For anyone who is a food-warrior or is married to one (1 Viewer)

[Clifford]

This article basically nails the predicament of the person truly trying to eat healthy

http://www.blogher.com/terrible-tragedy-healthy-eater?page=0,1

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife is. Before she comes into to the kitchen she puts on war paint and then gorilla press drops a standing rib roast.

 

[(HULK)]

What is a "food warrior"?

Please tell me that eating selectively isn't being compared to the horrors of warfare.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

This article basically nails the predicament of the person truly trying to eat healthy

http://www.blogher.com/terrible-tragedy-healthy-eater?page=0,1

What is the predicament?

 

[Rayderr]

I am John Battandieri! And I see a whole army of my Whole Foods Shoppers, here in defiance of Monsanto. You've come to fight as free vegans... and free vegans you are. What will you do with that organic produce? Will you fight? Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR BROCCOLI!!!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My wife is. Before she comes into to the kitchen she puts on war paint and then gorilla press drops a standing rib roast.

That's hawt.

 

[Jobber]

This article basically nails the predicament of the person truly trying to eat healthy

http://www.blogher.com/terrible-tragedy-healthy-eater?page=0,1

What is the predicament?

That the writer is looking for clicks with this horribly written article.

 

[E Street Brat]

What is a "food warrior"?

Please tell me that eating selectively isn't being compared to the horrors of warfare.

You sir, have not eaten my wife's cooking.

 

[Quez]

Is your wife an Ultimate Food Warrior?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

This article basically nails the predicament of the person truly trying to eat healthy

http://www.blogher.com/terrible-tragedy-healthy-eater?page=0,1

What is the predicament?

That the writer is looking for clicks with this horribly written article.

She seems to have found a sucker to spread the word for her.

 

[Clifford]

Thought it was funny myself. Tough crowd.

 

[jhib]

This article basically nails the predicament of the person truly trying to eat healthy

http://www.blogher.com/terrible-tragedy-healthy-eater?page=0,1

What is the predicament?

They are bombarded with messages that their relatively healthy diet doesn't fit the definition because of some silly reason like genetic modification. So they are left chasing some nonexistent, black and white, objectively "healthy" diet.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

This article basically nails the predicament of the person truly trying to eat healthyhttp://www.blogher.com/terrible-tragedy-healthy-eater?page=0,1

What is the predicament?

They are bombarded with messages that their relatively healthy diet doesn't fit the definition because of some silly reason like genetic modification. So they are left chasing some nonexistent, black and white, objectively "healthy" diet.

So, the crazy person is crazy?

 

[Sarnoff]

WTF is a "food warrior"?

 

[Parrothead]

are they trained in food fights?

 

[Clifford]

Usually a resident of a competitive town.

 

[jhib]

This article basically nails the predicament of the person truly trying to eat healthyhttp://www.blogher.com/terrible-tragedy-healthy-eater?page=0,1

What is the predicament?

They are bombarded with messages that their relatively healthy diet doesn't fit the definition because of some silly reason like genetic modification. So they are left chasing some nonexistent, black and white, objectively "healthy" diet.

So, the crazy person is crazy?

It's a Terrible Tragedy, isn't it?

 

[rockaction]

Can't even get through the first paragraph. My facebook feed is full of these. I decided to have a loose policy on who to accept as "friends" from high school, and I am constantly reminded about veganism, sustainability, and organic foods, not to mention labeling of GMOs.

I'm sure the article was very well-intentioned.

 

[Clifford]

It's making fun of that. All of it. Apparently no one has bothered to read past the first paragraph.

 

[Henry Ford]

are they trained in food fights?

FoodJitsu.

 

[comfortably numb]

I throw my wife's cooking into "parts unknown" when she is not looking

 

[Henry Ford]

I throw my wife's cooking into "parts unknown" when she is not looking

Throwing it to the dog is one thing, shoving it up your own ### is commitment.

 

[rockaction]

It's making fun of that. All of it. Apparently no one has bothered to read past the first paragraph.

Maybe because it's an immediate revulsion to even get to the satire.

I'm not being a jerk, I'm just explaining my reaction to it.

 

[comfortably numb]

I throw my wife's cooking into "parts unknown" when she is not looking

Throwing it to the dog is one thing, shoving it up your own ### is commitment.

don't knock it til you try it

 

[El Floppo]

Usually a resident of a competitive town.

Like Kobayashi or Joey Chestnut?

 

[jhib]

It's making fun of that. All of it. Apparently no one has bothered to read past the first paragraph.

It's just tough to successfully parody something that usually reads like a parody when it's meant seriously.

 

[Clifford]

It's making fun of that. All of it. Apparently no one has bothered to read past the first paragraph.

Maybe because it's an immediate revulsion to even get to the satire.

I'm not being a jerk, I'm just explaining my reaction to it.

That is why I posted the article. I thought others might find it funny as I did.

 

[Rayderr]

Usually a resident of a competitive town.

something something circle of dickdom something somthing...

 

[Clifford]

It's making fun of that. All of it. Apparently no one has bothered to read past the first paragraph.

It's just tough to successfully parody something that usually reads like a parody when it's meant seriously.

They call this the Palin Problem®

 

[NCCommish]

It's making fun of that. All of it. Apparently no one has bothered to read past the first paragraph.

I did. She is obviously being snarky.

 

[T Bell]

I throw my wife's cooking into "parts unknown" when she is not looking

Throwing it to the dog is one thing, shoving it up your own ### is commitment.

Not really. It all ends up there anyway. In the end.

 

[E Street Brat]

are they trained in food fights?

FoodJitsu.

I know Kung-Food

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

She's like the Rick Reilly of #hotfoodtakes

The kale satire was particularly fresh.

 

[Henry Ford]

are they trained in food fights?

FoodJitsu.

I know Kung-Food

Tai-Kwon-Dough

 

[T Bell]

What is a "food warrior"?

Please tell me that eating selectively isn't being compared to the horrors of warfare.

Here, this is for you.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I am John Battandieri! And I see a whole army of my Whole Foods Shoppers, here in defiance of Monsanto. You've come to fight as free vegans... and free vegans you are. What will you do with that organic produce? Will you fight? Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR BROCCOLI!!!