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Dumbest Drug Traffickers in History (1 Viewer)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT-foP9eLx0

http://www.kivitv.com/news/911-call-released-in-bizarre-case-of-two-paranoid-men-calling-police-on-themselves

Sward pleaded guilty to possession with intent to deliver, amended down from an original charge and was sentenced to five years in prison. However, a judge suspended the judgment and Sward was put on probation for five years and served 30 days in jail.

Ayala-Doliente faced a stiffer sentenced of one and half to eight years in prison in November after he tested positive for THC, cocaine and oxycodone.
I'm speechless.

 
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Leland Ayala-Doliente, 22, and Holland Sward, 23, were transporting roughly 20 pounds of pot from Las Vegas, Nevada into Montana.


When they entered into Idaho, the believed they were being followed by undercover officers.

The men pulled over near U.S. Highway 20 and called 911.

In the 911 call, Ayala-Doliente explains to dispatchers, “"Hi, uh we're the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I'd just like you guys to end it."

The dispatcher obviously confused replies, “Uh. You got caught doing what?”
 
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REXBURG — Authorities have released a 911 phone call from a drug trafficking arrest that has people shaking their heads.

The call, released by the Rexburg Police Department and obtained by EastIdahoNews.com, details an incident nearly a year ago on Jan. 23, 2015, when two out-of-state drug traffickers got high and called police to turn themselves in.

Leland Ayala-Doliente, 22, and Holland Sward, 23, were traveling from Las Vegas to Bozeman, Montana, with some 20 pounds of marijuana. Court documents show the men were using marijuana during their trip and when they entered Idaho, they felt they were being followed by undercover police officers.

Rexburg Police Cpt. Randy Lewis told EastIdahoNews.com that at the time they weren’t being followed by anyone.

Once they reached Rexburg, the pair exited U.S. Highway 20, parked their car and called 911. They said they just wanted the police to stop following them.

When police officers arrived, they say both men had their hands behind their heads. Court documents show Sward said to an officer, “We got caught and we’re surrendering.”

Investigators found 20 pounds of marijuana inside a dog cage that the suspects had placed on the sidewalk. There was also $567 in cash inside the car. Ayala-Dolitente and Sward were each charged with one felony count of trafficking marijuana.
http://www.eastidahonews.com/2016/01/two-men-using-pot-call-the-cops-and-turn-themselves-in-heres-911-call-that-you-will-have-you-shaking-your-head/

 
The details of the call are hilarious

Dispatcher: Leland… okay. Hold on just one second okay. Stay on the phone with me.

Ayala-Dolitente: Alright. Thank you.

(speaking to Sward): He’s a nice guy.

Want me to jump in the air and click my heels twice or what?

Dispatcher: Do you guys have any guns or weapons or anything on you at all?

Ayala-Dolitente: Nope we don’t have any of that stuff with us. Just a bunch of snacks and stuff.
 

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