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EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Amnesiback Leroy Shurbanbrong
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General Malaise
Poop Lord
I didn't guarantee success; merely said I'd try!!!!11
General Malaise
Poop Lord
Those things are bigger than I remember them. Kinda wish I had savored it more. Wasn't half bad. Big fan of McD's breakfast items.
General Malaise
Poop Lord
Let's see you do what I did, big talker.....
Osaurus
Footballguy
I miss the McSkillet Burrito. That thing was tasty imo.
DA RAIDERS
willy t flyers
the looks of pain and regret were poignant. well done!!! i will still have anything either of you want to eat delivered.SpectacularGuess @General Malaise has given up...sad to see one of the titans just fade into the mist.
It's not that I've faded into the mist so much as that i just tend to blend into it.....
December 18, 2022
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Tick
Footballguy
Maybe rip it from edge to middle, then pacman it around the corner of your cheek like you're moving a couch through a stairwell?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Pivot?
General Malaise
Poop Lord
Tick
Footballguy
Oh yeah, Friends. I had forgotten that.
Tick
Footballguy
25% chance you puke. 50% chance you’re faster. 25% chance Shukie is faster. 0% chance Shuke pukes.
This is why the vote keeps evening out.
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Insoxicated
Okay which of you did this?
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@shuke ?
@General Malaise ?
Shuke or GM?
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@shuke ?
@General Malaise ?
beer 30
Footballguy
I watched that, it was sad and happy all at once.Okay which of you did this?
Shuke or GM?
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@shuke ?
@General Malaise ?
Side note that I had not noticed before, with the move to the new board, my vote was reset so once again, my vote is up for sale
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I figured I had to because it doesn't look like you can even see what I'm eating.
Hawks64
Footballguy
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ProstheticRGK
Footballguy
The gritty, human drama in Act 2 really sets up the denoument in Act 3. Brilliant.
Ron Swanson
Footballguy
Not sure about the choice of wearing a Chik-Fil-A shirt to eat a taco.
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
i’m not sure how to feel about the order of events 
taco then hot sauce packet shot into the mouth is expert level. you should probably have a disclaimer that this video is performed by a trained professional, you wouldn’t want some kid to try this and shoot the hot sauce into their eyes.
taco then hot sauce packet shot into the mouth is expert level. you should probably have a disclaimer that this video is performed by a trained professional, you wouldn’t want some kid to try this and shoot the hot sauce into their eyes.
beer 30
Footballguy
That was the most heart felt pile of dogshit this thread has had in a long while. Thanks for saving it with the taco
Scoresman
Footballguy
You get more points for that.
New Binky the Doormat
Footballguy
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exactly ...I was waiting for that line ...
or this one ...HAPPY NOW!!!???
also kudos on the "big movie lighting" - I could barely see a ****in' thing like 90% of movies these days ...
General Malaise
Poop Lord
I am in receipt of your video, "Jason".
General Malaise
Poop Lord
Thorn
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
It's a little sticky note, yes. Otherwise I'll have like a half dozen different interruptions over the course of a given hour. There'll be a new sticky note this afternoon about not coming into my office because I'm in a zoom trial.You seriously posted a do not disturb sign at the office? Pics or GTFODammit somebody walked by my door* right when "Jason" screamed, "I just want to eat!" and gave me an insane look.
*Which currently has a sign posted saying not to disturb me because I'm preparing for a trial.
This is my internal office door, if not obvious.
Zow
Footballguy
I can neither confirm nor deny due to attorney-client privilege.Dammit somebody walked by my door* right when "Jason" screamed, "I just want to eat!" and gave me an insane look.
*Which currently has a sign posted saying not to disturb me because I'm preparing for a trial.
Maybe you're representing "Jason" in a case of missing testosterone.....
kevzilla
Footballguy
Is Aaron Rodgers your drama coach?
the moops
Footballguy
Okay which of you did this?
Shuke or GM?
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@shuke ?
@General Malaise ?
rockaction
Footballguy
I can't even watch your mugs ingest what you're ingesting.
Thanks, guys, for showing us the human side behind the maw.
I'd call this for shuke because of the the hot sauce, but the title of "March Sadness" turns this into an immediate draw.
Thanks, guys, for showing us the human side behind the maw.
I'd call this for shuke because of the the hot sauce, but the title of "March Sadness" turns this into an immediate draw.
Bozeman Bruiser
Footballguy
That looks delicious. Thanks for ruining my 96 hour fast 4 hours early.
DA RAIDERS
willy t flyers
I’m happy with my vote being right here
General Malaise
Poop Lord
Figured I'd catch flack for my topping choices but the missus makes it for me so I have zero complaints and quite like the veggies.
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
It appears GM is setting the stage to challenge shuke in a GOATEE-OFF.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
For that I think you deserve a non participation trophy. 🏆
heckmanm
Footballguy
NGL I was hoping for a Sbarro joke
ProstheticRGK
Footballguy
And the Oscar for Best Musical soundtrack in an Eat-Off video goes to... General Malaise.
The best thing about your video is that I know with a bigger budget, you would've done a Big Lebowski dream sequence eating that pizza. Plus, a Periodic Chart behind your desk? You're like the illegitimate love-child of Alton Brown and Jim Gaffigan.
gianmarco
Footballguy
New Binky the Doormat
Footballguy
skol asylum
Footballguy
If you want a final showdown, might a suggest you two rent an old lighthouse for a weekend and film a not stop eat off live on YouTube in black and white?
New Binky the Doormat
Footballguy
I met GM today ...we are playing "Eat-Off"
"No man can live faced with Death, knowing everything's nothingness."
Scoresman
Footballguy
Gladiator style only instead of lions and soldiers coming out of the tunnels, its Big Macs and Mexican Pizzas rolled out on a table.
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