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"Don't Shoot!": Woman robs store with breast as weapon (1 Viewer)

Al O'Pecia

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Alleged thief sprayed milk from her breast

DARMSTADT , Germany, Oct. 29 (UPI) -- German police said a suspect armed only with her own breasts allegedly squirted milk at pharmacy workers and made off with $127.

Police said workers at the pharmacy in Darmstadt reported the woman came in about 4:25 p.m. Monday and acted like she was planning to buy a breast pump.

The woman handed over a €200 note (about $255) for the $25 item and she then exposed a breast and used her fingers to make it squirt milk at a pharmacist.

Workers told police the woman repeatedly sprayed her milk while going through a counter display and approaching a second cash register.

The woman left the breast pump behind and workers later discovered their register was $127 short. Police said the milk spraying was likely a distraction for the woman's theft.

The suspect was described as having a "robust" figure and was speaking an unknown language during the incident, police said.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/10/29/Alleged-thief-sprayed-milk-from-her-breast/8691414597660/#ixzz3HZJ3qbEf
 
She gives them $255. Flashes her breasts, squirts some milk, and then takes $127. The pharmacy nets +$128. No harm, win-win, ###-for-tat.

 

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