Fictitious Thread Titles by real FBGs (1 Viewer)

[Moe Green]

"We've definitely changed the way things are run around here over the years." Joe Bryant

LOL

 

[Doctor Detroit]

"Poll: BEAT-OFF: Shuke vs. GM"

How long have you been keeping that in your back pocket?

 

[ArcticEdge]

"Enjoying some camembert and listening to Tchaikovsky, shake my hand?" ArcticEdge

 

[Keerock]

"Big 10 - Conference of Champions!" - LHUCKS

 

[Big Dumb Ape]

"How I helped my iFriend get a great mortgage deal on his new house" - proninja

Damn. Beat me to it. I was going to say:"I'll call you back promptly regardless of what's going on in my personal life" - me

 

[Keerock]

"I choose to sit and keep my hat on during the National Anthem" - Doctor Detroit

 

[Big Dumb Ape]

I aspire to your level of awesomeness

-Anteater

 

[ArcticEdge]

"Please join my fan club. My imdb page is............" ~Nipsey

 

[ArcticEdge]

"I choose to sit and keep my hat on during the National Anthem" - Doctor Detroit

This thread is awesome!

 

[Keerock]

"I love my wife and kids" - Greco

 

[Keerock]

"Just tried these great new Shaklee vitamins and cleaning products" - Andy Dufresne

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

"I had a long meaningful discussion with a black person today and we were able to hash out our differences and come to a greater understanding" - Loan Sharks

 

[Big Dumb Ape]

"I used to suck at golf" --proninja

Fixed. Haven't played since July. Time before that was the July before that. :(

 

[Keerock]

"The poll results are in!" - Fro

 

[Doctor Detroit]

"I love my wife and kids" - Greco

Greco is so :(

Has to be the most underrated poster at FBG. HAS TO BE!

 

[FatMax]

"I choose to sit and keep my hat on during the National Anthem" - Doctor Detroit

:(This thread is awesome!

"I took a Spanish class!" -- Arctic Edge

 

[Keerock]

"How I successfully kept the weight off that I lost on Atkins" - Keerock

 

[Satchel's Cat]

"Just got back from Best Buy with my new HDTV.

And I still have all my spare change!"- GM

 

[Keerock]

"I finally switched to DSL!" - Desert Rose

 

[Keerock]

"My favorite '80s rap group" - JuniorNB

 

[Big Dumb Ape]

"I finally switched to DSL!" - Desert Rose

"I'm in a really good mood today" - Desert Rose

 

[ArcticEdge]

"Sobriety, a Fresh Start" - Homer J. Simpson

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Imp trifecta:

"I try my best to make people I meet from the internet think I'm completely sane in real life."

Imp

"I hate when Imp calls my house at all hours of the night, I don't like the attention."

E-Mom

"Me and Imp got along like peas and carrots."

Rudnicki

 

[Brutis]

"Confessions of a Battered Husband" - Peens

 

[Big Dumb Ape]

Imp trifecta:"I try my best to make people I meet from the internet think I'm completely sane in real life."Imp"I hate when Imp calls my house at all hours of the night, I don't like the attention."E-Mom"Me and Imp got along like peas and carrots."Rudnicki

"Wow, you're a much better looking guy than I am" - Imp

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

"My thought process leading up to my vasectomy" -- prosopis

 

[The Z Machine]

"Why Cesc Fabregas is a giant tool and a terrible soccer player." - Steve Tasker

 

[The Z Machine]

"10 reasons why I joined the Peace Corps." - Christo

 

[The Z Machine]

"My life as an I-banker and New York socialite." - Ultimate Browns Fan

 

[The Z Machine]

"Watch me on the Trinity Broadcast Network tomorrow night!" - Sulla

 

[bro1ncos]

"Olive Garden is my favorite place to eat" - Doctor Detroit

 

[The Z Machine]

"Check out my new Deere." - urbanhack

 

[The Z Machine]

"Rye bread is an abomination." - mr. furley

 

[BeaverCleaver]

"Why it is Wrong to Tattle Like A Little Girl"- LHUCKS

 

[ArcticEdge]

"I choose to sit and keep my hat on during the National Anthem" - Doctor Detroit

This thread is awesome!

"I took a Spanish class!" -- Arctic Edge

"I don't want anybody to know that I only speak English and GWB speaks Spanish fluently even though I try to play myself off as the more cultured one.." - President Obama

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"My new girlfriend is old enough to buy fireworks" Homer J. Simpson

"Can anyone give me tips on dating an older woman?" - Homer J Simpson

"Which gun should I buy for my daughter" - Reg Lllama of Brixton

Homer's looking for a link to that thread.

"Sobriety, a Fresh Start" - Homer J. Simpson

I have a bit of a reputation, don't I?

 

[ArcticEdge]

"Watch me on the Trinity Broadcast Network tomorrow night!" - Sulla

"I don't hate successful people." - Sulla

 

[The Z Machine]

'I know the rules of the game and don't need an explanation." - ArtieEdge

 

[Das Boot]

"I need some legal advice." -Woz

Pretty sure I posted in that thread.

 

[Professor S]

"I have taken responsibility for my life, quit blaming others, and am actively interviewing for jobs" - bluemagic/Dr. Zoidberg

 

[Chris B.]

"Can we please put an end to drafts?" - Rikishiboy

 

[Chris B.]

"How to install hardwood floors in 3 easy steps" - Herbert The Hippo

 

[Brutis]

"I love White people " Your Mother, Urbanhack and LHUCKS

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"I love brown people"

--Peens

 

[Brutis]

"I love brown people" --Peens

I do too. They do my lawn :(

 

[Verbal Kint]

In this thread we keep it short and sweet - Gordon Gekko

 

[Bonzai]

"My all time favorite Phish shows" by AhrnCityPahnder

 

[Doctor Detroit]

"Olive Garden is my favorite place to eat" - Doctor Detroit

Good notebookage

 

[Ministry of Pain]

"Question about hydrodynamics" - MOP

 

[YSR]

"Why I Love the Name 'Mark'" - mr. furley