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Foodapalooza - the longest food draft of all time - The beef finally arrives in rounds 51 & 52 (1 Viewer)

12. Toaster

Yea, I'm a simple man.  Toast to me is like a special treat.  It's so simple and so good.  Probably some nostalgia or comfort food thing going on here.  Can't describe it.

 
Well, I might be taking GREAT liberty and misappropriation by calling these "Cuban" but here's what I do (this might have made your recipe doc, which I still use, FYI)

- dice up a quarter of an onion or so, a green or red pepper, maybe a pepperoncini.  Toss into a sauce pan that's been heating a TBSP or so of olive oil.  Mix over medium-high heat a few mins

- mince a few cloves of garlic and add to the onions.  Hit all this with a 2 tsp cumin, 1 tsp corriander, 2 bay leaves, 1 tsp smoked pap, 1 tsp oregano and our Tony's, liberally.  Whip this all around until mixed well and fragrant.  

- Open two cans of black beans and drain out a lot of the fluid (you don't need to rinse them and you can definitely use some of the canned liquid) and add to the onion mix. 

- get ya a beer like a pilsner or a Mexican lager and pour into the empty bean can and then swish it back and forth with the other empty can like you're in the movie "Cocktail".  You're cleaning the cans for recycling and getting up all the left behind beans.  Pour into the beans and stir well.  You want to use about 3/4 of that beer to get an idea of liquid.  

- bring to a boil and then lower to a good simmer.  I add a little onion powder, garlic powder, allspice (a little little) a Shuke amount of black pepper and a Scooby size dash of cayenne.  

- Simmer uncovered for about 10-15 minutes stirring regularly.  When the liquid has cooked down, you can mash this ish with a potatoeh masher a few times (but not too many) and then partially or fully cover on a simmer 10-15 more minutes. 

*SALT* I always wait until the end for salt and I do have some fun salt options.

We make these at least once a week and use for "build your own whatever Mexican night" at our house.  I'm a big fan of creating my own taco salad with them. 
Just say Tony's. 

 
Also a mild hallucinogen  #nutmegchallenge
That was the first thing I though of when I saw nutmeg. I remember William S. Burroughs writing about it. I looked it up on erowid, and I don't think I'll be taking the nutmeg challenge. It takes a lot (like 30gm) to get effects- that's a lot of bechamel to eat.

 
That was the first thing I though of when I saw nutmeg. I remember William S. Burroughs writing about it. I looked it up on erowid, and I don't think I'll be taking the nutmeg challenge. It takes a lot (like 30gm) to get effects- that's a lot of bechamel to eat.
If you disguise it as Mornay sauce, no problem. 

 
That was the first thing I though of when I saw nutmeg. I remember William S. Burroughs writing about it. I looked it up on erowid, and I don't think I'll be taking the nutmeg challenge. It takes a lot (like 30gm) to get effects- that's a lot of bechamel to eat.


Malcolm X got high on nutmeg while  in prison

 
Round 13 - Stew - New Mexico Green Chile Stew

i'ts after midnight east coast and I really need to get this in before Wikkid who has already stniped on New Mexico Green Chiles before. 

I was fortunate enough to be sent to New Mexico on a business trip about 10 years ago, Albuquerque to be exact, and other than seeing all the Breaking Bad filming locations I was most excited about trying the green chiles. Everything I read about teh region talked about them. 

So we end up the first night with no reservations and just wandering around the city and we find a place that clearly used to be a house. We were seated in what used to be the living room and were presented with a very small menu. Green chile stew was on it and so i had it. Pork, green chiles, and potatoes. Who could possibly want more? Absolutely fantastic. 

The rest of the trip I made sure to sample as much local as i could - and, believe me, it all had green chiles. including a burger chain which I can't remember the name of wikkid. But it opened me up the amazing green chile and i use them in my cooking whenever i can find them. 

 
Maybe even more so than sandwiches, I feel like soups and stews is a category that I could fill an entire draft with.  Heck, it feels like seafood forward soups and stew could have been their own category.  And that's the direction I'm going to go, although perhaps not with a choice that would be obvious to most.  Because I have to have something with my favorite seafood item.

13.x -- Oyster Stew

My mom was diagnosed with MS when I was in middle school.  Throughout high school, I began taking over cooking a lot of the dishes she normally made.  So I learned how to make her spaghetti, her stroganoff, and her "seafood gumbo" (which despite the fact that her father came from a pretty prominent New Orleans family, bore no resemblance to actual gumbo).

But around my sophomore year, I bought a few cookbooks and began making "my own" recipes.  And one kind of chilly Autumn night at a vacation home my extended family all shared in Chincoteague, I picked up some quarts of fresh oysters and made oyster stew.  And I still can't think of a dish that is both so simple and so delicious.  Researching this, I found some ridiculously complex oyster stew recipes from a website that specializes in recipes from the Delmarva peninsula, but I still picture something like the recipe pictured here.

It's a dish that makes me think of that area, and I wonder if our @scorchy's namesake. who chronicled that region for so long was a fan.

 
13.xx, Phở, soup

Ever since i was a kid, i've loved a good echo. To this day, there are as many canyons in my mind as craters in my face and i love the tricks my inner noises play among them. And nothing in the world echoes flavor like a good phở broth. Burnt bulbs & bones, collagen brought to its knees by time, ancient sugars, fresh kills - a culinary witches brew. And when this distillation is poured to warm noodles, cook thins slices of ribeye and support a world of garnishes, it is as near perfect as a food can be.

 
Round 13 - Stew - New Mexico Green Chile Stew

The rest of the trip I made sure to sample as much local as i could - and, believe me, it all had green chiles. including a burger chain which I can't remember the name of wikkid. But it opened me up the amazing green chile and i use them in my cooking whenever i can find them. 


the definitive green chile burger chain in Burque is Bob's Burgers. i still have no earthly idea why the perfect complement to the green chile Ranchero Burger is a horkin' basket of green chile cheese fries, but it is.

 
Researching this, I found some ridiculously complex oyster stew recipes from a website that specializes in recipes from the Delmarva peninsula, but I still picture something like the recipe pictured here.

It's a dish that makes me think of that area, and I wonder if our @scorchy's namesake. who chronicled that region for so long was a fan.
Thanks for the shoutout to OG scorchy, scoob. I only remember oyster stew a few times but oysters (or "ahr-sturrs" as they say on Delmarva) in general were everywhere.  Oyster fritters were the favorite. Great memories of my grandmother on the other side working the fritter shack at the Somerset county carnival while I spent hours riding the zipper.  

We visited my dad before xmas and one of his waterman buddies showed up and left a dirty 5-gallon bucket of oysters on his porch.  My son had only eaten oysters at a restaurant, so watching my father convince him to slurp them straight out of said dirty bucket was priceless.  I never really liked oysters myself - just one of reasons why half my family always joked that I was switched at birth.

 
Rd 13 Beer: Rye Hipster Brunch from Odd Side (Grand Haven, MI)

A delectable stout with coffee, maple syrup, and bacon with rye malt added, and then aged in Rye Whiskey Barrels.

It’s a nice balance of a rare treat on that I believe it only comes out once a year but when it does come out, it’s not hard to get. No lotteries or waiting in lines. Probably my favorite of the barrel aged beers that I buy once or twice a year as a treat. 

 
Round 13 - Stew - New Mexico Green Chile Stew

i'ts after midnight east coast and I really need to get this in before Wikkid who has already stniped on New Mexico Green Chiles before. 

I was fortunate enough to be sent to New Mexico on a business trip about 10 years ago, Albuquerque to be exact, and other than seeing all the Breaking Bad filming locations I was most excited about trying the green chiles. Everything I read about teh region talked about them. 

So we end up the first night with no reservations and just wandering around the city and we find a place that clearly used to be a house. We were seated in what used to be the living room and were presented with a very small menu. Green chile stew was on it and so i had it. Pork, green chiles, and potatoes. Who could possibly want more? Absolutely fantastic. 

The rest of the trip I made sure to sample as much local as i could - and, believe me, it all had green chiles. including a burger chain which I can't remember the name of wikkid. But it opened me up the amazing green chile and i use them in my cooking whenever i can find them. 


You just drafted pork chili Verde which Wikkid took 10 rounds ago.

 
Round 13  - Soup - Crab Bisque from Tracy's Crab Shack, Juneau, Alaska 

With apologies to the delectable lobster bisque, I prefer a crab one, and this one is perfect, a velvety confection with just the right proportions of sherry, cream, spices, and of course fresh king crab right off the boat.  I could eat it by the gallon.

 
Round 13  - Soup - Crab Bisque from Tracy's Crab Shack, Juneau, Alaska 

With apologies to the delectable lobster bisque, I prefer a crab one, and this one is perfect, a velvety confection with just the right proportions of sherry, cream, spices, and of course fresh king crab right off the boat.  I could eat it by the gallon.


I used to make a saffron, crab bisque...very popular

 
Round 13  - Soup - Crab Bisque from Tracy's Crab Shack, Juneau, Alaska 

With apologies to the delectable lobster bisque, I prefer a crab one, and this one is perfect, a velvety confection with just the right proportions of sherry, cream, spices, and of course fresh king crab right off the boat.  I could eat it by the gallon.


Damn it!  

I sub out sherry for Armagnac or Cognac in mine.  Incredible stuff and agree on crab.

 
Think I skipped round 11 and went right to 12...

Round 11 - Vegetable Raw - Poblano Pepper

I have grown quite fond of the Poblano for both it's flavor and it's mild yet present heat that it provides.  Like some of you I do enjoy spice and some heat but the older I get the less I can stomach it and, even more it is embarrassing now because I break out in a sweat like Stryker landing a plane.  Fellow diners will ask "What's wrong?", "Are you okay" or "Is he having a heart attack???" so I have had to throttle back on heat.  I mean, if I even cut a jalapeno I start to sweat.  It's ridiculous.

Enter the Poblano into my life.  The wonderful, versatile, delicious Poblano.  I will use it in soups, chilis (often replacing the blander green bell pepper) and more recently have grilled them alongside my burgers for a perfect topping to an all-American staple.  

 
Round 13 - Stew - New Mexico Green Chile Stew

i'ts after midnight east coast and I really need to get this in before Wikkid who has already stniped on New Mexico Green Chiles before. 

I was fortunate enough to be sent to New Mexico on a business trip about 10 years ago, Albuquerque to be exact, and other than seeing all the Breaking Bad filming locations I was most excited about trying the green chiles. Everything I read about teh region talked about them. 

So we end up the first night with no reservations and just wandering around the city and we find a place that clearly used to be a house. We were seated in what used to be the living room and were presented with a very small menu. Green chile stew was on it and so i had it. Pork, green chiles, and potatoes. Who could possibly want more? Absolutely fantastic. 

The rest of the trip I made sure to sample as much local as i could - and, believe me, it all had green chiles. including a burger chain which I can't remember the name of wikkid. But it opened me up the amazing green chile and i use them in my cooking whenever i can find them. 
[scratches green chile stew from Rancho de Chimayo from list]

 
Round 13  - Soup - Crab Bisque from Tracy's Crab Shack, Juneau, Alaska 

With apologies to the delectable lobster bisque, I prefer a crab one, and this one is perfect, a velvety confection with just the right proportions of sherry, cream, spices, and of course fresh king crab right off the boat.  I could eat it by the gallon.
[scratches she-crab soup from The Olde Pink House in Savannah from the list]

 
Round 13: Gumbo, soup or stew

Link to recipe.  I'd never tried gumbo until I found this recipe and made it myself.  There is definitely some labor involved, but the results are fantastic.

Had to choose one of my two favorites for this category.  I make mine with smoked beef sausage (Kiolbassa brand), plate it with a side of shrimp sizzled in butter and garlic, and basmati.  I like to cook my rice with a good bit of mushroom quarters.

Now, I'm hungry

 
I'm happy for all the green chile appreciation in this thread.  I spent some time in ABQ a few years back and was in love with anything green chile there.  I'm going to the Phoenix area next week - have any recommendations, green chile or otherwise, for restaurants in that 'hood?  Specifically will be on the west side, since this was intended to be a spring training trip to see teams playing on that end, but we can travel a bit for a good meal.  I have relatives in Scottsdale that we're seeing, but I have zero faith in their culinary suggestions.

 
12. Toaster

Yea, I'm a simple man.  Toast to me is like a special treat.  It's so simple and so good.  Probably some nostalgia or comfort food thing going on here.  Can't describe it.


luxury snack after I first moved out on my own was Health-Nut* bread toast with lots of butter and some PB ...and some chili flakes and a big glass of milk

still do sometimes late at night when I want something tasty and filling - but don't want to make something more complicated (or noisy)

*ETA:  expensive ...I could buy 5-6 loaves of cheap white bread for what 1 loaf of Health-Nut cost back then

 
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A sandwich made on toasted bread is infinitely better than a sandwich made on untoasted bread.  


Man, what have I been doing with my life. I've been working from home for the past 2 months eating a Shukewich™ every day on non-toasted bread.  

 
Think I skipped round 11 and went right to 12...

Round 11 - Vegetable Raw - Poblano Pepper

I have grown quite fond of the Poblano for both it's flavor and it's mild yet present heat that it provides.  Like some of you I do enjoy spice and some heat but the older I get the less I can stomach it and, even more it is embarrassing now because I break out in a sweat like Stryker landing a plane.  Fellow diners will ask "What's wrong?", "Are you okay" or "Is he having a heart attack???" so I have had to throttle back on heat.  I mean, if I even cut a jalapeno I start to sweat.  It's ridiculous.

Enter the Poblano into my life.  The wonderful, versatile, delicious Poblano.  I will use it in soups, chilis (often replacing the blander green bell pepper) and more recently have grilled them alongside my burgers for a perfect topping to an all-American staple.  


Vegetable raw = cooked fruit

 
13. French Onion soup

I'm not a big soup guy.  Hardly ever get it when I eat out because it ends up being too much food in addition to an entree even for my fat ###.  I can't recall the best I've ever had, but I used to occasionally go to Bennigan's for lunch and they had a consistently good one, with that melted cheese overlapping the side the bowl.  So good.

 

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