FFA, what is your "She is probably crazy" red flag? (1 Viewer)

[bosoxs45]

 

[Josie Maran]

If she wants to be with me, warning flares are immediately launched.

 

[Jayrok]

Her pooping in the car is often an indication she has issues.

 

[villa]

She is a girl....

 

[koby925]

Daddy issues

Only friends are guys

 

[pats3in4]

She cannot self-soothe to re-engage in a calmer manner during a conflict. Lots of anger buried within.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

She

 

[LongDuckDong]

She cannot self-soothe to re-engage in a calmer manner during a conflict. Lots of anger buried within.

Damn good one. I'd add extremely inconsistent behavior - we all have times we waver in what we're doing, but I have a great run of dating women who want 5 different things out of life 5 different days - a great sign she's spoiled rotten and full of the cray-cray.

 

[Dentist]

She cannot self-soothe to re-engage in a calmer manner during a conflict. Lots of anger buried within.

this is an actually really solid reply that i agree with

 

[Zow]

She doesn't want to be with me.

 

[grateful zed]

asks for hydrocodone.

 

[McGarnicle]

Fake jugs is about 80-90% accurate.

If she seems even less accountable for her actions than the average female.

If she ever threatens to stab you or burn you alive, even in jest.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

She cannot self-soothe to re-engage in a calmer manner during a conflict. Lots of anger buried within.

this is an actually really solid reply that i agree with

As I started to read...I thought he was going in another direction.....

 

[kentric]

If we go to the diner the morning after a wild night and give the waitress two breakfast orders - for herself...

 

[General Malaise]

Girls that don't drive freak me the freak out.

 

[TLEF316]

Calls her mother every day

Claiming she has too much drama in her life (on most cases, she's the source)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She has more than 2 cats. ( K4 and YSR)

And this is coming from the Cat Whisperer

 

[Ditka Butkus]

How they act prior to their menstrual cycle.....If they turn into Sybil......

 

[McGarnicle]

Calls her mother every day

Claiming she has too much drama in her life (on most cases, she's the source)

Good one. Or how about "I don't have many female friends, girls are always jealous of my looks". <-- But this chick is likely a LOT of fun to hang out with on a short term basis.

 

[IC FBGCav]

When she stands in front of the door with a knife to her wrist and threatens to cut herself if you go out with your friends again.

 

[Sarnoff]

Complains about how I treated her in a dream she had.

 

[Dentist]

Calls her mother every day

Claiming she has too much drama in her life (on most cases, she's the source)

Good one. Or how about "I don't have many female friends, girls are always jealous of my looks". <-- But this chick is likely a LOT of fun to hang out with on a short term basis.

actually, not many female friends in general regardless of the reason is generally a red flag.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Jesus...after reading this thread I need to run out and get a divorce.

 

[Dentist]

Complains about how I treated her in a dream she had.

this schtick is so horrible.. man i agree.

Dreams are like a stack of photographs... If i'm not in any of them and no one is having sex or in a bikini... then i'm just not interested.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If she wants to be with me, warning flares are immediately launched.

Honest to god I actually said this to one of my friends way, way back about a chick.

Believe it or not, when I was about 19, this chick became obsessed with me. Borderline stalker type stuff. Unfortunately she wasn't even close enough to "hot" to use just for the crazy-girl sex. One of my buddies said something like "Jeez, take her out a couple of times. You never know. She might be cool."

I told him "There is no way a normal person would be THAT into me. She's gotta be a lunatic."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When she stands in front of the door with a knife to her wrist and threatens to cut herself if you go out with your friends again.

"Remember, Babe: Vertical, not horizontal. Ciao!"

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

Bringing up doing something with each others kids on the first date. (for the divorced ones out there)

 

[IC FBGCav]

When she stands in front of the door with a knife to her wrist and threatens to cut herself if you go out with your friends again.

"Remember, Babe: Vertical, not horizontal. Ciao!"

HFS! Were you there? I told her she was holdig the knife wrong way.

 

[jon_mx]

Girl has a swasticka tattoo on her left breast and speaks fluent German.

 

[grateful zed]

shaved snatch

 

[McGarnicle]

Calls her mother every day

Claiming she has too much drama in her life (on most cases, she's the source)

Good one. Or how about "I don't have many female friends, girls are always jealous of my looks". <-- But this chick is likely a LOT of fun to hang out with on a short term basis.

actually, not many female friends in general regardless of the reason is generally a red flag.

Yeah, and "I'm too pretty" is never accurate anyway. And it goes along with the lack of accountability I mentioned before. Can't be anything I'm doing -- all the OTHER girls are byatches.

 

[NCCommish]

shaved snatch

Going to have to disagree with this one.

 

[ChainsawU]

If she jerks you off underneath a blanket in the back seast of her parents' Lincoln Towncar while her dad is driving and her mom is also in the front seat.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

shaved snatch

I find the more hair they have means the crazier they are.

 

[ChainsawU]

Also, if she calls your house out of the blue after never having met you, but has seen you around town and knows who you are. And you end up having sex with her that same night.

 

[NCCommish]

Calls her mother every day

Claiming she has too much drama in her life (on most cases, she's the source)

Good one. Or how about "I don't have many female friends, girls are always jealous of my looks". <-- But this chick is likely a LOT of fun to hang out with on a short term basis.

actually, not many female friends in general regardless of the reason is generally a red flag.

Yeah, and "I'm too pretty" is never accurate anyway. And it goes along with the lack of accountability I mentioned before. Can't be anything I'm doing -- all the OTHER girls are byatches.

Have you guys ever actually met a woman? You put 3 in a room and by noon two of them are convinced the 3rd one is a whore.

As I like to say women understand women and they hate them.

 

[McGarnicle]

I dated a woman very briefly who had been fired from 9 jobs in 2 years. And at her current waitressing job, she couldn't believe how unreasonable those people were. One day I just couldn't take it anymore, I had to ask if maybe, just maybe, something she may have said or done could have led to any of those issues at past jobs. She gave me the meanest look you could imagine.

 

[ChainsawU]

Also, if she seduces you before you are eighteen years old and she is well into her twenties and was your sister's college roommate.

 

[RUSF18]

If she has a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

If she jerks you off underneath a blanket in the back seast of her parents' Lincoln Towncar while her dad is driving and her mom is also in the front seat.

I dated a chick in college that jerked me off underneath a blanked in the living room of her parents place while we all watched TV.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

Also, if she seduces you before you are eighteen years old and she is well into her twenties and was your sister's college roommate.

That's not crazy...that's hot!

 

[grateful zed]

freely recounts mosh pit stories

 

[Parrothead]

2 boobs and a vag

 

[ChainsawU]

If she jerks you off underneath a blanket in the back seast of her parents' Lincoln Towncar while her dad is driving and her mom is also in the front seat.

I dated a chick in college that jerked me off underneath a blanked in the living room of her parents place while we all watched TV.

 

[Joe Summer]

If she jerks you off underneath a blanket in the back seast of her parents' Lincoln Towncar while her dad is driving and her mom is also in the front seat.

I dated a chick in college that jerked me off underneath a blanked in the living room of her parents place while we all watched TV.

What were you watching?

 

[Parrothead]

If she jerks you off underneath a blanket in the back seast of her parents' Lincoln Towncar while her dad is driving and her mom is also in the front seat.

I dated a chick in college that jerked me off underneath a blanked in the living room of her parents place while we all watched TV.

What were you watching?

Schindler's List

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

If she jerks you off underneath a blanket in the back seast of her parents' Lincoln Towncar while her dad is driving and her mom is also in the front seat.

I dated a chick in college that jerked me off underneath a blanked in the living room of her parents place while we all watched TV.

What were you watching?

I don't remember and I could have cared less what was on TV at that point. Maybe it was The Jerk?

 

[Joe T]

Has cats.

And / or is on facebook a lot.

 

[HughHoney]

Also, if she seduces you before you are eighteen years old and she is well into her twenties and was your sister's college roommate.

Go on.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If she jerks you off underneath a blanket in the back seast of her parents' Lincoln Towncar while her dad is driving and her mom is also in the front seat.

I dated a chick in college that jerked me off underneath a blanked in the living room of her parents place while we all watched TV.

What were you watching?

I don't remember and I could have cared less what was on TV at that point. Maybe it was The Jerk?

The Band of the Hand?