Buck Bradcanon
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FBguys, rate your wife (1 Viewer)
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Otis
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
What about a FBGs, rate yourself poll?
James Daulton
Footballguy
NutterButter
Footballguy
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Seriously?
Abraham
Footballguy
My wife isn't 22 anymore, so she isn't the hottest woman in the club like she was back then mostly because we don't go to the club. And now she dresses "cute" or comfortable because she's at home with the kids all day. But thankfully I'm married to a woman that refuses to let motherhood turn her in to a tubby, lazy "mom". And when we go to an event where there is a reason to put on something even a little nicer than the regular stuff she is a knockout.
So whatever number that is.
So whatever number that is.
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Koya
Footballguy
(your daughter is hotter too)Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
and thanks
Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Definitely 100 pounds overweight.
3C's
Footballguy
Hey, that's someone's daughter!(your daughter is hotter too)Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.
She obviously gets her good looks from me.
3C's
Footballguy
Nah, she's almost 20 now.(your daughter is hotter too)Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
:admiralakbar:
Exactly. This is why getting a hot woman who is a huge pain in the ### is pretty dumb. In 10 years she's unlikely to be nearly as hot, but is very likely to be at least as big of a pain in the ###. And will probably make you abandon your friends like that one guy's hot wife (don't remember the poster)
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
My wife is 5-9 and weighed around 125 when I first met her, cute a little on the thin side but with full breasts. Body type when we met was kind of like Hillary Swanks from the first Karate Kid. Like any good GM I was projecting potential down the road.
Mike Mayock would have said "Good body type, a little lean now but has potential with some gym work, great attitude. Intangibles are she likes drinking beer and watching sports. Like her upside.
After 2 kids and 15 lbs she is at what I consider her perfect weight.
A basic rule of thumb... If a women is short and thick when you meet they usually get shorter and thicker as time goes on.
Mike Mayock would have said "Good body type, a little lean now but has potential with some gym work, great attitude. Intangibles are she likes drinking beer and watching sports. Like her upside.
After 2 kids and 15 lbs she is at what I consider her perfect weight.
A basic rule of thumb... If a women is short and thick when you meet they usually get shorter and thicker as time goes on.
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It's actually pretty smooth, comments are awesome. "Hey honey, I'm terrified of being honest with you"
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
James Daulton
Footballguy
How about a poll where FBG wive's rate their husband. Pretty sure it too would not resemble this pole.
3C's
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I refuse to believe either of these posts without physical evidence to support the claim.(your daughter is hotter too)Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.
(HULK)
(Smash)
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
culdeus
Footballguy
Maybe you haven't seen what average looks like lately.
Average is roughly 35-60 pounds overweight with no reasonable attempts to actually dress up beyond a solid t-shirt and size 16 jeggings.
The average walmart shopper is a 3, average Target shopper is a 5, average whole foods shopper is a 7. That's your scale right there.
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
This is FBGs. Do you really expect a group of one percenters to be married to a bunch of pigs?
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
3C's
Footballguy
Tasker is not my alias (I don't have one). That's physical evidence.I refuse to believe either of these posts without physical evidence to support the claim.(your daughter is hotter too)Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Facebook>greatest invention of our time?I refuse to believe either of these posts without physical evidence to support the claim.(your daughter is hotter too)Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.
3C's
Footballguy
All I know is I do NOT want to see what's on her (daughter) instagram.Facebook>greatest invention of our time?I refuse to believe either of these posts without physical evidence to support the claim.(your daughter is hotter too)Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I would like to do awesome things to her. You know, hypothetically.A few people here have seen my wife. I doubt they would say she's a 6.If you're reading this Abraham wife, he's saying you're a 6. Welcome!I think my wife would rate pretty highly. But I'm not about to quantify that here.
Abraham
Footballguy
She'd probably appreciate it and I could take a break to recover from the 5 day break I just had. Win win.I would like to do awesome things to her. You know, hypothetically.A few people here have seen my wife. I doubt they would say she's a 6.If you're reading this Abraham wife, he's saying you're a 6. Welcome!I think my wife would rate pretty highly. But I'm not about to quantify that here.
Papa Georgio
Footballguy
Using the pic Offdee posted as a template I'd have to say a 7 which seems low compared to what others are saying but I think pretty accurate.
If I graded on a curve as to what most guys my age are walking around with she's a 10+ in attractiveness.
If I graded on a curve as to what most guys my age are walking around with she's a 10+ in attractiveness.
krista4
Footballguy
I found the one FBG who rated his wife too low.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Yeah, I scanned your friends list, but laziness wins out again.Facebook>greatest invention of our time?I refuse to believe either of these posts without physical evidence to support the claim.(your daughter is hotter too)Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
My wife just said, "You're a solid 10."My wife would probably give me a 3
As she walked away, I think I heard her mutter, "This is a 100 point scale, right?"
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Thanks for the kind words GBK4.
I was gonna say 6.
krista4
Footballguy
Thanks for the kind words GBK4.
I was gonna say 6.
I think you're trying to be realistic, unlike most others, but she's at least an 8 IMO.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Last visit to profile.. Today Today Today Today Today Today.Thanks for the kind words GBK4.
I was gonna say 6.
Here's a pic you cretins. Not her best shot but you get the idea.
Village Idiot
Pokerguy
You probably wouldn't want to see her, she's a tall blonde so totally not your type....waitI refuse to believe either of these posts without physical evidence to support the claim.(your daughter is hotter too)Your wife's a lot hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow.
Just a crossposting of sorts from the "Paltrow is single" thread.
Keerock
Footballguy
I like her cardigan.Last visit to profile.. Today Today Today Today Today Today.Thanks for the kind words GBK4.
I was gonna say 6.
Here's a pic you cretins. Not her best shot but you get the idea.
krista4
Footballguy
Sorry, didn't mean to release the hounds.Last visit to profile.. Today Today Today Today Today Today.Thanks for the kind words GBK4.
I was gonna say 6.
Here's a pic you cretins. Not her best shot but you get the idea.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Sonofa... 
