Fictitious Politicians Who Would Be Better Presidents Than Trump (1 Viewer)

[Snoopy]

Kang and Kodos 

 

[E Street Brat]

Gilligan.

 

[RenegadeGM]

I was trying to think yesterday who I wouldn't want as President instead of Trump. It's a short list. Right now if you could take Trump or Todd Bridges, who do you choose? I honestly would lean Willis.




 

I think Gordon Jump served as his Secretary of the Interior on one very special episode, if ya know what I mean...

 

[RenegadeGM]

David Puddy.

"You signed an executive order banning the term grease monkey and calling for the installation of an Arby's at every street corner?"

"Yeah, that's right."

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

ETA Not to mention economics.  For example President Cheesy Poof asking if a strong dollar is a good thing or a bad thing.  WTMF.  

Trick question. Because the only good answer is "it depends".

 

[Gr00vus]

Selina Meyer

Selina: Jesus Christ. You know, you do your best, you try to serve the people, and then they just #### you over.
Gary: Yep.
Selina: And you know why? Because they’re ignorant and they’re dumb as ####. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is democracy.

Selina: Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me.
Jonah: OK.
Selina: You like to have sex and you like to travel?
Jonah: Yes, ma’am.
Selina: Then you can #### off.

Sue: Congressman Furlong called and he’d like some face time.
Selina: OK, well, let’s see: I’d rather set fire to my vulva, so that’s a no.

“Europe used to be my favorite continent. Now it’s not even in my Top-5.”

“God, I would love to #### a firefighter. Hey, I’m the president. I can #### anybody I want now, right?”

 

[RokNRole]

Dan Quinn

 

[Frostillicus]

Your mom.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oscar Gold

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Butters

 

[lakerstan]

Jan Brady ran for most popular girl at Westdale High

Would that make George Glass the VP?

 

[MikeIke]

I think Gordon Jump served as his Secretary of the Interior on one very special episode, if ya know what I mean...

I know what you mean,  GB.  I don't think any "very special episode"  can compare with that one. 

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Trick question. Because the only good answer is "it depends".

Exactly but the greatest businessman of all time doesn't know this.  Scary, scary, stuff. 

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Benson

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Exactly but the greatest businessman of all time doesn't know this.  Scary, scary, stuff. 

He understands macroeconomics worse than most politicians, which is quite a statement, since the vast majority of them are economic illiterates.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Jan Brady ran for most popular girl at Westdale High

Fillmore Jr High actually

 

[Sheriff Bart]

He understands macroeconomics worse than most politicians, which is quite a statement, since the vast majority of them are economic illiterates.

It's almost like he isn't all that smart and was given everything he has. 

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Garfield 

 

[MikeIke]

Fillmore Jr High actually

OMG,  I want to kiss you and smack you at the same time. 

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Trump Pot

 

[RenegadeGM]

Lance Link, Secret Chimp

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The mayor from Ghostbusters would be infinitely better. 

 

[Parrothead]

Fillmore Jr High actually

I feel shame

 

[Brony]

The Rock 

Not the person. Any particular stone, boulder, or lump of dirt 

 

[jon_mx]

The Soup Nazi. 

 

[jon_mx]

I would say I'm flattered but almost anyone, real or fictitious,  with a basic understanding of history and geopolitics would be better than the joke we have now. 

ETA Not to mention economics.  For example President Cheesy Poof asking if a strong dollar is a good thing or a bad thing.  WTMF.  

I thought you were hung.

 

[The General]

Boss Hogg

First one that came to mind

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I feel shame

Don't feel bad.  That episode was part of the last season.  Jan would have been at least 15 and at least a Freshman at Westdale.  But for some reason, as stated more than a couple of times in the episode, she doesn't go to the same school as Marcia and Greg.  Sloppy writing for sure.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Don't feel bad.  That episode was part of the last season.  Jan would have been at least 15 and at least a Freshman at Westdale.  But for some reason, as stated more than a couple of times in the episode, she doesn't go to the same school as Marcia and Greg.  Sloppy writing for sure.

  

Back then, I think Junior High was 7-8-9, and High School was 10-12.

That is how it was where I grew up.  Now we have Elementary K-5, Middle School 6-8, and High School 9-12.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Preident:  Bugs Bunny

Vice president:  Bugs Bunny

Secretary of State:  Bugs Bunny

Secretary of Defense:  Bugs Bunny

Secretary of the Treasury: Bugs Bunny

Secretary of the Interior: Bugs Bunny

Secretary of Transportation:  Bugs Bunny

Secretary of Homeland Security:  Bugs Bunny

Right field:  Bugs Bunny

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Vote Quimby

 

[3C's]

for sure

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The mayor from Ghostbusters would be infinitely better. 

Hell, I'd take the mayor from Jaws. 

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Mayor Adam West 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Inanimate carbon rod

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

It was Donna Brazile's idea to start this thread, wasn't it.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Former Agrestic council chair Doug Wilson

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

It was Donna Brazile's idea to start this thread, wasn't it.

They're probably working on their plan to run Hillary again. Because it's really her time now.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Sterling Archer

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Sterling Archer

The late Italian Prime Minister Savio Mascalzone

 

[Gr00vus]

Nixon's Head

Aroooooo

 

[cockroach]

Terry Crews as the Idiocracy commander in chief... President Camacho was it? 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Terry Crews as the Idiocracy commander in chief... President Camacho was it? 

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Remember the gardener Peter Sellers played in Being There? 

He was like Trump but with a much nicer personality.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

He was like Trump but with a much nicer personality.

They both like to watch

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Mayor Quimby.  

Mayor Quimby: We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a nearby city who will?

 

[Gr00vus]

The Humongous.

This guy's too strong for propecia, comb overs or wigs. Trump as President? What a puny plan. 

 

[Sabertooth]

Jimmy Two Times.  Used to say everything twice.  

 

[maxwelledison]

Gov. William J. Le Petomane 

ETA - replied without seeing very first post. Easy winner here, imo.