FFA Rap Battle Thread - No Wiggity Wack Bars (1 Viewer)

[Concept Coop]

Brag and/or insult posters in this thread using rap. Use the poster above as default, if no direct target. 4 bar minimum. No wack bars.

There is no bigger threat than the best rapper on the internets

Superior intellect; dead set on disrespect

The very man they warned of on "Protect Ya Neck"

In just a sec he'll slit your chest and lift your check

Check!

 

[bostonfred]

I don't know what that was but I challenge timsochet, eminence or any other internet attention whore to a rap battle. But beware because I will frigging obliterate you.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

When I see bfred rapping with bragadaccio

I can't help thinking of girly men like Ralph Macchio

This ain't Amun Ra, your victory points won't tally

Cause I'll own you all four seasons

Like my name was Frankie Valli.

S to the C Double O to the B

Scooby's in the thread, son

Don't even try to step to me.

 

[Eminence]

I don't know what that was but I challenge timsochet, eminence or any other internet attention whore to a rap battle. But beware because I will frigging obliterate you.

I'm not an attention whore, I'm an entertainer. Furthermore, my skin isn't nearly dark enough to rap. I can write you a nice Haiku, however.

 

[eoMMan]

After I stab you in your piehole,

You're gonna call me the next disciple.

 

[Eminence]

Haiku

Bostonfred is here!
He is being mean to me.
My feelings are hurt...

by Eminence

 

[Concept Coop]

Haiku

Bostonfred is here!

He is being mean to me.

My feelings are hurt...

by Eminence

No haiku.

 

[bostonfred]

When I see bfred rapping with bragadaccio

I can't help thinking of girly men like Ralph Macchio

This ain't Amun Ra, your victory points won't tally

Cause I'll own you all four seasons

Like my name was Frankie Valli.

S to the C Double O to the B

Scooby's in the thread, son

Don't even try to step to me.

http://youtu.be/R2EIAlyaqlA

 

[Mario Kart]

All that needs to be said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw