Dwarf stripper at bachelorette party...guess what happened? (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

He got the bride-to-be pregnant.

VALENCIA, Sp — The man appeared as an entertainer during the woman's pre-wedding bash.

Apparently, the performer entertained the soon-to-be bride more enthusiastically later that night. All seemed well and the marriage went off without a hitch, until...

Shortly after the nuptials, the couple found out they were going to have a baby.

However, when the big day arrived in Valencia, Spain, the newborn was found to have dwarfism. LasCincoDelDia writes, “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper, but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.”

Essential Baby reports dwarfism can be caused by over 200 medical conditions, but none are as strong or common as genetics.

The Daily Mail reports dwarf entertainers, or "miniboys," as they are called are common at Spanish pre-wedding parties. No word on whether or not the couple are still together.

 

[McGarnicle]

Sounds like that marriage has got a small problem.

 

[Plorfu]

Wanna see my Dinklage?

 

[Limp Ditka]

So there was a dwarf tossing?

 

[Plorfu]

Sounds like that marriage has got a small problem.

Indeed. I think these will be some short-lived nuptials.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Oops, Dwarf.

 

[Jayrok]

Hi ho, hi ho... it's off to court we go.

 

[Parrothead]

never play 'just the tip' with a little person

 

[Brony]

Sounds like that marriage has got a small problem.

Indeed. I think these will be some short-lived nuptials.

I think the little things will make this marriage last.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Maybe size doesn't matter......who would have thought.

 

[tdoss]

Sounds like she forgot that it's supposed to be something borrowed and something blew.

 

[joffer]

 

[Angry Beavers]

Oops....

 

[Sinn Fein]

Gee, your hair smells terrific!

 

[Franknbeans]

who f's a midget?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Good for the groom. Better to find out now than

later.

 

[Plorfu]

Oh, we just want a small wedding.

 

[McGarnicle]

Good for the groom. Better to find out now then later.

Absolutely. Millions of dads are raising kids they think are theirs but aren't.

 

[Jayrok]

who f's a midget?

Let's not be short-sighted. Little folks need love too.

 

[Jaysus]

Gee, your hair smells terrific!

 

[dozer]

Shortly after the nuptials, the couple found out they were going to have a baby.

Terrible pun by the author.

 

[sports_fan]

who f's a midget?

this girl did. did you read the story?

 

[glock]

Dwarf bowl- I mean balling...

 

[bshell27]

Groom should be the bigger man and raise the child.

 

[DocHolliday]

The Killer Dwarfs was a pretty good 80s hair metal band.

 

[bshell27]

How low can the bride stoop?

 

[Ignoramus]

Good for the groom. Better to find out now then later.

I would rather find out only once.

 

[Godsbrother]

So the bride had shrimp cocktail at the bachelorette party

 

[timschochet]

King Joffrey had small people at his wedding too.

 

[Sinn Fein]

King Joffrey had small people at his wedding too.

SPOILERS, damnit!!

 

[timschochet]

King Joffrey had small people at his wedding too.

SPOILERS, damnit!!

that was last season

 

[Dentist]

Good for the groom. Better to find out now then later.

Absolutely. Millions of dads are raising kids they think are theirs but aren't.

this is true... i read an article in esquire about this years ago... it's far more prevalent then you can possibly imagine.

 

[Rayderr]

Sounds like the bride had a shortcoming.

 

[RUSF18]

I don't buy the story. They all knew she ####ed the stripper during the bachelorette party and they probably all encouraged it. Who makes plans later to meet up with a dwarf?

 

[Parrothead]

little guy's little guys can swim

 

[Tom Servo]

who f's a midget?

Isn't there someone around here who wants to do a midget?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

first rule of dwarf #######...don't let the little guy soak the walls

 

[Zow]

Who can blame her for having a little fun at her bachelorette party?

 

[jonessed]

Unprotected sex with a dwarf stripper the day before your wedding.



It boggles the mind.

 

[Fennis]

love the pic in the original Spanish article

http://www.lascincodeldia.es/despedida-soltera-con-final-feliz/7759

 

[Fat Nick]

who f's a midget?

Isn't there someone around here who wants to do a midget?

Let's see...MikeIke, Godsbrother, (HULK), The Aristocrat...etc...

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Sounds like that marriage has got a small problem.

dammit that was the first thought I had as well.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Don't judge.

 

[Franknbeans]

Bachelorette party tales

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

love the pic in the original Spanish article

http://www.lascincodeldia.es/despedida-soltera-con-final-feliz/7759

As though that were the actual midge perp.

{It's not, right?}

 

[massraider]

love the pic in the original Spanish article

http://www.lascincodeldia.es/despedida-soltera-con-final-feliz/7759

As though that were the actual midge perp.

{It's not, right?}

Probably not, because that is one fakey fake story.

 

[Fennis]

love the pic in the original Spanish article

http://www.lascincodeldia.es/despedida-soltera-con-final-feliz/7759

As though that were the actual midge perp.

{It's not, right?}

Probably not, because that is one fakey fake story.

There is a pic

 

[fatness]

who f's a midget?

You'll feel huge!

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Bachelorette party tales

Madness.

 

[Fennis]

Bachelorette party tales

Madness.

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