Fictitious NBA Player Nicknames: Past and Present (1 Viewer)

[Limp Ditka]

In honor of 'nickname night' in the NBA, every baller needs a nickname, so help them out.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Earl the pearl necklace.

 

[Fariq]

Manute "Beanpole" Bol

Jeff "Pickles" Malone

Randolph "House" Keys

Bill "White Shaq" Wennington

Jon "White Lightning" Koncak

Ledell "Stump" Eackles

Eric "White Tree" Anderson

Eddie Lee "Roth" Wilkins

Spud "Donald" Webb

Chris "Mr. Wonderful" Jent

Andrew "Hang Glider" Lang

 

[Warrior]

Lebron "waaah" James

Manute "Soup" Bol

Sam "@_@" Cassel

 

[Fariq]

Popeye "The Sailor Man" Jones

Terry "The Yeti" Teague

Bob "White Thunder" Sura

Jim "Jimbo" Jackson

Frank "Sinbad" Brickowski

Otis "O.T." Thorpe

Greg "The Geek" Kite

Gerald "Outside" Paddio

Robert "Ice" Pack

Armon "Pineapples" Gilliam

Rodrick "R.R." Rhodes

Jerome "J.A." Allen

Larry "Ace" Krystkowiak

Malcolm "Eminem" Mackey

Vinny "White Negro" Del Negro

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Charles "Donkey Punch" Oakley

 

[Ilov80s]

Michael Moneyline Jordan

The Pyongyangsta Dennis Rodman

Mr Next Year Derrick Rose

 

[Limp Ditka]

Kobe 'Rapey' Bryant

 

[STBootleg]

As Daniel Tosh once said "paraphrasing" "I compare AIDS to rape, if you play forward for the Lakers it doesn't affect you".

I have no nick names to add .

 

[flapgreen]

As Daniel Tosh once said "paraphrasing" "I compare AIDS to rape, if you play forward for the Lakers it doesn't affect you".

I have no nick names to add .

 

[Limp Ditka]

Shawn 'Palimoney' Kemp

 

[bakes]

Some we had in our old hoops fantasy league, not all of them original but...:

Keith "My Bad" Van Horn

Sam "Alien" Cassell

Cliff "The Spliff" Robinson

Kurt "Crazy Eyes" Thomas

Channing "Futurama" Frye

Jonathan "Robot" Bender

Manu "La Mancha" Ginobili

Kenyon "Blue Light Special" Martin

Andray "Clorox" Blatche

Ben "Ben-Wa" Wallace

Ike "Howl from Beyond" Austin

Allan "The Ghost Who Scores 20" Houston

Reggie "Ferengi" Miller

Yinka "Dinka Dunka" Dare

Kerry Kittles "And Bits"

Rony "Black Hole" Seikaly

Pervis "Out of Service" Ellison

Vlade "The Inhaler" Divac

 

[fantasycurse42]

Dennis "Jong" Rodman

 

[mquinnjr]

As Daniel Tosh once said "paraphrasing" "I compare AIDS to rape, if you play forward for the Lakers it doesn't affect you".

I have no nick names to add .

:dropsmic:

 

[Buffaloes]

Anderson "Sideshow Bob" Varejao

 

[Fennis]

Fennis Dembo Fan

 

[Fariq]

Fennis "The Pest" Dembo

Kobe "Black Roethlisberger" Bryant

Dan "White Lightning" Majerle

Benoit "B.B." Benjamin

Xavier "X Dot" McDaniel

Mitchell "Crack" Wiggins

Bobby "Balls" Hurley

 

[Buffaloes]

Rolando "Blackman" Blackman

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Kevin "Get No" Love

 

[Zow]

Delonte "mother####er" West

 

[Zow]

Andrew "25 percent" Bynum

 

[Frostillicus]

As Daniel Tosh once said "paraphrasing" "I compare AIDS to rape, if you play forward for the Lakers it doesn't affect you".

I have no nick names to add .

But they're both guards.

 

[Osaurus]

Tuber Jones

 

[SWC]

i love making up nicknames so great idea on this one brohan here are some that i came up with greg i am a pile of crap jennings monta please blast me into space on a rocket aimed at the outer reaches of where star trek went down ellis and the milwaukee how do we still have a team bucks take that to the bank brohans

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tim "Third Leg" Reynolds

Heavy Matt Greenfield

Steve $5 Hortense

Ledarius "Purple Drank" Dawson

Jimmy "Shower Boner" McFadden

Tommy "Nerf Hoop" Caldone

Farmer Blow Maloney

 

[Fariq]

Tim "Third Leg" Reynolds

Heavy Matt Greenfield

Steve $5 Hortense

Ledarius "Purple Drank" Dawson

Jimmy "Shower Boner" McFadden

Tommy "Nerf Hoop" Caldone

Farmer Blow Maloney

John "Three Drainer" LewisScott "The Shot" Turner

Rodney "Black Guy" Jenkinz

Zeus "E.T." Patterson

Marv "Albert" McDaniels

 

[Fariq]

Kenny "Kenbo" Borton

Harry "Slick Shot" Carpenter

Miles "Sock Puppet" Malone

Mark "The Spark" Poplowski

 

[D in the D]

Uwe "The" Blab

 

[Fariq]

Tree "Jonathan" Rollins

Henry "Pudding" James

Eldridge "The Bridge" Recasner

Vinny "El Whito" Del Negro

Charles "The Pez Dispenser" Oakley

Kevin "Big Pumpkin" Willis

Duane "Sidewinder" Ferrell

Shawn "Super Sperm" Kemp

 

[Limp Ditka]

Vinny "Not Really" Del Negro

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Lebron "The Hairline" James

 

[Fariq]

Karl "The Elephant" Malone

Jerry "Rod" Reynolds

Toni "Joe Paterno" Kukoc

Chris "Ministry of Pain" Andersen

 

[saintfool]

Manu "Nanu" Ginobli

Kevin "Quack" Duckworth

Renaldo "Slip n Slide" Blix