Decision Confirmed: University of South Florida (2 Viewers)

[TobiasFunke]

It seems to me that Dunk City is the obvious choice for a man with Eminence's elite athleticism and basketball-related aspirations.

 

[StrikeS2k]

Go to FAU or FGCU. Those schools are more your speed.

He seems more like a University of Phoenix type.

I was thinking DeVry or ITT Tech.

This is awesome. You guys are gonna get sued by Em for suggesting he's only worthy of those crap schools, and then sued by those schools for suggesting their admisstion standards are so low.

 

[joffer]

I smell a hard delete coming soon.

not before poptart weighs in

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

2 years plus 4 more or did the 2 reduce the amount of classes you'll need for undergrad?

It should be 1.5 - 2 years in. It depends on how the school accepts it. I'm transferring the degree, not the specific classes.

you can't be serious right? You know that college degrees require a specific set of classes within the curriculum? Nobody is this stupid right?

Dude, don't talk to me. You're talking stupid and you're going to get hit.I talked to someone at my College yesterday.

Kitten has claws.

Nobody is going to come in here and tell me I'm stupid from behind their little computer screen.

You're stupid and my monitors are large.

You know who's stupid? You're stupid. Stupid.

 

[Peyton Marino]

It seems to me that Dunk City is the obvious choice for a man with Eminence's elite athleticism and basketball-related aspirations.

My Link.

 

[sbonomo]

2 years plus 4 more or did the 2 reduce the amount of classes you'll need for undergrad?

It should be 1.5 - 2 years in. It depends on how the school accepts it. I'm transferring the degree, not the specific classes.

you can't be serious right? You know that college degrees require a specific set of classes within the curriculum? Nobody is this stupid right?

Dude, don't talk to me. You're talking stupid and you're going to get hit.I talked to someone at my College yesterday.

Time and place, i will send you a plane ticket and even buy you a beer after.....Did your college tell you that there are a set of pre requisites that apply to every degree such as basic writing, math, liberal arts, etc? This has nothing to do with your perceived degree. Now an actual degree will have required classes that focus on the "major". If you have not figured this out yet stop wasting your money. No accredited university transfers an "associate degree". Maybe try UOP?

 

[StrikeS2k]

HARD DELETE!!!!

 

[sbonomo]

HARDER DELETE!

 

[TobiasFunke]

It seems to me that Dunk City is the obvious choice for a man with Eminence's elite athleticism and basketball-related aspirations.

My Link.

 

[DocHolliday]

2 years plus 4 more or did the 2 reduce the amount of classes you'll need for undergrad?

It should be 1.5 - 2 years in. It depends on how the school accepts it. I'm transferring the degree, not the specific classes.

you can't be serious right? You know that college degrees require a specific set of classes within the curriculum? Nobody is this stupid right?

Dude, don't talk to me. You're talking stupid and you're going to get hit.I talked to someone at my College yesterday.

Time and place, i will send you a plane ticket and even buy you a beer after.....Did your college tell you that there are a set of pre requisites that apply to every degree such as basic writing, math, liberal arts, etc? This has nothing to do with your perceived degree. Now an actual degree will have required classes that focus on the "major". If you have not figured this out yet stop wasting your money. No accredited university transfers an "associate degree". Maybe try UOP?

I graduated a long time ago. If the bolded is true, Em needs a plan B.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Oh, you naughty little thread. You're a naughty little thread, aren't you? Yes you are. Oh, I'm gonna delete you so hard.

 

[StrikeS2k]

2 years plus 4 more or did the 2 reduce the amount of classes you'll need for undergrad?

It should be 1.5 - 2 years in. It depends on how the school accepts it. I'm transferring the degree, not the specific classes.

you can't be serious right? You know that college degrees require a specific set of classes within the curriculum? Nobody is this stupid right?

Dude, don't talk to me. You're talking stupid and you're going to get hit.I talked to someone at my College yesterday.

Time and place, i will send you a plane ticket and even buy you a beer after.....Did your college tell you that there are a set of pre requisites that apply to every degree such as basic writing, math, liberal arts, etc? This has nothing to do with your perceived degree. Now an actual degree will have required classes that focus on the "major". If you have not figured this out yet stop wasting your money. No accredited university transfers an "associate degree". Maybe try UOP?

Ok, in California the junior college system is very closely tied to the two University system the state offers. If you get an associates from a JC there, while the degree itself may not transfer, pretty much all the classes will, with some exceptions like vocational classes. There's nothing wrong with going to a JC before a four year university. It can be very cost effective. None of this applies to Em of course, since he's not really in college.

 

[ffjunk]

FGCU - you mentioned the dorms. If you plan on living there the cost goes up to about 38K.

 

[bushdocda]

I once took a Chem lab that I was told would transfer in only to find out it wouldn't.

That sucked.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

FGCU - you mentioned the dorms. If you plan on living there the cost goes up to about 38K.

Don't worry...scholarships will cover it.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Amazing that your college (that you are paying now) would tell you to take more classes there before transferring. "oh yeah, sure...these will transfer".

What do they have to lose? They know you are leaving eventually...they will say whatever they can to get your tuition for as long as possible.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Amazing that your college (that you are paying now) would tell you to take more classes there before transferring. "oh yeah, sure...these will transfer".

What do they have to lose? They know you are leaving eventually...they will say whatever they can to get your tuition for as long as possible.

Don't get hit dude.

 

[StrikeS2k]

I once took a Chem lab that I was told would transfer in only to find out it wouldn't.

That sucked.

I passed an AP test in high school but was told during admissions that it wasn't accepted, only to find out halfway through my first semester that it actually was and I got 3 units credit. Of course, by this time I was halfway through the course that it gave me credit for and ended up finishing it to get an actual letter grade.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Amazing that your college (that you are paying now) would tell you to take more classes there before transferring. "oh yeah, sure...these will transfer".

What do they have to lose? They know you are leaving eventually...they will say whatever they can to get your tuition for as long as possible.

Don't get hit dude.

Sig worthy.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Amazing that your college (that you are paying now) would tell you to take more classes there before transferring. "oh yeah, sure...these will transfer".

What do they have to lose? They know you are leaving eventually...they will say whatever they can to get your tuition for as long as possible.

Don't get hit dude.

yeah I need to spit the bait quickly

 

[matuski]

 

[TheWalkmen]

I'd do everything in my power to stay in Bourbonnais.

 

[Eminence]

UPDATE:

I'm going to e-mail the admissions offices of these schools tomorrow (I'm off work) with the listing of all the classes required for the Associates I am about to complete.

It will be interesting to see who accepts what. I chose my current college because it was the cheapest accreddited university in the United States.

But I will definitely get back to you guys.

Thank you for helping me out with 'The Decision'.

 

[Nugget]

What school do you currently attend?

 

[Apple Jack]

Grambling down?

:bisonpride:

 

[Eminence]

What school do you currently attend?

Baker College.

 

[Eminence]

FGCU - you mentioned the dorms. If you plan on living there the cost goes up to about 38K.

$38,000?!?!

I could buy a car, a speedboat, and and place a down payment on a house for that price.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I'd say USF or FAU.

Don't go to ILL if you can be in FLA and if you're parents are moving there, and if you live with them you can probably get in-state tuition after a short while, sounds golden. Also it sounds like you could use a change of scenery. Good luck.

 

[Capella]

FGCU - you mentioned the dorms. If you plan on living there the cost goes up to about 38K.

$38,000?!?!I could buy a car, a speedboat, and and place a down payment on a house for that price.

Yea but then you won't have a degree from the 176th best public university in the United States.

 

[thayman]

2 years plus 4 more or did the 2 reduce the amount of classes you'll need for undergrad?

It should be 1.5 - 2 years in. It depends on how the school accepts it. I'm transferring the degree, not the specific classes.

you can't be serious right? You know that college degrees require a specific set of classes within the curriculum? Nobody is this stupid right?

Dude, don't talk to me. You're talking stupid and you're going to get hit.I talked to someone at my College yesterday.

Most posters get a Timeout or Ban for threatening physical violence. We should all act more like Eminence, lawsuits, suicide threats and ### kicking for everyone who disagrees!!!

 

[Nugget]

I think he is a bit freaked out that potentially his coursework won't transfer to his preferred college. The idea of being a 4th year freshman is scary.

 

[TheIronSheik]

What about Stanford? Or Pepperdine? I mean, as long as we're dreaming, dream big, right?

 

[DocHolliday]

I'd say USF or FAU.

Don't go to ILL if you can be in FLA and if you're parents are moving there, and if you live with them you can probably get in-state tuition after a short while, sounds golden. Also it sounds like you could use a change of scenery. Good luck.

Actually, solid advice for Em from SID.

 

[Scoresman]

wneuinence my advice to you to is to get really ####### deunk its relay great and meake s you deel rpettuy good
go to college too some dya6

 

[Dan Lambskin]

[#10127] You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Nugget]

Priority deadlines for financial aid are normally over the next 6-8 weeks. Are you trying to attend university this fall or next?

 

[cstu]

If you can get in, U of F.

 

[Capella]

If you can get in, U of F.

He can't get in there. Come on.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If you can get in, U of F.

Just UF. And admission is... doubtful.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I get the dude unbanned and he never comes around anymore. WTF?

 

[Eminence]

I get the dude unbanned and he never comes around anymore. WTF?

I got the new scoop. Apparently my degree isn't an "Associates in Accounting". It's an Associates in Business with a concentration in Accounting.

 

[Eminence]

Priority deadlines for financial aid are normally over the next 6-8 weeks. Are you trying to attend university this fall or next?

This fall. I'm putting myself on the same timeframe of the little kiddies coming out of High School. I'm certain I'll be able to shoehorn myself somewhere in time.

 

[Eminence]

Sent this e-mail to all the school's listed in this post:

"Hello there,
My name is #### ########## and I am contacting you because I am interested in absorbing as much information as possible for transferring to your school this upcoming Fall.

I am about to acquire an Associates in Business with a concentration in Accounting from Baker College in Flint, Michigan. I have a few questions for you.

Question 1, does this University accept credits from Baker College? Below are the classes I've completed for this degree.

Computerized Accounting - 4
Accounting Concepts - 4
Payroll Accounting - 4
Intermediate Accounting - 4
Individual Taxation - 4
Elect Spreadsheets - 2
Professional Career Strategies - 1
Cost Accounting - 4

Fundamentals of Accounting - 4
Fundamentals of Accounting II - 4
Macroeconomics - 4
Microeconomics - 4
Personal Finance - 4
Business Law - 4
Intro to Business - 4
Principles of Marketing - 4

Composition I - 4
Composition II - 4
Word Processing - 2
Intro to DB App - 2
Microsoft Powerpoint - 2
Technology and Society - 2
Clg Mth I / Rsng & Appl - 4
Oral Communication - 4
Workplace Comm - 4

Pyschology - 4


95 Credit Hours

Question 2, are there any deadlines that I should know about that would effect my enrollment in your University for the Fall Semester in 2015?

Question 3, my GPA is about 3.0, would this qualify me for any merit based scholarship? What other scholarships are available and what are the deadlines for them?


Thank you for your time."

 

[TheAristocrat]

95 Credit Hours

times two million and why am I still buying this is someone real?

 

[TheAristocrat]

I hate you guys and buying into the idea Em was real.

 

[sbonomo]

Sent this e-mail to all the school's listed in this post:

"Hello there,

My name is #### ########## and I am contacting you because I am interested in absorbing as much information as possible for transferring to your school this upcoming Fall.

I am about to acquire an Associates in Business with a concentration in Accounting from Baker College in Flint, Michigan. I have a few questions for you.

Question 1, does this University accept credits from Baker College? Below are the classes I've completed for this degree.

Computerized Accounting - 4

Accounting Concepts - 4

Payroll Accounting - 4

Intermediate Accounting - 4

Individual Taxation - 4

Elect Spreadsheets - 2

Professional Career Strategies - 1

Cost Accounting - 4

Fundamentals of Accounting - 4

Fundamentals of Accounting II - 4

Macroeconomics - 4

Microeconomics - 4

Personal Finance - 4

Business Law - 4

Intro to Business - 4

Principles of Marketing - 4

Composition I - 4

Composition II - 4

Word Processing - 2

Intro to DB App - 2

Microsoft Powerpoint - 2

Technology and Society - 2

Clg Mth I / Rsng & Appl - 4

Oral Communication - 4

Workplace Comm - 4

Pyschology - 4

95 Credit Hours

Question 2, are there any deadlines that I should know about that would effect my enrollment in your University for the Fall Semester in 2015?

Question 3, my GPA is about 3.0, would this qualify me for any merit based scholarship? What other scholarships are available and what are the deadlines for them?

Thank you for your time."

3.0 and you are asking for a merit based scholarship ? You have to be kidding....any idea if yoru juco is accredited? You may actually have 5-10 classes that will transfer. You will at least start as a sophmore or so...

 

[The Kerminator]

Sent this e-mail to all the school's listed in this post:

"Hello there,
My name is #### ########## and I am contacting you because I am interested in absorbing as much information as possible for transferring to your school this upcoming Fall.
I am about to acquire an Associates in Business with a concentration in Accounting from Baker College in Flint, Michigan. I have a few questions for you.
Question 1, does this University accept credits from Baker College? Below are the classes I've completed for this degree.Computerized Accounting - 4

Accounting Concepts - 4

Payroll Accounting - 4

Intermediate Accounting - 4

Individual Taxation - 4

Elect Spreadsheets - 2

Professional Career Strategies - 1

Cost Accounting - 4

Fundamentals of Accounting - 4

Fundamentals of Accounting II - 4

Macroeconomics - 4

Microeconomics - 4

Personal Finance - 4

Business Law - 4

Intro to Business - 4

Principles of Marketing - 4

Composition I - 4

Composition II - 4

Word Processing - 2

Intro to DB App - 2

Microsoft Powerpoint - 2

Technology and Society - 2

Clg Mth I / Rsng & Appl - 4

Oral Communication - 4

Workplace Comm - 4

Pyschology - 4

95 Credit Hours

Question 2, are there any deadlines that I should know about that would effect my enrollment in your University for the Fall Semester in 2015?
Question 3, my GPA is about 3.0, would this qualify me for any merit based scholarship? What other scholarships are available and what are the deadlines for them?
Thank you for your time."

Don't quit your day job

 

[SacramentoBob]

This thread is making me regret the likes I used earlier.

 

[Eminence]

You can laugh all you want but I was on the Dean's list last Quarter. In fact, I actually get a discount on my insurance because of it.

http://www.statefarm.com

 

[Eminence]

Sent this e-mail to all the school's listed in this post:

"Hello there,

My name is #### ########## and I am contacting you because I am interested in absorbing as much information as possible for transferring to your school this upcoming Fall.

I am about to acquire an Associates in Business with a concentration in Accounting from Baker College in Flint, Michigan. I have a few questions for you.

Question 1, does this University accept credits from Baker College? Below are the classes I've completed for this degree.

Computerized Accounting - 4

Accounting Concepts - 4

Payroll Accounting - 4

Intermediate Accounting - 4

Individual Taxation - 4

Elect Spreadsheets - 2

Professional Career Strategies - 1

Cost Accounting - 4

Fundamentals of Accounting - 4

Fundamentals of Accounting II - 4

Macroeconomics - 4

Microeconomics - 4

Personal Finance - 4

Business Law - 4

Intro to Business - 4

Principles of Marketing - 4

Composition I - 4

Composition II - 4

Word Processing - 2

Intro to DB App - 2

Microsoft Powerpoint - 2

Technology and Society - 2

Clg Mth I / Rsng & Appl - 4

Oral Communication - 4

Workplace Comm - 4

Pyschology - 4

95 Credit Hours

Question 2, are there any deadlines that I should know about that would effect my enrollment in your University for the Fall Semester in 2015?

Question 3, my GPA is about 3.0, would this qualify me for any merit based scholarship? What other scholarships are available and what are the deadlines for them?

Thank you for your time."

3.0 and you are asking for a merit based scholarship ? You have to be kidding....any idea if yoru juco is accredited? You may actually have 5-10 classes that will transfer. You will at least start as a sophmore or so...

It's accredited. It actually doesn't have a terrible reputation in Michigan. Their known as a career skills school. People from Michigan know what Baker is when I mention it. It's been around since 1918.