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Ebola and traveling (1 Viewer)

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So I fly quite a bit for work. I know Ebola is not airborne, yet I wonder if it is stupid of me to consider wearing a face mask like the Asians I sometimes see doing while going through the airport. I'm white. I know I will look stupid but maybe the Asians are on to something?

I call on the wisdom of the FFA to help me through this dilemma. What say you?

I am semi serious with this question so would appreciate both types of responses.

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.
Not to be a d*** but this chit is for real. The CDC isnt 100% sure about the transmission of this. Im not a tinfoil type of person but it could at any time go airborne. I agree with your wife. Im 45, when you croke from ebola I'll take care of your 31 year old wife!!!

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.
Not to be a d*** but this chit is for real. The CDC isnt 100% sure about the transmission of this. Im not a tinfoil type of person but it could at any time go airborne. I agree with your wife. Im 45, when you croke from ebola I'll take care of your 31 year old wife!!!
:sigh:

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.
Not to be a d*** but this chit is for real. The CDC isnt 100% sure about the transmission of this. Im not a tinfoil type of person but it could at any time go airborne. I agree with your wife. Im 45, when you croke from ebola I'll take care of your 31 year old wife!!!
Wear the mask!!!

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.
Not to be a d*** but this chit is for real. The CDC isnt 100% sure about the transmission of this. Im not a tinfoil type of person but it could at any time go airborne. I agree with your wife. Im 45, when you croke from ebola I'll take care of your 31 year old wife!!!
Sounds like your mind is made up regardless of facts and logic. Wear the mask. Take pictures. Update the thread for epic shtick.

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.
Not to be a d*** but this chit is for real. The CDC isnt 100% sure about the transmission of this. Im not a tinfoil type of person but it could at any time go airborne. I agree with your wife. Im 45, when you croke from ebola I'll take care of your 31 year old wife!!!
Sounds like your mind is made up regardless of facts and logic. Wear the mask. Take pictures. Update the thread for epic shtick.
Yup. Just like the people during hurricane Katrina thought they would be just fine and rescued immediately by the government. I'm just saying that this virus is spreading and every time it jumps there is a possibility it could go airborne. To not consider basic precautions IMO is stupid but laugh if you must.

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.
Not to be a d*** but this chit is for real. The CDC isnt 100% sure about the transmission of this. Im not a tinfoil type of person but it could at any time go airborne. I agree with your wife. Im 45, when you croke from ebola I'll take care of your 31 year old wife!!!
Sounds like your mind is made up regardless of facts and logic. Wear the mask. Take pictures. Update the thread for epic shtick.
Yup. Just like the people during hurricane Katrina thought they would be just fine and rescued immediately by the government. I'm just saying that this virus is spreading and every time it jumps there is a possibility it could go airborne. To not consider basic precautions IMO is stupid but laugh if you must.
:lmao:

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.
Not to be a d*** but this chit is for real. The CDC isnt 100% sure about the transmission of this. Im not a tinfoil type of person but it could at any time go airborne. I agree with your wife. Im 45, when you croke from ebola I'll take care of your 31 year old wife!!!
Sounds like your mind is made up regardless of facts and logic. Wear the mask. Take pictures. Update the thread for epic shtick.
Yup. Just like the people during hurricane Katrina thought they would be just fine and rescued immediately by the government. I'm just saying that this virus is spreading and every time it jumps there is a possibility it could go airborne. To not consider basic precautions IMO is stupid but laugh if you must.
:lmao:
We must.

:lmao:

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.
Not to be a d*** but this chit is for real. The CDC isnt 100% sure about the transmission of this. Im not a tinfoil type of person but it could at any time go airborne. I agree with your wife. Im 45, when you croke from ebola I'll take care of your 31 year old wife!!!
Sounds like your mind is made up regardless of facts and logic. Wear the mask. Take pictures. Update the thread for epic shtick.
Yup. Just like the people during hurricane Katrina thought they would be just fine and rescued immediately by the government. I'm just saying that this virus is spreading and every time it jumps there is a possibility it could go airborne. To not consider basic precautions IMO is stupid but laugh if you must.
Serious question regarding the bolded...where is it spreading?

And where are you traveling?

Draw a line between those two and then figure out what to do. :thumbup:

 
Flying to Australia tomorrow. My wife said the same thing. Congrats, you're an irrational 31 year old white woman.
Not to be a d*** but this chit is for real. The CDC isnt 100% sure about the transmission of this. Im not a tinfoil type of person but it could at any time go airborne. I agree with your wife. Im 45, when you croke from ebola I'll take care of your 31 year old wife!!!
Sounds like your mind is made up regardless of facts and logic. Wear the mask. Take pictures. Update the thread for epic shtick.
Yup. Just like the people during hurricane Katrina thought they would be just fine and rescued immediately by the government. I'm just saying that this virus is spreading and every time it jumps there is a possibility it could go airborne. To not consider basic precautions IMO is stupid but laugh if you must.
You're not wearing a ####ing mask and you know it. If you really believed a word of what you've written in this thread you'd wear a mask but we all know you won't because you don't.

 
So I fly quite a bit for work. I know Ebola is not airborne, yet I wonder if it is stupid of me to consider wearing a face mask like the Asians I sometimes see doing while going through the airport. I'm white. I know I will look stupid but maybe the Asians are on to something?

I call on the wisdom of the FFA to help me through this dilemma. What say you?

I am semi serious with this question so would appreciate both types of responses.
The Asians are genrally wearing the mask to protect others from their flu/cold like symptoms.

Have Ebola? Don't travel

 
You're probably more likely to die in a car accident on the way to the airport so you should walk there just in case.

 
Just the other day I saw a middle aged lady in a grocery store wearing a surgical mask, a surgical head cover and some kind of Playtex gloves...the kind that almost goes to the elbow...She looked like a total nut job...So if that is the look you are going for.

 
Ditka Butkus said:
Just the other day I saw a middle aged lady in a grocery store wearing a surgical mask, a surgical head cover and some kind of Playtex gloves...the kind that almost goes to the elbow...She looked like a total nut job...So if that is the look you are going for.
GD it! That was going to be my Halloween costume this year.

 
Follow these directions:

1. Don't sit down next to the dude that is sweating profusely and you should be fine. Ask to be reseated in 1st class.

2. If you can't get into 1st class, get a window seat because then the sweaty dude that has to go #### himself won't walk by you and drop off some sweat on you.

3. Don't purchase anything to drink because those between you and the flight attendant cough right in it.

4. Piss your pants if you have to. You won't want to go into the bathroom because the sweaty Ebola victim may have gone in right before you.

Anyone else have some tips to keep this guy alive?

 
Follow these directions:

1. Don't sit down next to the dude that is sweating profusely and you should be fine. Ask to be reseated in 1st class.

2. If you can't get into 1st class, get a window seat because then the sweaty dude that has to go #### himself won't walk by you and drop off some sweat on you.

3. Don't purchase anything to drink because those between you and the flight attendant cough right in it.

4. Piss your pants if you have to. You won't want to go into the bathroom because the sweaty Ebola victim may have gone in right before you.

Anyone else have some tips to keep this guy alive?
wear a surgical mask while flying

 
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