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Emails From An ******* (1 Viewer)

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Racist Microwave Buyer

Posted at: 2009-11-16 13:02:45

Original ad:

WANTED - Microwave

I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY

From Me to *********@************.org:

I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.

Thank you,

Jamal

From Amy ****** to Me:

I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen.

Amy

From Me to Amy ******:

Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot.

Sincerely offended,

Jamal

From Amy ****** to Me:

I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.

Amy

From Me to Amy ******:

So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?

From Amy ****** to Me:

I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!

From Me to Amy ******:

So you don't want the microwave?

From Amy ****** to Me:

Will you still sell it to me?

From Me to Amy ******:

I would never sell anything to a racist.

From Amy ****** to Me:

Ugh I'm done with you.

 
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:DRacist Microwave BuyerPosted at: 2009-11-16 13:02:45Original ad: WANTED - MicrowaveI am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLYFrom Me to *********@************.org:I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.Thank you,JamalFrom Amy ****** to Me:I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen.AmyFrom Me to Amy ******:Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot. Sincerely offended,JamalFrom Amy ****** to Me:I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.AmyFrom Me to Amy ******:So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?From Amy ****** to Me:I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!From Me to Amy ******:So you don't want the microwave?From Amy ****** to Me:Will you still sell it to me?From Me to Amy ******:I would never sell anything to a racist. From Amy ****** to Me:Ugh I'm done with you.
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:bye:Should have ended with "the microwave is black"
 
I almost forgot, if the police come, I need you to hide some weed and a bong that I left on the kitchen counter. Just put the weed in your pocket so they don't notice it when they are talking to you about the alarm, and maybe stuff some flowers in the bong so they think it is a vase.
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:goodposting: :cry: :lmao:eta -
cut the bull#### fancy french names and call it a ####### gross ### ketchup sanwich
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freakin great :lmao:
 
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Original ad:

i saw you outside market east station. you were getting into a red ford truck. i was wearing a yellow shirt and had dirty blonde hair. our eyes met and we smiled. i hope you find me so we can meet up :)

From Mike Anderson to *********@***********.org

That was me. I don't know why you thought we had a moment. I was smiling because of how disgustingly fat you were. I was trying to hold back laughter as I got into my truck. When I got in I just ******* lost it. Dirty blonde hair? Try dirty, grease-soaked hair.

 
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Original ad:

litter of 5 kittens. two orange, two black, one mixed-grey. all are three weeks old and looking for a good home!

From Yin Chang to *********@***********.org

hello

i buy all kitten you have. how much?

- yin chang

From ************@hotmail.com to Me

Sorry. These kittens are not being sold for food.

:goodposting: :lmao: :lmao:

 
car mechanic

Ouch...that doesn't look good, Kristen. From glancing at the picture, it is obvious you are going to need a new hood, fender, and headlight. It looks like your headlight is indeed cracked, and it looks like you probably severed the headlight fluid line as well. From the way the hood is bent, it looks like your transmission has been dislodged and will probably have to be replaced. Judging by the headlight damage, I may have to replace your headlight fluid pump as well, and I need to take out the motor to get to that. It is going to be a lot of work.
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Also has a picture of the leaking headlight fluid pump.
 
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UOFI_316 said:
car mechanic

Ouch...that doesn't look good, Kristen. From glancing at the picture, it is obvious you are going to need a new hood, fender, and headlight. It looks like your headlight is indeed cracked, and it looks like you probably severed the headlight fluid line as well. From the way the hood is bent, it looks like your transmission has been dislodged and will probably have to be replaced. Judging by the headlight damage, I may have to replace your headlight fluid pump as well, and I need to take out the motor to get to that. It is going to be a lot of work.
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Also has a picture of the leaking headlight fluid pump.
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;) For me, that picture of the leaking fluid is the funniest bit on this site so far.

 
Jayrod said:
Hello, I do not have tickets to the Nationals, but I do have a video tape of my 7-year-old's little league team game last week. He plays for the Arby's Allstars, and they beat the Smith Hardware Little Leaguers. I am sure it will be way more entertaining than watching the Nationals get their ### whooped for the 49th time this season.
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:goodposting: The rest of that exchange is awesome. http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=47
 
never laughed so hard!!!

thanks, but I do believe many of the emails arefakedm it's still brialliant the things he comes up with.

Horse Farm FTW

 
My favorite part is that all the people he's messing with think HE'S the idiot (or whatever colorful idiom they use) in the conversations.

 
Racist Microwave Buyer

Original ad:

WANTED - Microwave

I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY

From Me to *********@************.org:

I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.

Thank you,

Jamal
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The last 2.... :lmao:

This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:

I will be out of the office on vacation in Canada until Monday, June 10th. I will not be checking my emails until I return. Have a great weekend, eh?
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Also, here are some great texting pranks:

9 texting pranks

 
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