bring with the regularity of a prune eater, I'm going to spend the rest of my night shopping for your baseball cards on Ebay. And Kevin, I've never even been on Ebay before. But I plan to learn tonight. And I also plan to spend all the money I have in my bank account, my kids' piggy banks and the cushions of my sofas to snatch up all your cards so I can then put them in a pile...

AND ####### POOP AND PISS ALL OVER THEM, YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF TURD DROPPINGS!!!!

A base clearing double to Yori Torrealba, huh? Yori freaking Torrealba. Brad Lidge thinks that's funny, sperm breath. And that followed an incredible bases loaded walk to drive in run number 1. How the hell do you have a job, Kevin? Oh, I know. It's the Giant's bull pen. They called me for an audition, but I actually know where the ####### strike zone is, jizz gobbler.

Go back to sacking groceries, Kevin. But refund my $29.50 first, you #### thrower. What a crock.

 

[Capella]

btw, meant to get back to ya on that trade. it needs to be sanchez?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just watched this, and the ball that Yorbit hit was right in the glove of Todd Linden and he dropped it.

How this wasn't ruled an error is beyond me. Linden was still running at full speed when he got to it, but it's a play that any major leader should make.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just watched this, and the ball that Yorbit hit was right in the glove of Todd Linden and he dropped it.How this wasn't ruled an error is beyond me. Linden was still running at full speed when he got to it, but it's a play that any major leader should make.

I disagree. That would have been a very nice catch had he made it. Definitely a borderline call scoring-wise, but I would have given it a hit toh and "jizz gobbler?"

 

[General Malaise]

btw, meant to get back to ya on that trade. it needs to be sanchez?

Let me take a look. I think we added some MI depth on the wire, but hell if i really no. Alex Gordon can blow me.Also, we might actually need Wickman with the SFO bullpen killing any chance Benitez might ever get.

 

[General Malaise]

Dear Todd Jones -

See Kevin Correia above.

Love,

GM