Fictitious reasons white people riot (3 Viewers)

[avoiding injuries]

Fictitious reasons white people riot:

 

[gandalas]

Starbucks closed for repairs during the morning commute.

 

[Todd Andrews]

47%

 

[Buckfast 1]

The Apple store is sold out of the IPhone 6.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Forgot your 20% off coupon while shopping at bed bath and beyond.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Excessive wait time at brunch.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Festival seating at a Michael Buble concert.

 

[gandalas]

Tickets sold out for the latest mega country act.

 

[avoiding injuries]

1/2 off night at panera bread

 

[eoMMan]

Tony Romo threw another interception!!!

 

[Penguin]

Bernie Kosar

 

[derek245583]

Blacks not rioting

 

[avoiding injuries]

Free tickets to the Ellen traveling show

 

[scottybo]

Taylor Swift writes a song about staying in a relationship.

 

[Fennis]

turned away for having 15 items in the 10 item or less check out line.

 

[Fennis]

Forgot your 20% off coupon while shopping at bed bath and beyond.

I hate that!

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Those fascists on the condo board!

 

[Fennis]

Mr. and Mrs. Howell not given their proper dues.

 

[Ilov80s]

Your favorite hockey team lost. Oh wait, you said fictitious.... Ok, Woodstock is happening? Never mind, I suck at this.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

One word: cronuts.

 

[Fennis]

flower holder removed from the new VW Beetle

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Black Friday.

Sorry, forgot this was a fictitious thread.

 

[Fennis]

Hispanic guy at the club refuses to valet park the car.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Water restrictions preventing you from washing your car or watering your lawn

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Mayonnaise shortage

 

[Fennis]

"Lost" gets cancelled

 

[Fennis]

someone says something bad about Joss Whedon.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Chic Fil A announces they're closing on Saturdays too.

 

[Ilov80s]

Whole Foods is out of organic kale.

 

[Buckfast 1]

The local craft brewery ran out of their small batch release.

 

[Buckfast 1]

Chic Fil A announces they're closing on Saturdays too.

I would definitely riot for that.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

All hiking trails shut down

 

[Fennis]

golf course overrun with kids and minorities. Thanks a lot Tiger Woods.

 

[Ilov80s]

Their neighbor hasn't pulled the weeds on the side of their house in 2 weeks.

 

[Fennis]

The guy in the Rolls next to you doesn't have Grey Poupon!

 

[avoiding injuries]

Costco starts accepting Visa and MasterCard.

 

[flysack]

Yet another white Wall Street trader arrested. Profiling!

 

[avoiding injuries]

St Patrick's Day bar crawl is cancelled

 

[flysack]

Sushi boycott by Japanese to commemorate Californian internment camps. Get over it! Give us back our raw fish you ####s!

 

[Fennis]

fast food workers go out on strike

 

[flysack]

FOX News told them to.

 

[flysack]

Nationwide condom shortage. All anyone has left is Magnums.

 

[Fennis]

Latest Tesla model has a 2 year waiting list

 

[flysack]

Disney cancels plans to film any new Star Wars movies, burying the franchise.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Local kickball league gets cancelled

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Kids having to pay 45 cents for their lunch when those other kids get to eat for free.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Climate change is debunked

 

[Todd Andrews]

Benghaziiiii!!!!!!1!!!!!

 

[Tecumseh]

Move to tropical paradise only to discover that there are mosquitoes there.

 

[Fennis]

neighbors party still going on after 10 PM