FBguys, rate your wife (1 Viewer)

[St. Louis Bob]

It has been at least a decade since we've done this. You must have a wife to vote. Sorry to the rest of you for being single and banging whomever you want.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Not sure that's legal anymore in most states.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You mean by looks?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You mean by looks?

Any way you like.

 

[offdee]

Sorry to the rest of you for being single and banging whomever you want.

Just kidding.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Christo 10/10, Otis 0.5/10.

 

[matuski]

11 years and 2 kids has taken her from a 9 to a 7 unfortunately.

The decade has been worse to me though, so I can't complain.

 

[AAABatteries]

Christo 10/10, Otis 0.5/10.

 

[mr roboto]

Real life 7.5 IMO. Strikingly beautiful face, very nice body. Would be knocked down a bit by some because of can size but I like small bewbs.

 

[Abraham]

I think my wife would rate pretty highly. But I'm not about to quantify that here.

 

[Nugget]

This feels like a trap.

 

[spOOfy]

Christo 10/10, Otis 0.5/10.

 

[belljr]

I'd rate my wife pretty high.

 

[NutterButter]

Things have taken a significant turn for the better. We're up to a 7 now. I'd think an 8 would be max. I probably have a different opinion of what a 10 would be.

 

[(HULK)]

Looks or #####iness? Actually, it's an 8 either way.

 

[sbonomo]

I think 7 is a good number but i suspect other might rate higher. Face is easily a 8.5 or so...body has always been average.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Christo 10/10, Otis 0.5/10.

 

[offdee]

I probably have a different opinion of what a 10 would be.

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I probably have a different opinion of what a 10 would be.

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

We get it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Christo 10/10, Otis 0.5/10.

:LMAO:

 

[-jb-]

This becomes a better poll when we can rate others' wives.

 

[Abraham]

Bobs wife and romos wife draw high marks.

 

[NutterButter]

I probably have a different opinion of what a 10 would be.

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

I get it for looks, but are we just talking about looks when being asked to rate our wives? If not than you have to consider how's the sex, how is she as a mom, how much of a living does she bring in, how's the personality which can be broken down into intelligence, sense of humor, not a pita, etc. In order to be a 10, you really have to be very high in the majority in not the most of those.

 

[offdee]

I probably have a different opinion of what a 10 would be.

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

I get it for looks, but are we just talking about looks when being asked to rate our wives? If not than you have to consider how's the sex, how is she as a mom, how much of a living does she bring in, how's the personality which can be broken down into intelligence, sense of humor, not a pita, etc. In order to be a 10, you really have to be very high in the majority in not the most of those.

Really? Nobody here cares how much money she brings in. It's the looks only.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I don't know the appropriate Offdee designation for "tops that will occasionally touch my penis."

 

[Koya]

9.5

(Hi honey)*

* she wouldn't believe me if I said ten, although that's what I really meant

:hi: honey

 

[xulf]

I probably have a different opinion of what a 10 would be.

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

I get it for looks, but are we just talking about looks when being asked to rate our wives? If not than you have to consider how's the sex, how is she as a mom, how much of a living does she bring in, how's the personality which can be broken down into intelligence, sense of humor, not a pita, etc. In order to be a 10, you really have to be very high in the majority in not the most of those.

Really? Nobody here cares how much money she brings in. It's the looks only.

Naive.

 

[3C's]

Hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We're really slipping. We all had "10's" at one time.

 

[Riversco]

I think my wife would rate pretty highly. But I'm not about to quantify that here.

If you're reading this Abraham wife, he's saying you're a 6. Welcome!

 

[NutterButter]

I probably have a different opinion of what a 10 would be.

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

-------

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

I get it for looks, but are we just talking about looks when being asked to rate our wives? If not than you have to consider how's the sex, how is she as a mom, how much of a living does she bring in, how's the personality which can be broken down into intelligence, sense of humor, not a pita, etc. In order to be a 10, you really have to be very high in the majority in not the most of those.

Really? Nobody here cares how much money she brings in. It's the looks only.

Ok. And 9 people that voted have wives that are flawless and very rare. Sure.

 

[Disco Stu]

#gradeinflation

 

[Abraham]

I think my wife would rate pretty highly. But I'm not about to quantify that here.

If you're reading this Abraham wife, he's saying you're a 6. Welcome!

A few people here have seen my wife. I doubt they would say she's a 6.

 

[belljr]

My wife has nice skin.. GM approved via pictures

 

[TheWalkmen]

I probably have a different opinion of what a 10 would be.

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

-------

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

How can a woman with fake hoots be a 10?

 

[Riversco]

I think my wife would rate pretty highly. But I'm not about to quantify that here.

If you're reading this Abraham wife, he's saying you're a 6. Welcome!

A few people here have seen my wife. I doubt they would say she's a 6.

oh lighten up just a joke

 

[Abraham]

I think my wife would rate pretty highly. But I'm not about to quantify that here.

If you're reading this Abraham wife, he's saying you're a 6. Welcome!

A few people here have seen my wife. I doubt they would say she's a 6.

oh lighten up just a joke

I think my punch line didn't come through.

 

[Brunell4MVP]

I need categories

Looks 9

Income 10

Sex 8

Moodiness 5

Went with 7. Dealing with the mood swings as we get older wears on me. It's all women to be sure. I just feel less and less like dealing with it.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.

Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.

 

[DrJ]

At Wisconsin Dells right now so I've gotten a fair look at what she's up against in her age/kid bracket with as few clothes as these women will bring themselves to wear. We're obviously going with a different scale here that that stupid crap offdee trots out, but she does alright in this category, probably 7.5 and maybe even 8. I gave this a quick 7 without much thought, but I should probably go more 8-9 range if we're going beyond looks and using said grading curve.

 

[DrJ]

Good news for you dudes though, about 90% of dudes across all age brackets are huge fat asses so you guys aren't actually all that much fatter than the general population on average.

 

[zoonation]

Grading on a curve is basically an admission that she is <7

 

[DrJ]

Grading on a curve is basically an admission that she is <7

If we didn't use a curve, most of you are lying.

 

[3C's]

Hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.

Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.

and thanks

Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.

 

[Spike]

I think my wife would rate pretty highly. But I'm not about to quantify that here.

+1

 

[comfortably numb]

8....for her age

 

[James Daulton]

lol at this thread. How many 7+ women 35yrs and older do you see walking around? I guess the ones we see are all married to FBGs.

 

[El Floppo]

11 years and 2 kids has taken her from a 9 to a 7 unfortunately.

The decade has been worse to me though, so I can't complain.

Lookwise, ditto, except 9 years married.

Personalitywise, she's still a 10 to me.



I hate that ####### #####.

 

[Fat Nick]

This is a public poll. Other members will be able to see which options you chose

10/10. Hi honey!

She knows about this place...

 

[Steve Tasker]

Hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.

Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.

and thanks

Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.

(your daughter is hotter too)