As a rule, I never get on the computer or the telephone while inebriated. Both are low-upside, high-downside moves. If Drunken Me is home and wants to entertain himself, he's got the television, XBox, or guitar. Usually he just gets sleepy and goes to bed.
Yours?I've installed a breathalyzer on my computer to prevent this problem. Well worth the investment considering it also solves drunken Facebook posting, not so tactful work email responses, and 'oh god, I forgot to clear my browser history' type situations.