Emmitt Smith 2009 mock draft (1 Viewer)

[bcr8f]

http://walterfootball.com/draft2009emmitt.php

 

[Zoomanji]

You can't teach an old leopard new stripes!

 

[Snotbubbles]

LOL! Chris "Bernie" Wells.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I love when they do this one!

Or they can go with a left tackle like Eugene Malone who have the ability to keep Matt Hassel gettin' roughed up from the behind a dozen time per season every week.It is not good to have quarterback who gettin' roughed up in the behind. It is not good for team morals. Only one quarterback of all time like to get roughed up in the behind. T.O. tolded me in coincidentiallity that man name is Jeff Garcia. How can a man like to get roughed up in the behind? Do he do it for the pain? I cannot even figure out to start answer these. I am convincement that T.O. is lying. But do not hear these from me!

No. It is definitely not good to have "quarterback who gettin' roughed up in the behind."

 

[Andy Dufresne]

"I guess you can say it is coincidenciveness that 2009 NFL Mark Draft and Mark Sanchez have the same name inside."

I like that he has Beanie/Bernie and Jason Smith/Gordon being selected twice in the first round.

 

[zadok]

Washington Redskins: Forfeit!

 

[ScottyFargo]

Thank you, I needed that today.

"They can draft Michael Treecrab to play alongside Darren Branch, Nate Berlin and T.J. Houshmandzadeh." bwa ha ha ha. Brilliant.

 

[lyon812]

I love Emmitt, but man, this was funny. Great way to start the day. :(

 

[Ned]

Last update: Febturday, Month Before May, I Forget, 2009Next update: The Year After These One.

 

[Demian]

Emmitt Smith aka Studs n Duds

 

[r3t2]

the emmitt mock is the best of the season, no doubt.

on a personal note, i feel bad for quarterbacks who get roughed up in the behind.

 

[Couch Potato]

Kansas City traded for Matt Cassels, but he do not have anyone to throw the ball at all if you do not count Dwayne Bowe or Tony... uhh... uhh... Bowe. Everyone know that if you want to win in the National Football League Conference, your quarterback need at least three option to throw to.

Studs & Duds HAS TO BE ghostwriting this stuff.

 

[dgreen]

When I play for the Cowboys, I hated the Redskins so much, I try my hardest to... uhh... debacle them during the game. And believe me, I save my best debalcations for only my most hated arc nemesises.

@ "debalcations".

 

[5Rings]

Or they can go with a left tackle like Eugene Malone who have the ability to keep Matt Hassel gettin' roughed up from the behind a dozen time per season every week.It is not good to have quarterback who gettin' roughed up in the behind. It is not good for team morals. Only one quarterback of all time like to get roughed up in the behind. T.O. tolded me in coincidentiallity that man name is Jeff Garcia. How can a man like to get roughed up in the behind? Do he do it for the pain? I cannot even figure out to start answer these. I am convincement that T.O. is lying. But do not hear these from me!

HFS just awesome

 

[trader jake]

Now that the Eagles traded for Derrick Coleman Jason Peters, it's highly doubtful that they go offensive line at this selection, though you never know with Andy Reid.

Ouch.

 

[Ed Wood]

Emmith Smith's 2009 mock draft

a/k/a "The Only Mock That Matters"

 

[Touchdown Syndrome]

Sadly, this mock will be just as accurate as the majority of mock drafts floating around.

 

[BoltzNBrew]

Too funny.....Couple players going twice, Skins Forfeit, no D players at all, players not even in the draft....too funny.

 

[bcr8f]

 

[Buffaloes]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Max Anger, C, OregonI have three arc nemesises in the world. John Madden, the Washington Redskin, ESPN for firing me and now the Tampa Bay Buccaneer, who did not listen to me when I suggest they draft my son, Emmitt Smith IV the Fifth. Who possibly runnin' the organization down there in the state of Tampa Bay?I do not has the words to explain how anger I am right now. I just do not has the word, so I will give Max Anger to the Tampa Bay Buccaneer to revenge the crime they put on me and my family. Now, you have seen the way I unleash the flurry on my arc nemesises, and maybe you'll think twice before you cross the paths against Emmitt Sh... uhh... Sm... Sh... Sar... I forget.

 

[Kleck]

Emmitt Smith aka Studs n Duds