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Fake hand washing in restroom (1 Viewer)

B-Deep

B-Deep

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Here is what I hate. I hate it when someone fakes washing their hands after using the restroom, and does a half-assed job of faking it.

If you don;t want to wash your hands, fine, don't wash them. My preference would be that if this was the case you own it."I just touched my penis and WILL not wash my hands!" Just walk out of the restroom with your soiled fingers and be proud.

Barring that, if you feel you must engage in subterfuge, please have the common decency to put a little effort in. When you turn the water on, then right off without so much as a pause you are not fooling anyone. I am not saying you have to pretend to be a surgeon, hell you don;t even HAVE to put your hands in the water, but at least pause long enough that IN THEORY you could have washed your hands.

Come on people, faking proper hygiene should not be taken lightly. Show some commitment, please.

 
NCCommish said:
Why is your penis soiled? Do you not shower?
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Because there is generally bacteria all over your skin, and during the day your groin is encased in clothing, making it dark, humid (due to sweat), and warm and therefore a spectacular place for bacteria to flourish.

 
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It's a cycle. Because of these fake washers, the faucet handle and paper towel dispenser is soiled too. So you wash your hands and then immediately touch two objects with germs, followed by the door handle which is even more contaminated.

They need to start having hand sanitizer stations right outside the bathroom door.

You're better off not washing as is.

 
I go to the bathroom several times a day at work just to fake wash my hands. At home I fill up the tub and wash my hands, just because I can.

 
eoMMan said:
No matter how much you shake, wiggle and dance,

A little will always get on your pants.

(and hands)
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I find if I do the Macarena after I pee, I successfully avoid getting any pee on my hands or pants. :coffee:
 
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I pee on my hands and fake wash just so I can contaminate everything you hand washers touch

#winning

 
Also, make sure to use the automatic soap dispenser, but quickly pull your hand away before getting any soap on it. Then be sure take a paper towel to clean up the soap that just went all over the counter--you don't want anyone noticing that and finding you out, and it serves to further the deception since any real hand-washer will certainly use paper towels when they are done.

Follow these tips, and you too can properly fake hand-washing!

 
If you have showers at work like I do, the shark move is asking someone who is in the shower if you can wash your hands. I've found that females are much more likely to honor your request. :thumbup:

 
avoiding injuries said:
It's a cycle. Because of these fake washers, the faucet handle and paper towel dispenser is soiled too. So you wash your hands and then immediately touch two objects with germs, followed by the door handle which is even more contaminated.

They need to start having hand sanitizer stations right outside the bathroom door.

You're better off not washing as is.
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Turn off the faucet AFTER you grab a paper towel or towel. Same thing with door handle.

A pub by us has the wash basins outside the bathrooms.

 
avoiding injuries said:
It's a cycle. Because of these fake washers, the faucet handle and paper towel dispenser is soiled too. So you wash your hands and then immediately touch two objects with germs, followed by the door handle which is even more contaminated.

They need to start having hand sanitizer stations right outside the bathroom door.

You're better off not washing as is.
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because of this we have paper towel dispensers which are "no touch" you simply pull on the paper towel and (in theory) it pulls down and out and loads the next one up. In practice this is nothing more than a wall mounted paper towel shredder. Then, of course, the heathens simply drop the pieces of paper towel that come off onto the floor and keep shredding. By the end of the day there is enough shredded paper towel that a small hamster could comfortably live there. Perhaps i may as well just pee into that, good enough for the hamster good enough for me.

 
I don't touch myself when I pee. Instead, I pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles and let it flow. When done, I pull up my pants and leave.

 
My own bathroom hand washing study shows that forty percent do not wash their hands even after taking a dump. Of course I live in a depressed area that is thick with mutant type sub-humans. The percentage numbers may change by geographical location.

 
My penis is probably the cleanest part of my body. I shower in the morning, put on clean underwear. If I have to pee I am not touching any urine, If anything I should just wash my hands from shaking hands with people and touching door handles. Taking a dump is a different story.

 
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JERRY: I don't think that's the kind of thing you wanna hear about your father. But I'll tell you when he came out of that bathroom and he was kneading that dough, it was a wild scene.

GEORGE: How could he not have washed?

JERRY: Even if you're not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit. Turn the water on, do something.

GEORGE: Yeah, just like I do.

 
I like to wash my hands and penis when I'm finished urinating. I get a weird look from a co-worker here and there, or if I'm at the ball park sometimes people give a double take, but its all about being clean, right?

 
B-Deep said:
Here is what I hate. I hate it when someone fakes washing their hands after using the restroom, and does a half-assed job of faking it.

If you don;t want to wash your hands, fine, don't wash them. My preference would be that if this was the case you own it."I just touched my penis and WILL not wash my hands!" Just walk out of the restroom with your soiled fingers and be proud.

Barring that, if you feel you must engage in subterfuge, please have the common decency to put a little effort in. When you turn the water on, then right off without so much as a pause you are not fooling anyone. I am not saying you have to pretend to be a surgeon, hell you don;t even HAVE to put your hands in the water, but at least pause long enough that IN THEORY you could have washed your hands.

Come on people, faking proper hygiene should not be taken lightly. Show some commitment, please.
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You mean hands right?

I mean when I go to the bathroom I need to use 2 hands to hold my dong.

 
comfortably numb said:
B-Deep said:
Here is what I hate. I hate it when someone fakes washing their hands after using the restroom, and does a half-assed job of faking it.

If you don;t want to wash your hands, fine, don't wash them. My preference would be that if this was the case you own it."I just touched my penis and WILL not wash my hands!" Just walk out of the restroom with your soiled fingers and be proud.

Barring that, if you feel you must engage in subterfuge, please have the common decency to put a little effort in. When you turn the water on, then right off without so much as a pause you are not fooling anyone. I am not saying you have to pretend to be a surgeon, hell you don;t even HAVE to put your hands in the water, but at least pause long enough that IN THEORY you could have washed your hands.

Come on people, faking proper hygiene should not be taken lightly. Show some commitment, please.
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You mean hands right?

I mean when I go to the bathroom I need to use 2 hands to hold my dong.
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I always need to use the kids urinal, I need the extra room.

 
I don't touch my penis when I pee. Am I exempt from the obligatory hand wash? I do touch my hair a lot throughout the day. Maybe I should have a sink installed in my office.

 
Fennis said:
comfortably numb said:
B-Deep said:
Here is what I hate. I hate it when someone fakes washing their hands after using the restroom, and does a half-assed job of faking it.

If you don;t want to wash your hands, fine, don't wash them. My preference would be that if this was the case you own it."I just touched my penis and WILL not wash my hands!" Just walk out of the restroom with your soiled fingers and be proud.

Barring that, if you feel you must engage in subterfuge, please have the common decency to put a little effort in. When you turn the water on, then right off without so much as a pause you are not fooling anyone. I am not saying you have to pretend to be a surgeon, hell you don;t even HAVE to put your hands in the water, but at least pause long enough that IN THEORY you could have washed your hands.

Come on people, faking proper hygiene should not be taken lightly. Show some commitment, please.
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You mean hands right?

I mean when I go to the bathroom I need to use 2 hands to hold my dong.
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I always need to use the kids urinal, I need the extra room.
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Here's the deal. The main reason you wash your hands after peeing isn't to get the piss off of them; it's to get all of the germs off of your hands that you've collected since the last time you washed.

 
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