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DWI Suspect Drives with 15-foot Tree Embedded in Grille (1 Viewer)

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A Roselle, Ill., police officer made the traffic stop of a lifetime after spotting a motorist cruising the street with a 15-foot tree embedded in the grille of her car, the Chicago Tribune reports. The officer's dashboard camera recorded the unusual traffic stop Jan. 23. The video was recently posted on the Police Department's Facebook page. 

A motorist noticed the car -- and its unusual hood ornament -- about 11 p.m. and called police. The Tribune said driver Maryann Christy, 54, told police she hit the tree somewhere in her hometown of Schaumburg, 3 1/2 miles away, but didn't remember where. 

The airbags in her 2004 Lincoln had deployed, presumably from hitting the tree, police said. They booked her with drunk driving.

Video here: http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/03/watch_dui_suspect_drive_with_1.html

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A few years ago I got stoned after work and went to get gas on my way home.  Started pumping the gas with the trigger lock on and went in to get snacks.  Came out and started talking to this hot chick next to my car.  Got in my car and drove home - 2 miles through a heavily populated retail area.  A few people beeped at me and I thought it was because I was driving lousy.  I get home and after I get out of the car I see 10 feet of gas hose hanging out of my gas tank.  

 
I have a buddy that was having a few at a birthday party. After awhile he started heading home and didn't notice that someone had tied a balloon to his antenna. 

Cop saw it, pulled him over. Boom DUI

 
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Higgs said:
A few years ago I got stoned after work and went to get gas on my way home.  Started pumping the gas with the trigger lock on and went in to get snacks.  Came out and started talking to this hot chick next to my car.  Got in my car and drove home - 2 miles through a heavily populated retail area.  A few people beeped at me and I thought it was because I was driving lousy.  I get home and after I get out of the car I see 10 feet of gas hose hanging out of my gas tank.  
:lmao:

 

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