FBG vs Great White Shark (1 Viewer)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I figure my only chance would be to find a way to drain the pool in under two seconds.  I'm not sure how I could do that with only a butter knife.  Would it be allowed to consult with McGuyver during my week of contemplation.

 

[Dedfin]

You can watch an orca kill a great white on YouTube.  They are the alpha predator in the see and it's not even close. 

Pretty sure the alpha predator in any see is a Catholic priest

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Pretty sure the alpha predator in any see is a Catholic priest

In the Holy See it is the Pope, not your run of the mill priest.

 

[Bronco Billy]

You can watch an orca kill a great white on YouTube.  They are the alpha predator in the see and it's not even close. 

So what's the plan?  Lure an orca in by tempting it with the offer of a free butter knife if it will eat the shark's liver?

 

[Mad Cow]

Butter knife no..but  Give me a Ginsu and I think I could take it down. 

I wrestled in HS..if I could take the sharks back I could jab its eyes out with the Ginsu..then have my way with it.

Damn, you are hardcore.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

So what's the plan?  Lure an orca in by tempting it with the offer of a free butter knife if it will eat the shark's liver?

Orcas are not that easy.  You are going to need a full place setting for every member of its pod before it agrees.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Armed with a butter knife, great stuff, how did I miss this one.

 

[Dedfin]

In the Holy See it is the Pope, not your run of the mill priest.

You bet.  The Holy See isn't your run of the mill see.

 

[Foosball God]

We talking this kind of butter knife, or are you one of those people that call a dinner knife a butter knife?

 

[Bronco Billy]

Orcas are not that easy.  You are going to need a full place setting for every member of its pod before it agrees.

Even the Southern orcas?

.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We talking this kind of butter knife, or are you one of those people that call a dinner knife a butter knife?

The 2nd one

 

[Foosball God]

The 2nd one

Well ####, that changes everything.

 

[ShamrockPride]

I just use the first 10 lessons I gave to Chuck Norris.  Then, while the shark is disoriented and suffocating, I climb on top of it's back and leap into the air.  You catch that?  I jumped the shark.

 

[RokNRole]

Great whites don't do well in captivity.

I would just swim away for a few days until it died of shark depression.

 

[Van Dyman]

Great whites don't do well in captivity.

I would just swim away for a few days until it died of shark depression.

Could I have your staffing agency hire the shark to eat me?

(shark wouldn't show up for work, I win)

 

[RokNRole]

Could I have your staffing agency hire the shark to eat me?

(shark wouldn't show up for work, I win)

No way the shark passes an SSA E-verify so I wouldn't send them without the proper paperwork.

 

[Van Dyman]

No way the shark passes an SSA E-verify so I wouldn't send them without the proper paperwork.

Never gonna make your quota with that attitude.

(ETA: If the event is after June, I'll take it up with the new branch manager)

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Even the Southern orcas?

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Hell, they will do it for a pint of shine or if you simply dare them.

 

[Dedfin]

Hell, they will do it for a pint of shine or if you simply dare them.

I think it's been found that large aquatic mammals like orcas, some whales, and dolphins actually have different languages according to different zones which their pods inhabit.

 

[Buzzbait]

I really suck at swimming...  Shark 1 - TD 0

I'm pretty good at swimming. Doesn't matter. The score is the same. 

Buzzbait = shark chum 

 

[gianmarco]

Ok, which one of you is this?

 

[RokNRole]

Ok, which one of you is this?

Probably hit by Otis's 300 foot yacht

 

[boots11234]

Take butter knife and cut into small cut on thigh down to your artery in hopes that the wolf from the other scenario smells your blood, jumps in and rips your throat out before shark gets to you and rips your leg off.    

What do I win?

 

[Otis]

I thought you meant the ENTIRE FFA. We might have a chance collectively if all ten of us. But just one?  No way. 

 

[JaxBill]

Yeah I can't see a butter knife doing much good.

Everybody knows you need a scuba tank and a high powered rifle