Decision Confirmed: University of South Florida (2 Viewers)

[jon_mx]

The government gave you unemployment??

I'm joining those guys in Oregon.

He gets it unless the employer tries to refute the claim. Seems like Em is in luck for now. Usually the employer has about 30 days to refute.

Don't ruin my joke with facts.

Sprinkles are for winners.

 

[apalmer]

Great news, I went on a 4-0 ripper gambling and made some money winning at fantasy football. I'm sitting on a small surplus with my tax return money expected within the first week of February. I'm hoping for a $3,000+ return.

I'm going to pay my father back for my car and then gear up for the big journey.

Gonna be a great year dudes.

Are you enrolled? How many classes are you taking? Do you have housing lined up? What about a job? Or are you just packing all your stuff into a car and driving to Florida with no real gameplan other than hitting the beach and hoping you nail some hot drunk chicks?

I am working at Walgreens and they've agreed to a bridge of service, which legally means they acknowledge that I've worked there 3 years. I can snap my fingers and get transferred to a Walgreens in Florida, probably slide back into a shift lead role if I really wanted.

I got unemployment! Money showed up on my card today. We're cruising dudes!!!

Great news--Em won't have to worry about where to live. The government will be furnishing him with a place to live and 3 meals a day once they catch on to the unemployment comp fraud.

 

[DocHolliday]

Great news, I went on a 4-0 ripper gambling and made some money winning at fantasy football. I'm sitting on a small surplus with my tax return money expected within the first week of February. I'm hoping for a $3,000+ return.

I'm going to pay my father back for my car and then gear up for the big journey.

Gonna be a great year dudes.

Are you enrolled? How many classes are you taking? Do you have housing lined up? What about a job? Or are you just packing all your stuff into a car and driving to Florida with no real gameplan other than hitting the beach and hoping you nail some hot drunk chicks?

I am working at Walgreens and they've agreed to a bridge of service, which legally means they acknowledge that I've worked there 3 years. I can snap my fingers and get transferred to a Walgreens in Florida, probably slide back into a shift lead role if I really wanted.

I got unemployment! Money showed up on my card today. We're cruising dudes!!!

Great news--Em won't have to worry about where to live. The government will be furnishing him with a place to live and 3 meals a day once they catch on to the unemployment comp fraud.

He is not going to get arrested for unemployment fraud. It is up to employer to manage that. If they do not try to stop it, it is their mistake. Everyone that gets terminated from my company files for unemployment no matter the reason that they were termed.

 

[AnonymousBob]

Eminence - have you considered meth?

 

[jon_mx]

Great news, I went on a 4-0 ripper gambling and made some money winning at fantasy football. I'm sitting on a small surplus with my tax return money expected within the first week of February. I'm hoping for a $3,000+ return.

I'm going to pay my father back for my car and then gear up for the big journey.

Gonna be a great year dudes.

Are you enrolled? How many classes are you taking? Do you have housing lined up? What about a job? Or are you just packing all your stuff into a car and driving to Florida with no real gameplan other than hitting the beach and hoping you nail some hot drunk chicks?

I am working at Walgreens and they've agreed to a bridge of service, which legally means they acknowledge that I've worked there 3 years. I can snap my fingers and get transferred to a Walgreens in Florida, probably slide back into a shift lead role if I really wanted.

I got unemployment! Money showed up on my card today. We're cruising dudes!!!

Great news--Em won't have to worry about where to live. The government will be furnishing him with a place to live and 3 meals a day once they catch on to the unemployment comp fraud.

He is not going to get arrested for unemployment fraud. It is up to employer to manage that. If they do not try to stop it, it is their mistake. Everyone that gets terminated from my company files for unemployment no matter the reason that they were termed.

He is talking about Em working a job AND collecting unemployment.

 

[JaxBill]

So when do you start class?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Have you considered Tulsa? Seems like you would fit in well there. Quality, cheap housing. Lots of partying.

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22173002_zpid

 

[DocHolliday]

Great news, I went on a 4-0 ripper gambling and made some money winning at fantasy football. I'm sitting on a small surplus with my tax return money expected within the first week of February. I'm hoping for a $3,000+ return.

I'm going to pay my father back for my car and then gear up for the big journey.

Gonna be a great year dudes.

Are you enrolled? How many classes are you taking? Do you have housing lined up? What about a job? Or are you just packing all your stuff into a car and driving to Florida with no real gameplan other than hitting the beach and hoping you nail some hot drunk chicks?

I am working at Walgreens and they've agreed to a bridge of service, which legally means they acknowledge that I've worked there 3 years. I can snap my fingers and get transferred to a Walgreens in Florida, probably slide back into a shift lead role if I really wanted.

I got unemployment! Money showed up on my card today. We're cruising dudes!!!

Great news--Em won't have to worry about where to live. The government will be furnishing him with a place to live and 3 meals a day once they catch on to the unemployment comp fraud.

He is not going to get arrested for unemployment fraud. It is up to employer to manage that. If they do not try to stop it, it is their mistake. Everyone that gets terminated from my company files for unemployment no matter the reason that they were termed.

He is talking about Em working a job AND collecting unemployment.

Wow. I totally missed that. Please disregard my comments. He would be correct.

 

[jon_mx]

Great news, I went on a 4-0 ripper gambling and made some money winning at fantasy football. I'm sitting on a small surplus with my tax return money expected within the first week of February. I'm hoping for a $3,000+ return.

I'm going to pay my father back for my car and then gear up for the big journey.

Gonna be a great year dudes.

Are you enrolled? How many classes are you taking? Do you have housing lined up? What about a job? Or are you just packing all your stuff into a car and driving to Florida with no real gameplan other than hitting the beach and hoping you nail some hot drunk chicks?

I am working at Walgreens and they've agreed to a bridge of service, which legally means they acknowledge that I've worked there 3 years. I can snap my fingers and get transferred to a Walgreens in Florida, probably slide back into a shift lead role if I really wanted.

I got unemployment! Money showed up on my card today. We're cruising dudes!!!

Great news--Em won't have to worry about where to live. The government will be furnishing him with a place to live and 3 meals a day once they catch on to the unemployment comp fraud.

He is not going to get arrested for unemployment fraud. It is up to employer to manage that. If they do not try to stop it, it is their mistake. Everyone that gets terminated from my company files for unemployment no matter the reason that they were termed.

He is talking about Em working a job AND collecting unemployment.

Wow. I totally missed that. Please disregard my comments. He would be correct.

Hard delete!!!!

 

[Eminence]

I would like to assure my fellow constituents that I am not breaking the law and would be never willingly do so.

 

[sbonomo]

How long do you get unemployment for? I always here small business complain about how expensive UE is, guess this is why.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Does your bookie accept your unemployment card?

 

[jon_mx]

I would like to assure my fellow constituents that I am not breaking the law and would be never willingly do so.

Except for the weed smoking, the credit card fraud, the gambling through a bookie, etc......never.

But really, explain how you are working for Walgreens on a December 30 post and excited about your unemployment payment the next week. It sounds like you are planning on continue to collect and have had the Walgreen gig for a bit.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I would like to assure my fellow constituents that I am not breaking the law and would be never willingly do so.

Except for the weed smoking, the credit card fraud, the gambling through a bookie, etc......never.

But really, explain how you are working for Walgreens on a December 30 post and excited about your unemployment payment the next week. It sounds like you are planning on continue to collect and have had the Walgreen gig for a bit.

This IS why we're here.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I would like to assure my fellow constituents that I am not breaking the law and would be never willingly do so.

Except for the weed smoking, the credit card fraud, the gambling through a bookie, etc......never.

But really, explain how you are working for Walgreens on a December 30 post and excited about your unemployment payment the next week. It sounds like you are planning on continue to collect and have had the Walgreen gig for a bit.

When I was on unemployment and finally got my job, I messed up and overlapped ONE day where I worked with trying to collect unemployment for it. They called me up and threatened to prosecute me for fraud. I had to plead with them that it was an honest mistake. I was amazed how on top of it they were.

 

[Peyton Marino]

leave gambling out of this, guys. gambling is cool.

 

[Eminence]

How long do you get unemployment for? I always here small business complain about how expensive UE is, guess this is why.

6.5 months.

 

[Eminence]

Here's the scoop, dudes. If someone has a part-time job and gets fired from their full-time job, they are entitled to benefits. Assuming their earnings stay below 50% of total unemployment benefits.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Em gonna make at least $750k betting the books this year

Don't let the haterz bring you down. Soon you can sit courtside with me bruh

 

[joffer]

It's all coming together

 

[matuski]

I would like to assure my fellow constituents that I am not breaking the law and would be never willingly do so.

You sir, are a liar.

 

[Eminence]

https://vid.me/76Ga

 

[squistion]

https://vid.me/76Ga

"This is where I am supposed to finish my bachelor's degree (holding up the USF Orientation Advertisement showing about 5 AA students among a group of 13, which are predominately white) and besides a few of these people, I am not getting very excited (about)."

I think it is no coincidence that you didn't show your face here.  I wouldn't either and then have to worry about the video going viral on campus after I enrolled and having the African American Student Union looking for me.

 

[Capella]

Best part is the campus he is going to is nowhere near where that picture was taken and probably has a median age of 35. 

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wait, is this still happening? Wasn't this supposed to have already started?

 

[jon_mx]

Wait, is this still happening? Wasn't this supposed to have already started?

This account must have multiple key holders.  

 

[TheAristocrat]

Recipe: Beef Rendang (Rendang Daging) or Spicy Beef Stew with Coconut

Ingredients:

1 1/2 pound boneless beef short ribs (cut into cubes)
5 tablespoons cooking oil
1 cinnamon stick (about 2-inch long)
3 cloves
3 star anise
3 cardamom pods
1 lemongrass (cut into 4-inch length and pounded)
1 cup thick coconut milk
1 cup water
2 teaspoons tamarind pulp (soaked in some warm water for the juice and discard the seeds )
6 kaffir lime leaves (very finely sliced)
6 tablespoons kerisik (toasted coconut)
1 tablespoon sugar/palm sugar or to taste
Salt to taste

Spice Paste:

5 shallots
1 inch galangal
3 lemongrass (white part only)
5 cloves garlic
1 inch ginger
10-12 dried chilies (soaked in warm water and seeded)

Method:

1)Chop the spice paste ingredients and then blend it in a food processor until fine.
2)Heat the oil in a stew pot, add the spice paste, cinnamon, cloves, star anise, and cardamom and stir-fry them until aromatic.
3)Add the beef and the pounded lemongrass and stir for 1 minute.
4)Add the coconut milk, tamarind juice, water, and simmer on medium heat, stirring frequently until the meat is almost cooked.
5)Add the kaffir lime leaves, kerisik (toasted coconut), sugar/palm sugar, stirring to blend well with the meat.
6)Lower the heat to low, cover the lid, and simmer for 1 – 1 1/2 hours or until the meat is really tender and the gravy has dried up.
7)Add salt to taste. If not sweet enough, add more sugar to taste.

Serve immediately with steamed rice and save some for overnight.

 

[JaxBill]

Wait, is this still happening? Wasn't this supposed to have already started?

Has he moved to Florida and started the clock ticking on in-state tuition?

 

[JaxBill]

So my son graduated HS June 2015 and started summer term 2015 at USF (Tampa). Between the summer credits and the extensive AP/AICE credits he brought in, just finished up his "sophomore" year. He's taking this summer off but is working on applying for aid to Study Abroad Summer '17 and possibly graduate Fall '17 but probably Spring '18 if he goes dual major.

Trying to figure out if Em ever enrolls at the satellite campus prior to my son graduating.

 

[trogg78]

Has he moved to Florida and started the clock ticking on in-state tuition?

It's only been a year and a half.  He's probably still researching white demographics for each area.

 

[coyote5]

I thought he just got punched in the face in a bar in Illinois?

 

[cstu]

https://vid.me/76Ga

The blonde, third from the right...

 

[squistion]

https://vid.me/76Ga

"This is where I am supposed to finish my bachelor's degree (holding up the USF Orientation Advertisement showing about 5 AA students among a group of 13, which are predominately white) and besides a few of these people, I am not getting very excited (about)."

I think it is no coincidence that you didn't show your face here.  I wouldn't either and then have to worry about the video going viral on campus after I enrolled and having the African American Student Union looking for me.

So, Em, what was the purpose again in showing us this video clip talking about the USF Orientation Advertisement?

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

"This is where I am supposed to finish my bachelor's degree (holding up the USF Orientation Advertisement showing about 5 AA students among a group of 13, which are predominately white) and besides a few of these people, I am not getting very excited (about)."

I think it is no coincidence that you didn't show your face here.  I wouldn't either and then have to worry about the video going viral on campus after I enrolled and having the African American Student Union looking for me.

Yeah he didn't show his face! Be a man, stand behind your comments/opinions.

 

[flapgreen]

You are hopeless 

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Em, do you still have your Walgreen's vest? 

 

[timschochet]

Recipe: Beef Rendang (Rendang Daging) or Spicy Beef Stew with Coconut

Ingredients:

1 1/2 pound boneless beef short ribs (cut into cubes)
5 tablespoons cooking oil
1 cinnamon stick (about 2-inch long)
3 cloves
3 star anise
3 cardamom pods
1 lemongrass (cut into 4-inch length and pounded)
1 cup thick coconut milk
1 cup water
2 teaspoons tamarind pulp (soaked in some warm water for the juice and discard the seeds )
6 kaffir lime leaves (very finely sliced)
6 tablespoons kerisik (toasted coconut)
1 tablespoon sugar/palm sugar or to taste
Salt to taste

Spice Paste:

5 shallots
1 inch galangal
3 lemongrass (white part only)
5 cloves garlic
1 inch ginger
10-12 dried chilies (soaked in warm water and seeded)

Method:

1)Chop the spice paste ingredients and then blend it in a food processor until fine.
2)Heat the oil in a stew pot, add the spice paste, cinnamon, cloves, star anise, and cardamom and stir-fry them until aromatic.
3)Add the beef and the pounded lemongrass and stir for 1 minute.
4)Add the coconut milk, tamarind juice, water, and simmer on medium heat, stirring frequently until the meat is almost cooked.
5)Add the kaffir lime leaves, kerisik (toasted coconut), sugar/palm sugar, stirring to blend well with the meat.
6)Lower the heat to low, cover the lid, and simmer for 1 – 1 1/2 hours or until the meat is really tender and the gravy has dried up.
7)Add salt to taste. If not sweet enough, add more sugar to taste.

Serve immediately with steamed rice and save some for overnight.

This sounds really tasty.

 

[cstu]

You are hopeless 

Loser like Obama, amirite?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Em graduated summa cum lousy, take that haters! 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

https://vid.me/76Ga

Ok do one with the school you're at now.

 

[xulf]

Ok do one with the school you're at now.

:deadair:

 

[squistion]

So, Em, what was the purpose again in showing us this video clip talking about the USF Orientation Advertisement?

:crickets:

 

[apalmer]

So, Em, what was the purpose again in showing us this video clip talking about the USF Orientation Advertisement?

Laying groundwork for next month's "I decided not to go to USF after all" post.

 

[Eminence]

I'm only one man, lol. Went on a late night bender and am at work now.

 

[Eminence]

"This is where I am supposed to finish my bachelor's degree (holding up the USF Orientation Advertisement showing about 5 AA students among a group of 13, which are predominately white) and besides a few of these people, I am not getting very excited (about)."

I think it is no coincidence that you didn't show your face here.  I wouldn't either and then have to worry about the video going viral on campus after I enrolled and having the African American Student Union looking for me.

Yeah, I don't need an cookie crumbs suggesting I have racial bias when I eventually an elected to public office.

Wait, is this still happening? Wasn't this supposed to have already started?

I'm a real go-getter, lol. But no, stuff hasn't really gone as planned but I'll be there this Fall or this isn't happening at all.

So my son graduated HS June 2015 and started summer term 2015 at USF (Tampa). Between the summer credits and the extensive AP/AICE credits he brought in, just finished up his "sophomore" year. He's taking this summer off but is working on applying for aid to Study Abroad Summer '17 and possibly graduate Fall '17 but probably Spring '18 if he goes dual major.

Trying to figure out if Em ever enrolls at the satellite campus prior to my son graduating.

Your son sounds like a real go-getter. 

The blonde, third from the right...

AKA, the ONLY blonde.

So, Em, what was the purpose again in showing us this video clip talking about the USF Orientation Advertisement?

It was off my snapchat feed, thought it might provide some mild humor.

Yeah he didn't show his face! Be a man, stand behind your comments/opinions.

Just on Snapchat, brosef. 

Em, do you still have your Walgreen's vest? 

I actually was looking for one a few days ago, I think I threw them all out.

Ok do one with the school you're at now.

I'm out of school, atm. Baker was located out of Flint so the demographics may have been worse than this advertisement.

 

[timschochet]

Did you just post "when I am elected to public office?"

Actually I need to check myself. In a sane world that should be a laughable comment. But in today's world? Eminence might be a Senator before we know it. 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Yeah, I don't need an cookie crumbs suggesting I have racial bias when I eventually an elected to public office.

I'm a real go-getter, lol. But no, stuff hasn't really gone as planned but I'll be there this Fall or this isn't happening at all.

Your son sounds like a real go-getter. 

AKA, the ONLY blonde.

It was off my snapchat feed, thought it might provide some mild humor.

Just on Snapchat, brosef. 

I actually was looking for one a few days ago, I think I threw them all out.

I'm out of school, atm. Baker was located out of Flint so the demographics may have been worse than this advertisement.

Well then I'd say don't make fun of people who are actually in school in a warm sunny place with an actual football program. I don't think you're in much of a position to mock.

 

[cstu]

Baker was located out of Flint so the demographics may have been worse than this advertisement.

Way to dig yourself out of a hole.

 

[cstu]

Did you just post "when I am elected to public office?"

Actually I need to check myself. In a sane world that should be a laughable comment. But in today's world? Eminence might be a Senator before we know it. 

If Ted Cruz can do it...

 

[cstu]

Laying groundwork for next month's "I decided not to go to USF after all" post.

Too many...not enough blondes.