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Al Czervik

Not wearing pants
I got; "Florida man accused of biting two toddlers dozens of times" and "Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him".

 

simey

Footballguy
Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing

Florida Man Accused Of Trafficking 14-Year-Old Girl For Sex

Florida man known as 'Burger King' has world's largest burger collection

Florida man tried smuggling live birds in his pants, officials say

 

Cowboysfan8

Footballguy
"Florida man charged with driving jetski on Florida road...yes, road"

Also -

"Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked"

 
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rustycolts

Footballguy
Florida man poses as homeless person, hands out money to those who help.                                                                                                               Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter 

 

jb1020

Footballguy
Florida man kills and dismembers roommate because he suspected roommate was about to commit mass murder.

 

Psychopav

Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
Florida suspect tries to swim away from police, subdued by algae

Florida man jailed for giving his girlfriend a 'wet willy'

Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked

 

simey

Footballguy
Are you guys getting actual stories? The only thing coming up is a screen shot of a headline, but I'm not sure it's real. I'm kinda afraid to research if it actually happened TBH...
Mine were actual stories where the headline reads "Florida man......"

 
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Scott Tenorman

Footballguy
Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing

Florida Man Accused Of Trafficking 14-Year-Old Girl For Sex

Florida man known as 'Burger King' has world's largest burger collection

Florida man tried smuggling live birds in his pants, officials say
You win. 

or lose?

 

rail

Footballguy
Florida man sentenced to 10 days in jail for dragging live shark behind boat.

Florida man caught exposing himself in Walmart pillow aisle.

Doesn't start with "Florida man", but of note: Helicopter rotor decapitates man at Brooksville-Tampa Regional

 

urbanhack

Fight The Power!
Top three...

FL man blames dog for drunk driving stop 

Armless Florida man charged after allegedly using feet to stab tourist with scissors

Teens film, laugh as Florida man drowns

 

BobbyLayne

Footballguy
  • Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme
  • Florida man arrested on drug charges during investigation of shooting (cops found drugs after going to the home of a man shot in the back by a toddler who picked up a gun that was laying around the home)
  • Facebook 'like' gets Florida man a return trip to jail (violated full stay away order by liking ex-gf photo)
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SFBayDuck

Footballguy
Florida man beats ex-wife, drowns disabled Chihuahua in backyard pool

Video shows 6-foot snake coming out of Florida man’s car hood

 

stbugs

Footballguy
Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon. Link

Fake news: Florida man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators in everglades.

Also, weirdly enough WBTV in Charlotte’s news is on and just now the news anchor just said: A Florida man with Charlotte ties has plead guilty to sending a wave of pipe bombs to CNN and prominent critics of President Trump. Guy played soccer at UNC-Charlotte. What are the odds that I would here that at this exact moment?

 

jon_mx

Footballguy
It is kind of unfair that these acts of by only 9 million Florida men gives the other million Florida men a bad name. 

 

Hastur

Footballguy
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt.

In all fairness, there is a 50-50 chance I could actually do this.

 
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The Kansas Comet

Footballguy
"Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, police say"

"Florida man hospitalized after attempt to kiss venomous snake"

 

Chaka

Footballguy
I'm not giving some cyber stalker my birthday.

That and it was just some stupid story about a dude climbing a cell phone tower.

 

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