how you gonna tease something like this in the Egypt thread and NOT POST PICS!?
Sorry, I kind of forgot about this. Alright, here is the
Egyptian artifact - I think it's called a Snuffleupagus or something.
It's like a snake looking thing
here.
Side view: It has a chamber to the inside and I think it held incense or something? I don't really mess with it.
Story goes like this: My great grandfather on my mom's side was a doctor in New York. According to family lore, the museum of natural history in NYC was having money problems during the depression. Dr. GMs Great Grandfather bought this relic from the museum and yada yada yada it's mine now. I have 5 kids, none of them seem to have any interest in this. My mom's conniving and very cheap sister has made a few offers for this thing because her son is an archaeologist and he wants it. But I don't like them very much and if I could get a few bucks for this thing while I'm still alive from somebody OTHER than them, I'd take it out of spite. This woman wasn't very nice to my mom so nothing would thrill me more than to be able to tell them I sold this for beer money.
My boss thinks without any sort of stamp or paperwork showing provenance or authenticity, I might as well be trying to sell a phony artifact that came from a factory in China.
Oh wise FFA, I ask of you - what do I do with this?
I kind of forgot about this thing. I brought it into work to show my boss and it's been a shoebox in a closet here ever since.
However, I had a chance encounter yesterday at a neighbors' house. I took my kids over there to swim and saw some adults just hanging around, enjoying a lazy summer Sunday. There was one gentleman there who I'd never met before and he was very busy doing some sort of calligraphy art at the table, rather oblivious to the noise of kids in the pool or the other adults shooting the breeze. Very focused on his art but he was pleasant and would occasionally add to the conversation.
After awhile, somebody asked what he was working on and he showed us - it was his depiction of what's going on in Iran, where his family is from. Very detailed drawings of bomb destruction, camels, pyramids - really impressive stuff. As he was showing us what he was doing he pulled out some sort of small cylinder from a case that he said was over 3,000 years old and was used in Persia for making prints. You could make out shapes and what looked like hieroglyphics made out of some sort of stone or metal. I don't know, I wish I had paid better attention but it was fascinating. It was clear this guy knew his stuff about ancient history and the artifacts and art from the region.
So I grabbed my phone and showed him pictures of the Egyptian artifact and let him take a look. He knew right away what it was and said he could tell by looking at it that it was the real deal and showed me some things on it that gave him clues to what it was, how old it was, what it meant and was used for (incense holder). He's going to look at it for me and told me that I should contact Christie's Auction House who will send a rep out to look at it after we talk. We'll see.
At issue, of course, is that I have no paperwork to show provenance. I have a back story of how I got it, but no paperwork. I very much DO NOT want my mom's sisters catching wind of this. They'll be up in my business faster than a cheetah chasing a roadrunner. Her older sister has been after this thing still, offering me things like a week at her cabin in Idaho for it, so I know she thinks it's worth something and also thinks I'm dim enough to give it to her for a week stay at bat-infested cabin.
Stay tuned......