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Do You Pick Your Nose? (1 Viewer)

Do you Pick Your Nose in front of Your S/O?

  • Yes

    Votes: 155 96.9%

  • No

    Votes: 5 3.1%
  • Total voters
    160
fantasycurse42

fantasycurse42

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In the comfort of my own home, I pick... Wife hates it, but doesn't everyone pick their nose?

 
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I pick at work and don't really give a #### if anyone notices. Right now , I'm on the work crapper where I like to pick and flick against the stall door. I'm sure my coworkers love seeing my snot.

 
As great as it is to clean house, there's something special about those days when you have a lot of meetings, family events, etc when opportunities are limited. Then you get home 12 hours later and it's like when you're a kid waking up on Christmas morning to a boatload of presents under the tree.

Come to think of it...that would make those other days more like Hanukkah. Smaller presents being given to you over a continuous period of time.

 
Guilty - and our Chihuahua has an affinity for the green gold. I give them to her when it's just me on the sofa and the wife isn't around. #### dog is gonna blow my cover some day b/c if she sees me with my finger up there, she comes running with her tail wagging and starts whining.

 
RUSF18 said:
As great as it is to clean house, there's something special about those days when you have a lot of meetings, family events, etc when opportunities are limited. Then you get home 12 hours later and it's like when you're a kid waking up on Christmas morning to a boatload of presents under the tree.

Come to think of it...that would make those other days more like Hanukkah. Smaller presents being given to you over a continuous period of time.
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There is no better feeling than pulling one of those fat, slimy half dried boogers out of your nose after its been bugging you for hours with no opportunity to pick it. Even better when its way the #### up there and you're barely able to reach it with the end of your fingernail.

 
I can't stand to have anything in my nose. So if something is there, i am getting it out by whatever means is available.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Double or nothing says you eat it.
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I watched a guy in a suit, driving a newish 7 series BMW, do this this in my rear view mirror sitting at a light last week. Aggressively and twice. Almost got out to let him know I saw it.

 
I think this might be the first thing FBG's unanimously agree on... Those two votes are from liars.

Picking your nose is perfectly acceptable :thumbup:

 
Not only can I typically get it out in one piece, but I've been known to clear out both sides after only going in one nostril.

That's being thorough.

ETA--I've never eaten but I'm an incredibly accurate flicker.

 
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RUSF18 said:
As great as it is to clean house, there's something special about those days when you have a lot of meetings, family events, etc when opportunities are limited. Then you get home 12 hours later and it's like when you're a kid waking up on Christmas morning to a boatload of presents under the tree.

Come to think of it...that would make those other days more like Hanukkah. Smaller presents being given to you over a continuous period of time.
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Or the ones where you think it might be a little dried up piece of crust, and when you start pulling your finger out there's this ungodly amount of octopus-looking snot wrapped around your finger that had been jammed way up in there. You'd worry you might have stripped off a piece of brain if it wasn't for the color. I look at it like in awe, and my breathing improves to the point that I feel I can run a marathon. Hell, that anything in life is possible at that moment.

 
Fat Nick said:
Guilty - and our Chihuahua has an affinity for the green gold. I give them to her when it's just me on the sofa and the wife isn't around. #### dog is gonna blow my cover some day b/c if she sees me with my finger up there, she comes running with her tail wagging and starts whining.
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:lmao:

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
I pick at work and don't really give a #### if anyone notices. Right now , I'm on the work crapper where I like to pick and flick against the stall door. I'm sure my coworkers love seeing my snot.
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That's ####in' gross. Grab some toilet paper and throw it in the bowl. Why should someone else have to clean up your snot?

 
I love to get those huge, dried ones out that really obstruct my breathing. I've had septoplasty twice, and my left nostril is big enough to easily fit my thumb. I can really dig deep into that side.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
I think this might be the first thing FBG's unanimously agree on... Those two votes are from liars.

Picking your nose is perfectly acceptable :thumbup:
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Second...the celebration of the death of Fred Phelps was #1. Nose digging is #2. Pretty awesome combo honestly. I'll pick my nose while I read articles on his death to celebrate.

 
ShaqAttaq said:
I love to get those huge, dried ones out that really obstruct my breathing. I've had septoplasty twice, and my left nostril is big enough to easily fit my thumb. I can really dig deep into that side.
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I'm not 100% sure what septoplasty is, but I had something that sounds like that done on my left ear. I can stick my pinky in past the 1st knuckle joint. :hifive:

 
Fat Nick said:
Guilty - and our Chihuahua has an affinity for the green gold. I give them to her when it's just me on the sofa and the wife isn't around. #### dog is gonna blow my cover some day b/c if she sees me with my finger up there, she comes running with her tail wagging and starts whining.
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:lmao: I have a Chihuahua and if she's in another room and hears me sneeze she'll come running over to find me.

 
If my nose needs picking, it gets picked. With discretion of course...

 
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