ESPN Recipe . . . for SUCCES$ (Look us up at YAWP on NASDAQ and PRFIT!) (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

I gather ESPN thinks that the measure of a good program is how many different colors and genders of folx I can be yelled in authentic identity slang come 5:00 AM PST.

"Oh, bless it. I think we've got a gender**** coming. HOLD IT! HOLD IT! They're just getting started with using ethnic slang to go along with it . . . "

Can we can we can we dance?

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Why in God's name are you watching ESPN at 5 AM?

 

[rockaction]

Why in God's name are you watching ESPN at 5 AM?

I was reading a Bill Barnwell article. In the corner of the screen, somebody was ready to get me "First Up!" or to "Rise Up!" or yell "What's Up?!" at me. I could see the still of his face, screwed with a coming anger. I don't know what invective he was about to bring into my house, but he was ready to bring it. I could tell.

 

[Eephus]

Have you been hanging with JuJu Smith-Shuster again?