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Debauchery in the Dominican (1 Viewer)

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My company had their annual rewards trip this past weekend and this year they chose the Dominican Republic (Punta Cana) instead of going with their standard Mexican trip.  We arrived on Thursday and that night they had a party set up for the company on the beach with a big stage.  Between employees and significant others there was well over a 1000 people and some of the Executives kept hinting at a big surprise.  Around 9pm the President gets on stage and introduces the Gin Blossoms.  The response to them was a tad underwhelming as a lot of people were spread out along the beach far from the stage having some food or lost in conversation with others.  The lead singer made some attempts to increase interest and it fell pretty flat.  I learned the next day that they had also played earlier in the week for another division of our company and people were very ho-hum about them that night as well.  Apparently this upset the Gin Blossoms and assurances were made that people would be really into them the night I saw them.  After about 4-5 songs the lead singer starts talking about the sex toy shop at the resort and how he had bought a few items and had spent the last couple of days in his hotel suite shoving them up his ###.  It was all very reminicent of the Kid Rock episode of Silicon Valley.  It was the highlight of the show for me and set the stage for what was to come.

We were staying at an adults-only all-inclusive place and it had several large pool areas and a huge beach area.  Lot of of European topless action both at the beach and the pool over the next couple of days which was great and interesting considering this was a work sponsored function.  On Sunday me and my wife decided after two days of being down at the ocean we would spend the day at the pool.  We picked a spot in the main pool but one that shot off a little from the main area with the floating bar and blaring music.  We quickly notice two South American women and one dark skinned male with giant hair that were about 10-15 feet away from us on the steps leading out of the pool.  One of the ladies had her top off laying on a float (both women were loud and a bit thick) while her female friend took turns playing with her hair and kissing her lips and breasts.  The guy was rubbing his hands up and down her legs.  The girls kept yelling out Ya Ya. The guy ends up taking off after a little while and the girls are both on the float making out and rubbing their hands all over each other.  After about 20 minutes of various girl on girl action two different dark skinned men (both too dark to be Arizona Ron) come and sit down near them.  It seems like they might have met previously but we got the impression at best they knew each other for a matter of hours.  One of the guys starts yelling for the topless girl to get her tata tatas over her.  He then started yelling for her to get her ####### over here.  My wife wanted to start exploring other areas of the pool despite the entertainment so I ended up heading to our room to lock a few things (phone, money, etc.) in the safe while we floated around the larger pool area.  I walk back and my wife has a strange look on her face, as I get closer I see why.  The two guys had joined the two girls and were coupled off in the pool.  The topless girl was riding one of the guys and they were full on going at it in the pool.  The other couple is going at it pretty heavily but not banging.  Other guests were walking by constantly and catching a look as well as the Dominican waitstaff.  My wife speaks Spanish and asked one of the workers if this sort of thing happens a lot, he smiled and looked at them and back at us before saying "All the time"

 
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Saw Gin Blossoms at a local italian festival (think glorified county fair). They sounded like ####. It's funny that they're getting butthurt about not getting a hero's welcome... they're coming up on the 3 hour mark of their 15 minutes. :lol:   

 
Saw Gin Blossoms at a local italian festival (think glorified county fair). They sounded like ####. It's funny that they're getting butthurt about not getting a hero's welcome... they're coming up on the 3 hour mark of their 15 minutes. :lol:   
Yeah, I would have been requesting "Mr. Jones" the whole night. 

 
Did you guys have a chance to Google or otherwise research the hotel they were sending you to beforehand, or was this a surprise? Did other co-workers mention it if they looked into it in advance?

At any rate, I have so many questions. Did the company know this was an adults only locale? If so, did other co-workers get in on this where you all have dirt on each other now or the subset that "went with the flow" while everyone else filled out notebooks? Is swinging encouraged back at the home office? Are you guys a big/small company, publicly traded? No specifics, generalities works fine. This is just random and off the map to me, so I am in :popcorn: mode.

 
Did you guys have a chance to Google or otherwise research the hotel they were sending you to beforehand, or was this a surprise? Did other co-workers mention it if they looked into it in advance?

At any rate, I have so many questions. Did the company know this was an adults only locale? If so, did other co-workers get in on this where you all have dirt on each other now or the subset that "went with the flow" while everyone else filled out notebooks? Is swinging encouraged back at the home office? Are you guys a big/small company, publicly traded? No specifics, generalities works fine. This is just random and off the map to me, so I am in :popcorn: mode.
I had been on the resorts website and it was definitely known as an adults only locale but not sure why that is significant as every year that is consistent.  Who wants to be a resort with kids?  There was mention of the beach being top optional on the website which a lot of us joked around about ahead of time, it was our understanding the pool area was not supposed to be the same.  My company is a large interational organization but this was just those in the US but that still runs into the multi-billions.  While we had a large % of the resort, there were several non-company folks staying there and the folks in the pool and I would have to assume all of the other topless girls we saw were not affliated with our company.

 
I had been on the resorts website and it was definitely known as an adults only locale but not sure why that is significant as every year that is consistent.  Who wants to be a resort with kids?  There was mention of the beach being top optional on the website which a lot of us joked around about ahead of time, it was our understanding the pool area was not supposed to be the same.  My company is a large interational organization but this was just those in the US but that still runs into the multi-billions.  While we had a large % of the resort, there were several non-company folks staying there and the folks in the pool and I would have to assume all of the other topless girls we saw were not affliated with our company.
I'm just trying to paint a picture based on the setup. The GB's on stage describing the sex toys in the gift shop sort of paints the picture to me of, "You are at this resort to swing/f&#@*, and we encourage everyone to do so." Because that makes the story way more interesting being a company function. Big multi makes it even better, I work for one too and they are extremely conservative with trips for the sales reps. Generally something posh and conservative in FL, AZ, or southern CA from what I've heard. Thanks for the details, this is the background I was looking for as the comments come in.

 
I had been on the resorts website and it was definitely known as an adults only locale but not sure why that is significant as every year that is consistent.  Who wants to be a resort with kids?  There was mention of the beach being top optional on the website which a lot of us joked around about ahead of time, it was our understanding the pool area was not supposed to be the same.  My company is a large interational organization but this was just those in the US but that still runs into the multi-billions.  While we had a large % of the resort, there were several non-company folks staying there and the folks in the pool and I would have to assume all of the other topless girls we saw were not affliated with our company.
Uh, people with kids?

 
My company had their annual rewards trip this past weekend and this year they chose the Dominican Republic (Punta Cana) instead of going with their standard Mexican trip.  We arrived on Thursday and that night they had a party set up for the company on the beach with a big stage.  Between employees and significant others there was well over a 1000 people and some of the Executives kept hinting at a big surprise.  Around 9pm the President gets on stage and introduces the Gin Blossoms.  The response to them was a tad underwhelming as a lot of people were spread out along the beach far from the stage having some food or lost in conversation with others.  The lead singer made some attempts to increase interest and it fell pretty flat.  I learned the next day that they had also played earlier in the week for another division of our company and people were very ho-hum about them that night as well.  Apparently this upset the Gin Blossoms and assurances were made that people would be really into them the night I saw them.  After about 4-5 songs the lead singer starts talking about the sex toy shop at the resort and how he had bought a few items and had spent the last couple of days in his hotel suite shoving them up his ###.  It was all very reminicent of the Kid Rock episode of Silicon Valley.  It was the highlight of the show for me and set the stage for what was to come.

We were staying at an adults-only all-inclusive place and it had several large pool areas and a huge beach area.  Lot of of European topless action both at the beach and the pool over the next couple of days which was great and interesting considering this was a work sponsored function.  On Sunday me and my wife decided after two days of being down at the ocean we would spend the day at the pool.  We picked a spot in the main pool but one that shot off a little from the main area with the floating bar and blaring music.  We quickly notice two South American women and one dark skinned male with giant hair that were about 10-15 feet away from us on the steps leading out of the pool.  One of the ladies had her top off laying on a float (both women were loud and a bit thick) while her female friend took turns playing with her hair and kissing her lips and breasts.  The guy was rubbing his hands up and down her legs.  The girls kept yelling out Ya Ya. The guy ends up taking off after a little while and the girls are both on the float making out and rubbing their hands all over each other.  After about 20 minutes of various girl on girl action two different dark skinned men (both too dark to be Arizona Ron) come and sit down near them.  It seems like they might have met previously but we got the impression at best they knew each other for a matter of hours.  One of the guys starts yelling for the topless girl to get her tata tatas over her.  He then started yelling for her to get her ####### over here.  My wife wanted to start exploring other areas of the pool despite the entertainment so I ended up heading to our room to lock a few things (phone, money, etc.) in the safe while we floated around the larger pool area.  I walk back and my wife has a strange look on her face, as I get closer I see why.  The two guys had joined the two girls and were coupled off in the pool.  The topless girl was riding one of the guys and they were full on going at it in the pool.  The other couple is going at it pretty heavily but not banging.  Other guests were walking by constantly and catching a look as well as the Dominican waitstaff.  My wife speaks Spanish and asked one of the workers if this sort of thing happens a lot, he smiled and looked at them and back at us before saying "All the time"
You left out the part where you hit up the sex toy shop on the way.

 
I want to hear more about the singer shoving toys up his rear then I do about some random people banging in a pool. 

Does that make me weird?

 
It was a very strange trip, they had a White Party on Saturday night with a DJ and these Dominican dancers with like 6 foot ponytails.  My wife was wasted and telling some of my co-workers that we were going to have a threesome with one of the dancers. 

 
Saw Gin Blossoms at a local italian festival (think glorified county fair). They sounded like ####. It's funny that they're getting butthurt about not getting a hero's welcome... they're coming up on the 3 hour mark of their 15 minutes. :lol:   
:goodposting:

I live in a town of about 10K and they played at our crappy little summer festival in 2003. You'd think they'd be used to being irrelevant by now.

That said, Hey Jealousy's still a great song.

 
My company had their annual rewards trip this past weekend and this year they chose the Dominican Republic (Punta Cana) instead of going with their standard Mexican trip.  We arrived on Thursday and that night they had a party set up for the company on the beach with a big stage.  Between employees and significant others there was well over a 1000 people and some of the Executives kept hinting at a big surprise.  Around 9pm the President gets on stage and introduces the Gin Blossoms.  The response to them was a tad underwhelming as a lot of people were spread out along the beach far from the stage having some food or lost in conversation with others.  The lead singer made some attempts to increase interest and it fell pretty flat.  I learned the next day that they had also played earlier in the week for another division of our company and people were very ho-hum about them that night as well.  Apparently this upset the Gin Blossoms and assurances were made that people would be really into them the night I saw them.  After about 4-5 songs the lead singer starts talking about the sex toy shop at the resort and how he had bought a few items and had spent the last couple of days in his hotel suite shoving them up his ###.  It was all very reminicent of the Kid Rock episode of Silicon Valley.  It was the highlight of the show for me and set the stage for what was to come.

We were staying at an adults-only all-inclusive place and it had several large pool areas and a huge beach area.  Lot of of European topless action both at the beach and the pool over the next couple of days which was great and interesting considering this was a work sponsored function.  On Sunday me and my wife decided after two days of being down at the ocean we would spend the day at the pool.  We picked a spot in the main pool but one that shot off a little from the main area with the floating bar and blaring music.  We quickly notice two South American women and one dark skinned male with giant hair that were about 10-15 feet away from us on the steps leading out of the pool.  One of the ladies had her top off laying on a float (both women were loud and a bit thick) while her female friend took turns playing with her hair and kissing her lips and breasts.  The guy was rubbing his hands up and down her legs.  The girls kept yelling out Ya Ya. The guy ends up taking off after a little while and the girls are both on the float making out and rubbing their hands all over each other.  After about 20 minutes of various girl on girl action two different dark skinned men (both too dark to be Arizona Ron) come and sit down near them.  It seems like they might have met previously but we got the impression at best they knew each other for a matter of hours.  One of the guys starts yelling for the topless girl to get her tata tatas over her.  He then started yelling for her to get her ####### over here.  My wife wanted to start exploring other areas of the pool despite the entertainment so I ended up heading to our room to lock a few things (phone, money, etc.) in the safe while we floated around the larger pool area.  I walk back and my wife has a strange look on her face, as I get closer I see why.  The two guys had joined the two girls and were coupled off in the pool.  The topless girl was riding one of the guys and they were full on going at it in the pool.  The other couple is going at it pretty heavily but not banging.  Other guests were walking by constantly and catching a look as well as the Dominican waitstaff.  My wife speaks Spanish and asked one of the workers if this sort of thing happens a lot, he smiled and looked at them and back at us before saying "All the time"
It's likely they're just jealous and jaded

 

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